Pariasa
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Joined 09-22-10, id: 2547763, Profile Updated: 10-08-10

Hello my dearest users of fanfiction.net! My name is Pariasa and I am 14 years old physically, 18 years old mentally and about 104.5% years old insanity-wise. I adore reading Discworld fanfic - although, as yet, I haven't posted up any of my stories so far - and am a devoted Teatime/Susan, Mal/Polly and Sally/Angua shipper. I'm also obsessed with Harry Potter but rarely read Hogwarts fanfic for fear that, like so many I've witnessed, it might be revoltingly graphic. I love reading fluff but dislike anything pervish as, despite being 359 degrees of crazy, I am a hopeless romantic at heart. I make innuedoes out of practically everything but am utterly clueless when it actually comes to proper 'dirty' jokes. I act older than I am and have an overly advanced vocabulary but, in reality, I'm incredibly childish. Oh, and I love chocolate and kittens. But not in the same ways - kittens taste gross without ketchup.

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A Collection of Moments by SilverInkblot reviews
A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
The Dying of a Day by Komagata Yumi reviews
On the Discworld, there is truth behind every figure of speech.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Death, Death of Rats - Complete
The Thin Blue Edge by Jan. McNeville reviews
Narrative causality is a brutal thing, and not even the Roundworld is immune to the wish for a more understanding anthromorphic personification to take care of a shattering loss.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Death
Decision: Century of the Anchovy by Bluer Sky reviews
When a mysterious campaign circulates to elect Vimes to the Patricianship, an old city law forces his hand. It soon promises to be the election of the century...originally written two ! years ago for Election '08.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Q&A by She Who Shines reviews
I've trapped the Hogfather characters and they are completely at our mercy. Drop a review asking questions of Susan, Death, or others, and I will force them to answer. Mwahaha. -This is inspired by a Phantom of the Opera Fanfic someone else wrote-
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
A Second Pair Of Boots by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Watch our neurotic twosome as they do their darndest to honour a wedding invitation. Trees are climbed in the process. PollyxMal, ShuftixPaul.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Polly P. - Complete