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Joined 09-16-10, id: 2541013, Profile Updated: 06-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Valdemar universe.

Well. Here we are. I'm guessing that you don't go surfing FF.net for profiles, so you're probably here because of my fics. If you liked it - sorry to disappoint, there are no more as of now. If you didn't, however, you are in luck, there are only two! A bunch of people seem to post their 'About Me' pieces here in their profiles, and who am I to defy tradition? So, here we go.

Name: You can call me whatever. Seriously. I'd probably answer to that.

Age: I'd like to think that I'm still in my tweens. Those were some fun years. But, y'know... time passes, and all that.

Likes: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, being a pretentious brat, cussing, attempting wittiness, dancing, reading, drawing, creeping on people (mostly on friends, who don't mind), masks, 1920's clothing, and other people playing with my hair.

Dislikes: Bitchiness. Guy or girl, I cannot stand someone who is a bitch for the sake of hurting someone else. The 'c' word - I might like cussing, but that's just taking it way too far, it sounds so ugly. Intolerance - even intolerance of intolerance... it's America, everyone is free to have their own opinions! When your toast falls jelly side down. Spelling and grammar errors! Once or twice, it doesn't bother me - I get it, it happens - but all throughout a story...geez...

Recommendations: On deviantart, pika-la-cynique's Girls Next Door comic. Spirited Away (I don't know why everyone insists it creeped them out when they were kids...). Humon on deviantart, The Princess Bride.

So! There it is. I'll think of something wittier to put up here sooner or later...

Also, after going through my favorites, I have discovered that I am a bit of a yaoi fangirl. Slash. Boy on boy. What-have-you. If this offends you, I'm sorry... for you. You will be offended a lot in the future, and being offended isn't fun. .

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The Imprinted Chronicles: Book Two by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Cassie laughed, a soft breathy sound that sent the shiver right back down his spine. It was a laugh that would've caught his attention even without the imprint, and in that moment Paul didn't care if she was a lunatic or not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 383,948 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Paul - Complete
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book One by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Series of imprint based fics, non-canon after Eclipse. Book One: "Your girl picks on kids. That's cool." Paul slapped a fourth piece of pizza on top of her third, apparently his way of showing his approval.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 238,656 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Embry - Complete
I Have a Large, Thick Sausage by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Sora the love of my life convinces me to drive nearly clear across the country to rescue his twin brother. It wouldn't have been that bad, except we have to bring Kairi along. And Sora's boyfriend. Roxas, you'd better be worth it. AkuRoku, RikuSora. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How I Paid for College by The Writer Triumphant reviews
All Demyx wanted was to go to Juilliard. But when his father refuses to pay the tuition, he has no choice but to get help from Pence, whose motto is 'Illegal is faster'. [AU] [Zemyx] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Gravity by redwing55 reviews
When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
How To Survive Spring Break by Arandomchan reviews
[AU] [BL] A vacation was all Squall needed. That, and SARS. [And the alcoholic parents have struck again.]
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Squall L., Seifer A.
A Week in a Madhouse by Arandomchan reviews
Childhood rivalry? Check. Alcoholic parents? Check. An entire week with which to plot the demise of several classmates? Heck yeah. AU, BL.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
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Creeps Like Me reviews
The Pack thought that it was fitting. Of course Seth Clearwater would find his Imprint in an ice cream shop. Of course he would first make a fool of himself. Of course he would proceed to stalk her for weeks on end. "Wait. You've been doing WHAT!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Seth
Choosings of an Unusual Kind reviews
Luca had had a boring day. And then it got much better.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete