You are a fighter, warrior, brawler, you are wild and untamed, you are cold and spontaneous. You lack the patience for relationships and you lack the intelligence for strategy. You are a Yato and you don't have a heart. You know that and you don't mind. And then there's him.

"Even though the storm passed soon enough, the winds were supposedly still too strong for them to raise back to the skies. He also welcomed the brief stay in town and all the food this opportunity offered. Getting to shake off Abuto was nice, too. Maybe he could punch a hole into the ship so that they will have to stay longer." Some Kamui x Shinsuke for my heart.

„Ne.. Karisawa-chan " Izaya se opřel loktem o její rameno, hlava nakloněná na stranu než si dočetl text až do konce. „Víš o tom že to co Shizu-chan následně pronesl s tak dramatickým zaujetím bylo: „Chcípni ty kreténe"?"

Ritual; an established or prescribed procedure for a religious or other rite. Ritual; a horror movie from 2013. Ritual; activity or several repeated daily. And, coincidentally, the name of the fifth chapter of this Sabriel fanfiction- coffee-shop cliché for everyone who is not tired of those, yet.

2nd in the Blue Line. Follows after Days of our Youth. "So you want to adopt a demon brat.." "You asked thrice the same question, granny." "So you roped Hayate into it as well?" "We.. we disagreed on this matter." Iruka is getting ideas again and Ibiki guards his family.

"This was it. The top of the world. The deepest pit of hell. Heaven. This was it, the breaking point, the thing he needed to get back together. This was what he had been waiting for." Dean gets dragged into the middle of holy problems, reuniting with the part of his soul that never left Hell. Just pointless Angst; set in 4th season.

On hold. "I want to go home." Merlin murmured silently, because what were the dangers of wilderness against the memory of Dancing Skeletons? What were wolves against murders once and again? What was the gaping hole in his heart, after the death of his friend, compared to the feeling of loosing his sanity? He wanted to laugh, but didn't. He didn't want to hear himself broken.

"Deleted? Like from his phone? No big deal, I got a new one.." "No, John. He deleted you from his memory. Packed all the information about you he had, all the emotion he had when you were concerned, tied it in a box and fucking deleted it." 15 years after John left for war he is back, though things aren't that easy now either. John!Lock; Sequel-ish to Rats and Men.

An Another Universe story from college, whereas John has serious anger problems and killer organisation on his heels; Sherlock is an annoying jerk; Greg solves everyone's problems before dinner and Jim is just as delightfully insane as usual. But is that all?

"He looks tired."/"He looks like death warmed over."/"He looks like shit."/"I am sure he would be glad to hear that."/"He wouldn't hear me if I started dancing dub-step on his head, Ru."; Whereas Ibiki's lucky trio is trying to be helpful and no one can really blame them for having some fun along the way.

Ella told me to write a blog. I did. Anderson told me to stay away from Sherlock. I didn't. My father told me to do whatever it is I want to. I did. My sister told me to fall in love with a pretty, kind and boring woman, who has three cats. I didn't.

Whereas Sherlock is coming home after his death a bit more insane than before and John still wears his jumpers. Crack. Honestly, makes no sense whatsoever.

And then I met Sherlock and he gave me new battlefield and I was soldier once again, serving my Queen who just happened to be a morbid, sociopathic genius. And then he died and it was Afghanistan all over again.

A joke played good. A joke played wrong. Old traditions, old friendships, old scars and new graves. Old graves and almost the end. And what is left unsaid and what is after the ends. What follows the "happily ever after". "Can you die when already dead? And which philosophy is talking about reborn? Which one is the right?"

"Eh – I do admit I am up to no good, but I am not going to hex you." "I know you! You are one of my brother's friends! What are you doing out?" "Marauding." "Oh – off to prank some Snakes, Lion?" "Right you are, Little Snake." Unexpected meeting and unexpected friendship. Throw in some pranks and you get a normal third year at the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - for Marauders.

"You were good for nothing before, if you want to be shinobi now, you have to stop being a child and train hard." "Than maybe I don't want to be a shinobi.. - being civilian isn't so difficult. - At least I survived." Obito being a bookworm without having ever finished a book. Kakashi being a jerk and Minato being .. there, even when he is away.

4th in the Green Line. Follows after Pranking the Prankster. "-Wasn't it.. educational? Iruka asks seriously. -What was.. educational about it? she responds. -Shouldn't Hokage know how is it to be his subordinate? -I never wanted to know how is it to be Gai. Tsunade points out."

"And do you remember, what you told me, when we last met?" "You know him?" Ron said incredulously. "I don't." Harry whispered with a wicked grin. "I do Estel.." the Death Eater said, playing along, even though Harry didn't know why he should.

1st in the Blue Line. "Alert. Object M is frowning." "Roger that. Switch the red lights on. This is bad." "Ultimate mission for today: Make Object M Smile." The path of shinobi can be hard. But it can be fun, too. Iruka-centric fiction from years after Kyuubi attack.

3rd in the Green Line. Follows after Spider Nest. "You think he fell for it?" "He had to fall for something, that's for sure." "Who knows.. but we will most definitely see.." ort story - Iruka, Izumo, Kotetsu, Genma after the chuunin exam, wherein Iruka is sad and his friends cheer him up.

2nd in the Green Line. Follows after Lazy Afternoon. "I can't believe you aren't jounin yet.You are so crazy you could make a Hokage.." "They have yet to see my bright side and my genial mind!" "Lucky them.." What would our favourite pranksters do, when the polite jounin asks them for help with a prank?

1st in the Green Line. "Ne, Ko.." "What." he groaned. "Wanna prank someone?" "Yeah.." "Wanna prank Hatake?" "Yeah.." just a lazy afternoon with our innocent chuunins Iruka, Izumo and Kotetsu in the mission room. Just attempt of a joke, no plot. r&r, please.

Small ficlet centred around Yasutora Sadou and Matsumoto Rangiku, whereas they meet and meet again, and then part with the promise of Forever. Created upon a request from my friend who looks like a Finnish version of Rangiku and her dream match is a mirror reflection of Chad.

Short fiction about Kira and Gin in time of the Aizen's betrayal. Just because you are the traitor, doesn't mean you can't feel betrayed also; just because you are the one running, doesn't mean you aren't loosing everything, as well.

'Tis the first story of me and my account-sister. Hopefully cute or at least entertaining oneshot of IchiXHitsu. Their meetings after the battles. Easy, uneventful and written with devilishly horrible grammar. You have been warned.