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Things to do on an Elevator

1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5.MEOW occasionally.

6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.

8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."

--20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity--

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this into your profile!! (Whee, insanity is FUN)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!"

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

The Insanity Test

How insane am i? The x's are what I do.

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Does a tube count???)
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.
x You have been called a blond. (Maybe that's because I AM a blond...)

x You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
x You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling

X You have fallen asleep in class. (SCIENCE!!)
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
x People often shake their heads and walk away from you
x You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (At school after changing for gym... Hey... I was late for English... That class IS important :-) )
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (ALL the time!)

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
x The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.

x You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Grand total: 24

Now divide that by 38 and times by 100.

My score is 63.1578947368

TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her.

She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

I actually read about this in a book, so I couldn't resist putting that in here :-)

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, pie eater 2000, AlwaysHP-RealTHG, Knut25282, PjoHP, annabethandpercy4ever, 7thseven, FandomGirl2000, ilona18, Tris Ela Eaton, HazelandAugustusForever, FourFearsForever and TrisTobyUri are going for the win

Friends:

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books every day!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach… but mostly your friends… I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other’s' lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. There is no beginning or end… Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.'

What type of stereotyped teen are you?

PREP

x You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pacsun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American Eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

x You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

x You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colours.

x You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.

You're an atheist/Satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

You can skateboard.

X You've worn plaid. (It was a square dance!)

X You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple or green hair (streaks count).

X You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

x You love the computer.

x You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.

x You get straight A's.

x You love/like reading.

You were/are in a band. (Orchestra!)

x You don't care what you look like.

x You have a curfew.

x You always do your homework.

x You never miss school unless you're sick. (And even then...)

ATHLETIC

x You watch/watched the Superbowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.

x You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (I’m counting College Softball players)

x Your garage consists of sports equipment.

x You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

HARDCORE

x You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At The Disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

x People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Your hair has been dyed more than 1 colour: dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple.

Total:

PREP - 3/11 (I'm a teenager)

GOTHIC - 2/9 (What? I really like the color black!)

PUNK - 3/8 (Ehh...)

GEEK - 8/10 (Yay! I’m not surprised)

ATHLETIC - 9/9 (Well… I guess I got an answer)

HARDCORE - 3/10 (Not for me.)

It looks like I’m an athletic geek… Well… That’s nice :-)

100 question answered truthfully about me:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Alright… here’s the most interesting story. I have a small scar on the skin between my thumb and first finger. I was trying to undo a metal bracelet, (don’t ask) and I stabbed myself with it and it went through my skin. My dad had to cut it out.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

I have a framed picture of my softball team. Two northwestern softball posters, 3 “awards” that my softball coach handed out, (Things like best Left-Handed pitcher, most secretly aggressive etc.) a drawing of me tap dancing, a drawing of a hippo my amazingly talented friend gave me, a chalkboard hippo sticker, a mirror and a “L” that I painted.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Sometimes I say random things in my sleep. (Thanks for telling me, sis) I’ve also sleepwalked sometimes.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

I like alternative music. Imagine Dragons, Fall out Boy, The Script, All-American Rejects, Panic at the disco. Bands like that.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

About 01:00 in the morning.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

I wish my ankle wasn’t sprained, stupid klutzy me, so I could play softball or do something fun this spring break.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My friends who aren’t on vacation with me

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

My books, softball equipment and tap shoes.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?About 5ft 1in -2 in.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Occasionally, if it’s a REALLY small space

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

I watched Divergent again with a bunch of friends and I teared up a little when her mom died.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Vanilla or fruity

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Light blonde hair, bright blue or dark brown eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

I think I’m going to be forever alone! I’m not really sure.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

I don’t like coffee, and I like energy drinks like Gatorade for softball.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

I like cheese and pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I’m craving some cookie dough ice cream

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

No

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

I don't know

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

I am in my elbow

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

I don’t really know. I wear a lot of nerdy t-shirts with puns. I love my fuzzy sweatshirt

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

No

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Don’t have one. I did have a golden retriever named Bailey.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Is it possible to control it?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Tell them or send them a note

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

9

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Blondes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

Probably one of my best friends. We talk a lot.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

I’m not sure right now.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Nope

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

I have bad trust issues. I’m pretty shy. Is being really awkward a problem?

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Baseball players? I talked to some college softball players. At the time I considered them famous

37. FIRST JOB?

I volunteered at the library. But I’m only 13 so I haven’t really had a REAL job.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

I’ve been with my friends and they’ve done one. Another one was with my softball team.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

My family and I were on a boat ride around the lake

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

No

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My grades/brain or my hair.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Yes, I have them now

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

I’m not really sure… I kinda want to go to Yallfest though.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

No idea

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

I’m named after my great great grandmother and my middle name is for my mom.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

When I was younger I did

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Awkward… I’m not sure

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Not really. It’s gotten a lot better and I like it SOMEWHAT but it could be so much better.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?

Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Laughing at other peoples pain,

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Umm I don't really have one

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Possibly

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

No

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Saying rude things, (Usually alone) ripping up little pieces of paper, clenching my fists.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

My family owns a literal second home, so our Lake House

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

I had a hippo name Gloria. (From madagascar)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

Quite a few probably about fifteen to twenty.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Sadly, yes.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

No, not at all... *Sarcastic* I USE IT ALL THE TIME!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mashed potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?

Usually a little bit quirky in a good way. Have a nice sense of humor and be a nice person.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Lyd, Taylor, Lydja, Lydididdy, Charlie, Natalie’s twin

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, but see what I wrote for music types.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?

I don’t really know… I spend all my time on Fanfiction… But I really like Star Trek and NCIS

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Cookie dough

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

It would be today but I sprained my ankle, so exactly a week ago. (Softball practice)

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

Yes there was... It was about Mashed Potatoes and Mac and Cheese

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

I don’t have a car so I don't know.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

I don't mind if they do or not.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

I have a Cardinals spring training game going on right now. THEY ARE WINNING 6-2 in the top of the 8th!!!

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

I drank a glass of water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My friend, Georgia

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

Um probably their eyes, I don't really know.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

I can’t think of one off the top of my head. But I usually think of stuff when I hear them.

81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE?

I don’t know. I don’t like saying I hate people because it’s such a strong word. How about food???

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

August, it’s warm and softball tryouts happen :-)

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

I like aquarius but I’m a scorpio

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Really light brown and a lot of blonde

86. EYE COLOR?

Dark brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Jamba Juice or Jimmy Johns

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Never tried it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Cardinal’s game

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

I like Christmas. My whole family is there and it’s really fun.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

I play the viola, but I know how to play the recorder

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

I’d rather not say

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

I dislike physical contact

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

I bought a bag of jolly ranchers, light blue spray paint and 2 mason jars.

Well… that sounds bad… I’m spray painting mason jar lids and putting little animals on top for gifts.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

I don't have one

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Seven Minutes in Heaven, the last book in the liar society.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Fictional. And in real life? Umm… Nonexistent

Hunger Games pledge :

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something… Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that, paste this to your profile

You know you're a book addict when...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (No... NEVER done this... *Shifty Eyes*)

You write fan fictions about the book. (Well... I wonder what I'm doing on Fanfiction.net then)

You try to get all of your friends (and other random people) to read your favorite books. (Guess where my twin gets all of her book from?)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I haven't done that one... yet...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (People have to avoid saying things around me so that I don't go on a huge rant about something)

You quote random lines all the time. (My friends think know I'm crazy)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I was so tempted to run around jumping off roofs after Divergent... I really wanted to be a wizard after Harry Potter... Yeah...)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (You should see my Pinterest Page)

You've got a book memorized. (Of course!)

You've read a book more than five times. (I'm getting really close!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read 3 a little over 300 pages in one day, and then 3 300 the next day. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (VERONICA ROTH!!!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (I'd take Uriah or Tobias)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (DON'T EVEN SAY THAT AROUND ME!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Well... what am I supposed to do?)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Tris, you rock!)

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

AnnabethIsTheBest

GothicNicoLuver

WelshGirl4life

Lukercy555

XxWarriorsrockxX

Tazmaster

Clarisse Daughter Of Ares

wisegirl416

catsrawesome

TrisTobyUri

We are a FourTris (fortress)

With walls you can't bust

Nothing can get through

Not water, not rust

Only Roth can conquer the bonds

And that she did

She killed the blonde

In memory of Beatrice 'Tris' Prior

With love, the Fandom

Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I read percy jackson backwards in danish with

April I robbed

May I ate

June I bit

July I danced with

August I did crafts with

September I kissed

October I swam with

November I slapped

December I dressed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 An alarm clock

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A pom-pom

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A chair

15 A laptop

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A pen

30 An ostrich

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m a bank robber!

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I robbed a pillow because a hobo stole my taco- wisegirl416

I slapped my lover because big bird told me to- catsrawesome

I danced with a sock because the voices told me to-FangTobiasPercy

I slapped a teletubby because the voices told me to- TrisTobyUri

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends on how serious/how good of a friend)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (I go to both)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sweatpants)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Sometimes)
Sports are fun. (SOFTBALL ALL THE WAYYYY!!!!!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (Just because my lips get chapped really easily)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (And dad)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (No way!)
You hate wearing the color black. (Love the color black!)
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I HATE SKIRTS)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance. (Tap dancing IS cool!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (How???)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (I want to look presentable...)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Girl 5/ Guy 14

Oh well :-) I guess I'm more of a tomboy

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (I BROKE MY ARM!)

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Didn’t realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped

Well... That's nice... So... Yeah...

Here's this funny little thing I did...

CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR.

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS – DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON’T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN’T..
TAKE 3 MINUTES – TRY THIS – IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE
FORWARDED THE EMAIL. NO CHEATING !!!!THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT
TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES – WORTH A TRY.

1st – Get PEN and PAPER

2nd – WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY
KNOW

3rd – GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! It’s very important for good results.

4th – SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DONT READ AHEAD
otherwise

YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN!!...On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the
LEFT

BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

BESIDE the NUMBERS *3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX...
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT...
WRITE ANYONE’S NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. …) next to 4, 5, & 6 *...

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID...WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

Finally, MAKE A WISH (optional, but I recommend it)

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME

THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2

THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7

YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in
SPACE 4

THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6* *IS YOUR LUCKY STAR

THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3

THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7

THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND

AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE

NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER

the doomsday bit!!! (Uh oh)
REPOST THIS
WITHIN 10 MINUTES OF DOING THIS
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE!!! XO

How you know you are nerd/geek/dork

You obsess over books

You watch The Big Bang Theory, Dr. Who, Sherlock Holmes, or any other weird nerdy show

You can go days without talking to anyone

You can read for hours and hours

You have crushed on fictional people (book characters, T.V show characters, etc)

You have dance around your room, singing into a hairbrush or any other object that is not a microphone

You have cried/ felt emotion over a book or T.V show

You have dressed up for halloween and gone trick or treating and you’re in middle school (and up)

You and your friend make weird faces at each other when you see each other

You refer to yourself as a demigod, shadowhunter, or you say that you are in a faction/ district

You imagine yourself in your favorite book (if you could actually be in your favorite book, well lets just say most of us would be dead in a week. But it would be a bloody brilliant week)

You get crazy insane when you are with your best friends

You say jokes from books

I checked 11/13

If you have checked at least half of these ‘guidelines’ then you are a nerd/geek/dork

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

I congratulate you if you read through my entire profile! You are either amazing or a creepy stalker!

Catch ya on the flip side!

TrisTobyUri