With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school.

Leon and Krauser are the best agents President Graham has had in years, but he sends them on the most mundane missions you could imagine.

AshleyLeon: COMPLETE: To escape, she must be stronger. To succeed in the mission, he must be resilient. Together they will learn the true meaning of strength and companionship. Can love triumph against all odds? See new story "Wake Up" for continuation...

sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R

How the Cullen's felt when they had to leave Bella! Updated Chapter 7 out of 7! Please, Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!

Possibly... no, definitely the best..no, the greatest Resident Evil fanfiction... no, infact it's better than canon...ever written. We are wonderful.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!

Our favorite ninjas have been taken over... by the internet! EVERYONE HAS AN AIM ADDRESS! Ever wanted to know what they talk about in private? Now you'll know..... Rated for language and adult content. Yaoi is imminent.

Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.

Hinata likes Naruto but unfortunately Naruto doesn't like her back. Now there are three guys trying as hard as they could to catch Hinata's attention. see them fight for attention while trying to kill Naruto SasuHina, NejiHina, GaaraHina. NEW CHAPTER!

Currently being revised. Leon is split between two paths, one of which will lead to his downfall. RE4. AU, OOC.

Now that Keitaro aquired 2 daughters suddenly out of no where? How will the LH universe change? Watch the new family as they go on with life in the Hinatasou[61st chapter:Reminiscence]

[Oneshot, Gen, Full title inside] Events occur that cause Tamaki to reevaluate his decision to come to Japan...however, intervention becomes necessary to show him just how much his absence will effect everyone he knows.

Inuyasha has a dream about him and kagome having sex. but his dream is interupted by naraku apearing in his dream. Same for kagome except Kagura appears in her dream. Kagome and inuyasha have a fight.ect...ect.

.:Oneshot:. Leon runs into Krauser and they have a final word before they go their separate ways.

Based on the hit reality show Survivor. 20 RE characters are thrown on an island together. Wesker is the host. Who will survive?

My RE3 novelization. We go behind the scenes, to see how Mikhail got injured, the family values of giant worms, how you should react to crazy women named Alice, and how Hunk's mission usually is impeded by head trauma. Read and Review please.

Many battles

Gai is a homeroom teacher, Irukathesadistic teaches Language Arts, and Kakashi teaches music. Itachi becomes the cool upperclassman. Meanwhile, a lovetriangle forms... R for language, drug ref. and mature content

So, how does it taste?

Kagome,Sango, and Rin are supermodels in America. Inuyasha,Miroku, and Sesshomaru are highschool students who happen to go out with the girls (kinda). So what could possibly go wrong when the girls come back to Tokyo? IK, MS, SR

AU OOC In a world where Sesshy likes Lucky Charms, Kagome and Inuyasha were best friends when they were little, but Inuyasha moved away. The two are reunited and now have to go through more than they could ever imagine! Chapter 10 posted!

One day Tidus realizes that Blitzball...SUCKS. A lot. So he decides to make a NEW game...a BETTER game!

Kagome and Sango are vampires. Can't go out in the sun bloodsucking vampires. Being the heads of their bloodsucking clique, they decide it is in their best interest to go to school, and become 'reacquainted with the world'...full summary inside

the president's daughter has been kidnapped. They sent in Leon. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? Parody off re4, SPOILERS!

(Fin) Orochimaru breeds himself a mute daughter, with the intention of raising himself another killing Nin, but when she discovers the Five have been killed, will she go for revenge against her father, or the ones who killed them?

The Sand Trio arrives in Konoha to assist in the capture of Sasuke, and Shikamaru is rescued by Temari. But when he starts to see his old opponent in a new light, can he get her out of his head, or express his feelings? (Horrible summary... just read.)

After the death of his father, Neji must begin to cope on his own: his thoughts, his emotions, his hate, and his developement into the man he is. Perhaps he will discover the purity of white. (Rated for some language and-or mature content)

Shiranui Genma: brand new jounin with a mission from hell. Mission? Protecting a princess… who isn’t a princess. But when he and his best friend, Raido, have some… complications with said princess… What’s Genma to do, with no love experience?

Kankurou opens doors for people? Neji's obsessed with ramen? Shino's scared of bugs? Naruto eats healthy? Lee tells Sakura 'it's over? And, gasp! Jiraiya's a model citizen! What's going on!

This is another hilarious parody of Metal Gear Solid 3. Read at your own risk. No schoolboys were harmed during the making of this fanfiction.

If you think Gaara's childhood was weird, how do you think it would be for his SON? Kankurou and Gaara let their children out lose in the world... Learning life's lessons the hard way. (Non-yaoishonen-ai(Rated for Language)

Imagine TWELVE People, in ONE house, for one MONTH. [SasuSakuNaruLee, ShikaInoCho, NaruHinaKiba, NejiTenLee]

The Iscariot and Hellsing are forced to spend Christmas together to help further goodwill between the two organizations. The most classic of fanfic plot devices get their own story in this silly extra multi pairing fic.

Integra has a bad day. Alucard makes it worse.

Lee always makes promises before accepting a challenge. Turns out, he keeps his promises in a list. But what if that list were to be... altered?

Aug 30, 2004 - CHAPTER 13 FINALLY UP! This is how the game REALLY happened in my little dream world. Rated PG-13 for language and... ...er, stuff. Yeah, stuff.

Can anyone be redeemed even Wesker rated R for some language