"I am Countess Von Verminstrasser, the delouser! For your own good, you will cooperate! You have lice, and until your condition changes, you will all be detained here indefinitely!...Let the delousing begin!"

I am here to write fanfics AND fight the lousy menace!

Fan fics in the works:

~Invader Zim fic involving Dib, Gaz and a very, very unfortunate nanny.

~2 Discworld Fics: One, having to do with the Vimes family, and the other having to do with the daughter of Lily Weatherwax.