Okay, okay, okay. So MAYBE I panicked! So MAYBE I told my grandma that I was married when, in fact, I'm not! So MAYBE the only person she'd believe I'm "married" to is the Winter Soldier. So what? Pretending to be married isn't THAT hard... right? It's all duct tape and safety pins - we're only gonna be "together" for a short time! ... Right?

You stole me away from everything that I knew. Everything that I loved. You asked me to murder for you and die for you, because you would do the same for me. And somehow, you expected me to love you, too. Joker/OC.

The Joker goes shopping and an employee has a final request.

She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.

A retelling of "The Killing Joke" as it might have happened in the Nolanverse. Everyone has a story. This is Jeannie's. She could never have predicted what would occur when she became hopelessly entangled with Jack Napier...

Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?

Dr. Katherine Hayward comes to work at the B.P.R.D. as a research assistant to Abe. Things will get interesting as she adjusts to her new job and comes to know a certain red ape. Movie/comic-verse. HellboyOC.

She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet

Her life was plain until she was expelled, and put into a wacky school for mangoes. Somehow, being slightly overweight and ditzy has its own benefits to start a new life. KaiOC. Slight TalaOC, RayOC. COMPLETED - FINALLY

He was the best there ever was. She was Wendy's great granddaughter. After a chance meeting, they journey to Neverland, where they must face adventure, an important family secret, and a charming new pirate. COMPLETE!

After completely ruining Lily's day, James challenges her to list ten things she hates about him.

The story of a young Romani girl betrothed to the King of Thunes, Clopin, and their life together. This story is positively ancient written in 1999 and has A LOT of flaws, but at readers' request I am archiving it here. Enjoy!

A love story amidst assassination, abduction, seduction, and war. COMPLETE

Most are born into a home where they can feel safe, and loved. But Amber Von Tussle was not like most others, and she learned it the hard way.

It's all about the swoop factor.

A poem I wrote about Abraham being commanded to sacrifice Isaac. Second Place at the 2007 National Fine Arts Festival.

Oneshot. What happened to Kadaj and his brothers immediately following the events of Advent Children. Just cute and fluffy. XD

Following everyone's favourite Commodore as he tries to pick up the pieces left by Elizabeth's rejection. Groves' younger sister could be just the thing...Non DMC compliant CHAPTER 40 Norrington finds happiness. COMPLETE

Set in the maurauders time. Snape is 16 and begins to find life unbearable. Rated for suicide content and language. SS X OC. Please review

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to open a door to Tolkien's Middle-earth and become part of the adventures surrounding the Ring? In Time Will Tell, a girl of our time gets to do just that. Reviewed favorably by the PPC. NOW COMPLETED.

Gippal watches as Rikku repeatedly burns her marshmallows. He decides to give her a little lesson...

Sakura's goal is to become a professional tennis player, and Tokodai is the road to take. One problem - it is an all male college. What will Sakura do, especially when she starts liking the team captain Syaoran?

Finished Based during the reign of the Digimon Emperor. Ken has decided he will conquer Kari just like he's trying to conquer the digital world. But what if Kari doesn't want to be conquered?

A donkey. A Lievtenant. A Commodore. An angry ass that just won't move. Special guest appearances by the Fab Five and Julia Roberts...well no, actually...they're just mentioned.

I am tired of Harry/Draco slashes that have no point! Also there are some scenes that have been written about that would never happen (although some of you seem to think its possible). Includes: Sirius, Crookshanks, Fudge, Ginny, Dumbledore, and Herm/R!