Hai you can call me whatever, I'm into Glee, Harry Potter, Glee... I spend way too much of my time online and I rely way too much on music.

List twelve Glee characters in no particular order

1. Quinn

2. Sam

3. Puck

4. Rachel

5. Howard Bamboo

6. Brad

7. Santana

8. Blaine

9. Brittany

10. Emma

11. Holly Holliday

12. Principal Figgins

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Woah haha a Brad/Holly fic? Hell to the no!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um... not really. Not hot, but Rachel can be kind of pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Puck got Blaine pregnant? I would stop watching Glee.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

About Brittany... not as a main character, but I've both written and read fics where she's a background character.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sam and Brad! Lol no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Howard/Brittany I guess... but I don't ship either of them.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Santana walked in on Sam and Figgins having sex? ''Wanky!''

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Quinn and Blaine fluff, yes there probably is but I don't ship it.

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Asdfghjkl I can't do titles, sorry!

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list think Three is hot?

I don't actually have any friends... but yes, if I did, them thinking Puck was hot would be a necessity!

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Wait hang on, by 'friends' list' do you mean on fanfiction.net or irl? Because I'm pretty sure that none of them do.

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

NO BRO HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The theme tune to Glee...

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: fucking unrealistic.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Haha I don't think I've ever read a fic about Howard tbh!

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Hang on let me get this straight... Quinn and Santana are in a happy relationship until Brittany runs off with Santana (!). Quinn has a one-night stand with Holly and a brief unhappy affair with Figgins, then follows the wise advice of Howard (omg) and finds true love with Puck. Um... my first reaction if I saw this on the show would be 'omg quinn's not straight... this means that she can hook up with rachel'

17. What would be a good title for this?

I already told you, I can't do titles, sorry!

18. What would the genre be?

Angst.

19. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Wait, can it be pre-graduation? Good. Puck falls out with Will and Puck persuades Emma to get drunk and they have a one-night stand just so Puck can piss Will off. I think I'm mentally scarred forever.

20. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

This isn't hygienic!

21. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Hi I'm Sam I am Sam Sam I am and no I don't like green eggs or ham... or words to that affect.

22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Santana and Blaine... well Santana would make it pretty funny so I'm happy with that!

23. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Question his or her sanity.

24. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Walk right on by.

25. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Confused because why would Sam diss me, why would anyone diss me, I'm fabulous.

26. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Well she's a counsellor so it's all good!

27. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Lol why would Rachel give me a daisy... but 'Thank you Rachel'.

28. What would you do if (6) stole your hairbrush?

'OMG BRAD AGAIN? GET THE HELL OUT'

29. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Santana, Brittany and Rachel? Tell them to shut up and get out!

30. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Sam and Holly Holliday? That would be awesome!