Hello my dearest users of fanfiction.net! My name is Pariasa and I am 14 years old physically, 18 years old mentally and about 104.5% years old insanity-wise. I adore reading Discworld fanfic - although, as yet, I haven't posted up any of my stories so far - and am a devoted Teatime/Susan, Mal/Polly and Sally/Angua shipper. I'm also obsessed with Harry Potter but rarely read Hogwarts fanfic for fear that, like so many I've witnessed, it might be revoltingly graphic. I love reading fluff but dislike anything pervish as, despite being 359 degrees of crazy, I am a hopeless romantic at heart. I make innuedoes out of practically everything but am utterly clueless when it actually comes to proper 'dirty' jokes. I act older than I am and have an overly advanced vocabulary but, in reality, I'm incredibly childish. Oh, and I love chocolate and kittens. But not in the same ways - kittens taste gross without ketchup.