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 Author has written 1 story for Pokémon. Name:I'm not telling you but call me one of my nicknames; Age:16 WHOOP! (WAS MY B-DAY ON FRI DA 3RD DECEMBER!!!) Nicknames:Hattie, Twighlight-Chan (It ish epicnesh) and Mad Hatters ! ... _ _ Loves:Sweets :3, Chocolates XD Shopping, Animals, Japan!!!!! Ahem... School,(WHAT!) Soft toys and FOOD! (Lol) *Sweatdropz* Hates:Mean people...,Vegetables,Spiders (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) Stupid Men... Faults: I'm easily flattered, suprisingly gullible,I'll do anything for food... What a Boyfriend Should Do When she walks away from you mad l、 Parings I like: Pokemon: My ABSOLUTLY FAVORITE shipping of ALL TIME, HAS TO BE Luckyshipping! I'ts wayyyyyy too cute :3 Ikarishipping KAWII :3 Pokeshipping Contestshipping FTW! Mosshipping Orangeshipping Neoshipping Egoshipping Handymanshipping What ever CandacexVolkner and BrockxJasmine is...! Pandora hearts: AlicexOz BreakxSharon VincentxEcho (I guess...) Break and...*Giggles* (LOL XD) GILBERT!!! *He storms into the room and rants* Too Rich... X'D Naruto: Sakura and anyone but Sasuke *Evil death glares* (Well I sorta' Like SasuSaku but... YOU'VE PUT HER THROUGH TOO MUCH PAIN GAWD DAMN IT!!!!!) NarutoxHinta KAWIII :3 I sort of like LeexSakura...*Shilds body from knives and bullets* Chouji and.. FOOD! Neji x Tenten KibaxHinata *They'll never take the place of HinataxNaruto, but I mean come on they are frickin' ADORABLE! XD* ShikamaruxIno TenTenxNeji (AWSOMNESS!!! It's OBVIOUS they like each other.) Shugo Chara!: AmuxIkuto AMUTO!(Awsome ;3) *He is quite hot!* LOLZ! Kutau *Come on they're f*ing awsome*KuukaiXUtau Miki x Yoru Can't think of anything else KILL STEROTYPES! -Underline, bold, or italicize the ones that fit you- I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I KNOW what YAOI is and STILL Like it, so I MUST be gay freak I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I LIVE in the STICKS, so my grammar must be horrible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I wear tight JEANS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be crazy. I’m TALL, so I MUST play basketball It won'tUnderlineSome stuff so there's more sterotype things... Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In memory of the Columbian students that were lost The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile: Da’ Funny Stuff that you can post on your profile: How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If your e-mails -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worshtend to be pages long and incredibly random.-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101 MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read to much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise: 1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever.( I think dat Naruto is da awzomezt Anime EVA') 2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends. 3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you. 4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made. 5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway. 6. When you lose is some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’ 7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner. 8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession. 9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession. 10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings. 11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath. 12. You wish you had a Pokemon, 13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon. 14.You have spent more than 40+ hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through. 15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is super Badass. 16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer. 17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before. 18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV 19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV. 20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls 21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game. 22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind. 23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.) 24. You like having a Poké -ession. 25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.) 26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend. 27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend. 28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party. 29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party. 30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise,xxAzureWishesxx, Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto · Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Your hair is black and you wear red contacts. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind ShurikenThrow of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You try to kill your brother every day. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friend's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye. · Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat. "Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA " "Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA " "Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA " "Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. " Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA. Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA. Today, someone at my college wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what we was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: 1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn 1. Your name Harriet (I’m crazy enough to tell you my name.) *I'm old fashioned* *SOB* 2. Your nobody name (mix up the letters of your first name and add an 'x' where you think it should go) Trrxhaie 3. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters of your name plus 'izzle') Harizzle 4. Your detective name (your fav color, your fav animal) Purple Spotted Leopard (Try Saying that into a walkie-talkie!) 5. Your soap opera name (your middle name, the street you live on) Grace Castle (I't sounds quite cool) 6. Your Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name) Richa (I'M RICH!!!) *Throws money everywhere* 7. Your superhero name (your second fav color, your fav drink) Orange Cream Soda (Whoop!) *I spray Cream and soda on my Foes to make them sticky! 8. Your witness protection name (the middle names of your parents) Jane George (WHEIRD!) 9. Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets) Black Amber (Rest In Peace my little Cutie-Pie...) A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between when to use “good” and “well”, If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between “There,” “Their” and “They’re” you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile! If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile. If you do your homework while watching TV copy this into your profile. If you believe in aliens, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a fan of Pokemon, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Ash and Dawn could possibly be brother and sister, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate Pearlshipping, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate Advanceshipping, copy and paste this to your profile. 99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile. XD so me :P Female Comebacks! Pick up line comebacks, add to it. Some of these are just...OUCH! XD Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI - HAHAHAHAHA! I really like this one. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile If you DON'T have Facebook and/ or Twitter and don't give a S*t then copy this to you profile (I MADE TIS ONE UP!!!! XD) Ideas for more Fan fics: The curse of curves: Contestshipping Songfic.Song will be *as the name implies* The curse of curves by cute is what we aim for. I might do the whole song if I have time. PROBABLY WON'T DO. Love in the air? Luckyshipping! Everyone knows that they like each other...exept from themselves! Can Red pull it together before time runs out? *DUM DUM DUUUUMM* ON HOLD Stupid Highschool: NARUTO FIC!! Imagine if they went to highschool... *SHIVERS* PAIRINGS: ShikamaruxIno, TenxNeji, NaruHina, Chouji and.. FOOD! Maybe a little Shikamarux Temari.. List 15 fictional characters in any order. (I'm going with Naruto characters) 1. Naruto 2. SAKURA!!! 3. Tenten 4. Kiba 5. Neji 6. Hinata 7. Rock Lee 8. Shikamaru 9. Choji 10. Kakashi 11. Jiraiya 12. Sasuke 13. Itachi 14. Ino 15. Shino Now, let's pretend they're all real and tell us what you would do if these situations happened: 1)You find out 3 and 6 slept together?: (Tenten, Hinata) What? * You're lying to me. STOP LYING TO ME! I JUST KNOW IT!!!! 2) 10 has a crush on you and you just found out: K-Kakashi has a crush on me? You're not serious, are you? Please no… NOOOOOO 3) 1 asks you to marry him/her: (Naruto) Go AWAY AND ASK HINATA! “Hai hai” 4) 2 and 8 became an item: (Sakura, Shikamaru) They're friends! Geeze.... (Well they might be friends) 5) 4 and 15 had a baby: (Kiba, Shino) Impossible! It's against the laws of biology! 6) 5 and 14 told you to choose between them: (Neji, Ino) I’d choose Ino cause she FUCKIN’ AWSOME!!!!!! Sorry Neji Just go and sulk... Or as Tenten out XP 7) 3 asked you what pickup line he should use on 12: (Tenten, Sasuke) Hey Sasuke, Killed your brother lately? 8) 7 decided to take you out on a date: (Rock Lee) Yeah, thanks and all Lee, but...yeah...I don't really want to go anywhere at this point in time...I may be wasting my youth, but I'd rather spend my youth doing what I want, know what I'm saying? I’M SAYING I DON’T LIKE YOU. Geese…! 9) 13 just winked at you as you passed by him: (Itachi) *Staring* Did he just...he didn't...this must be fake...he's about to unleash Amaterasu I know it...that's the only reason he would close one eye...*faints* I LIKE YOU TOO!! LOL I WILL GIVE YOU INFO ON SASUKE IN A MIN!! 10) 6 told you he/she loves you: (Hinata) Aww! I love you to! You're like my sister! 11) Let's say 1 is your crush, but he/she just made out with 11: (Naruto, Jiraiya) Oh you're kidding...Naruto must've been using Sexy Jutsu again.... That's his own fault... You know he’s perverted… Once he's figured it out and is cursing himself he should ask a certsin SLUG lady out... He heh!! 12) 8 and 4 are fighting over their hair. Who would you side with? (Shikamaru, Kiba) Shikamaru has better hair than you Kiba! Shikamaru's head looks like a pineapple, and it's awesome that way! I don’t really think you can have good hair with a pup on your head! (LMFAO XD) 13) 10 is kicking 15's ass: (Kakashi, Shino) Wow...*munching popcorn* Shino's going down... Use your Bugs Shino! BUG POWER! 14) 12, 2 and 9 want to take you out all on the same night. Who would you choose: (Sasuke, Choji, Sakura) Oooh, that's a tough one (Not)...Girls night out, Sakura. If it was a date, I'm stuck with Chicken ass Sasuke or Choji. Hmm Choji cause you can sneak away EASAILY and he’d give you free food!! Lol food. ANYTHING BUT CHICKEN ASSED SASUKE. DX 15) Who would you rather fight with, 5 or 7? (Neji, Rock Lee) Oh man, which one WON'T kill me?! I’d fight Rock Lee and tell him that if he hurt me, Sakura would be disappointed in him… XD Ahhh the love disappointment card… ALWAYS WORKS! 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL 8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 ) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) (Put it on your page if you laughed and if your eyes hurt... I did!) Number your 12 fav Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions! They said 'no order', so I just chose them in NO ORDER!!! Lol. =3 Pst… I drew names out of a hat and BTW… I LOVE SAKURA MY FAVIE!!! 1. Naruto 2. Kiba 3. Jiraiya 4. Neji 5. Sakura 6. Tenten 7. Itachi 8. Hinata 9. Sasuke 10. Kakashi 11. Shikamaru 12. Rock Lee 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Six/Eleven? Tenten and Shikamaru? I've never read one… hm what would happen?? Troublesome… 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Four? Do I think Neji is hot? I’m gunna so a big fat NO. I wonder what Tenten will say ;) Hee hee hee … Starting Plan GET THEM TOGETHER!! 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? ...Rock Lee...O.o Oh CRAP he better run… NEJI’S ON THE LOOSE!! Feel the pain of the overprotective cousin!! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Oh yeah. Sasuke fics...Heh...There was one by I have no idea I can’t remember that He got beaten up all the time. He got owed and pwned a lot of times… GO WHOEVER WROTE THAT!!! KILL SASUKE FOR WHAT HE’S DONE!!!! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Whoa...Kiba and Tenten? *shrugs* Maybe. The question is… DOSE TENTEN LIKE DOGS??? I do!!! Ahh..so cute and fluffy 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Sakura/Sasuke or Sakura/Kakashi. That's an easy one. Although I hate Sasuke and WHAT HE’S DONE TO HER… I have to choose SasuSaku…. MEH…¬¬. '... hn' 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Itachi walked in on that scene, he'd Just stare and walk away muttering ‘ Stupid, Crazy Kids’… 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic Kakashi Meets His favourite, perverted author, life just got better… for him at least no for us… PEVERTS WHO READ UNITEEEEE!! 9) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Naruto and Hinata? HELLZ YEAH! NARUHINA ALL THE WAY! WHO DOSEN’T LUV THEIR CUTENESS?? YOU CAN’T HIDE FOREVER!! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Itachi and Rock Lee??? HURT/COMFORT! You’re kidding me… WHO CREATED THESE QUESTIONS ANYWAY???? Hmm I’m gunna say ‘Opposite Day’ 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I would make it so Sasuke or Sakura (YEY!!) covered Naruto in flour (FOR BEING AN IDIOT), then have Neji come to his rescue with a garden hose or somthin’… 12) Does anyone on your friends list think Three is hot? Who? Jiraiya? NO FFREAKIN’ WAY I DON’T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS ON HERE!!!!! 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Write or draw Shikamaru? Nope *Cough* NO friends *Cough* *Hits Sasuke round the head with something hard and bone breaking* 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Kiba/Neji/Sakura? NO FRIENDS! I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!! CURSE YOU WHO WROTE THIS!!!!! Anyway Nope... *Turns on fan, Lies down and Cries...* 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ten is...Kakashi...What would Kakashi scream... Hmmm... A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN?? Maybe… Yeah… 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which one would you choose? A song-fic about Hinata… I dunno... Abracadabra by Brown eyed girls... I CAN IMAGINE HER DOING THE DANCE XD 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Naruto/Tenten/Kiba? Warning: EXTREME PWNAGE GET OUTTA’ HERE!! NARUTO BUTT WHOOPING TIME!!! 18) What might a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Pick up line from Kakashi to Kiba? Hmmmm... “Your like your dog, Cute and loveable…” 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Shikamaru would describe the relationship between Kiba and Hinata... That sounds…AWSOME!!! XD Not as much as NaruHina but Shika would probably “What a drag” Or “How…Troublesome…” 20)How emo is Seven? Seven? That's Itachi? Well then in that case... Itachi's Not as emo as SAUSKE *tee hee hee* Maybe just a little… emo… DON’T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…. XP LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME: (I put this in a random order... AGAIN lol =3) (1.) Itachi (2.) Tenten (3.) Kiba (4.) Shikamaru (5.) Naruto (6.) Sasuke (7.) Neji (8.) Sakura (9.) Kakashi (10.) Hinata 1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Itachi) I have questions to ask him !. WHAT THE F*K ARE YOU DOING HERE?? 2. What are you doing? And last of all I would kick him out of my house and tell him where Sasuke is so he can kill him =3!! 2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Kiba) Another one?! Seriously am I leaving the door unlocked? WHY ARE YOU HERE?? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU MAD PEVERTED DOG!!!! (No offence to his cute little dog ) 3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Shikamaru, Kakashi) O.o Shikamaru...what's wrong with you? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AWSOME!!! Marry a GIRL…. Like Ino…..Or Temari…. Mostly Ino…. 4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Naruto) It's ramen...instant ramen...I LUV YA FOX BOY!! GIMME A HUG XD I 5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Sasuke) Oooh...decisions decisions...Do I torment him, or do I kill him on the spot? Mwehehe...I’ll Get ITACHI over here…. First Bury Him *Buries Him* *Calls Itachi* (Yeah I have his numba XD) “Hey Itachi! I have a sleeping, HELPLESS, BURIED sasuke here you want to kill him?” “Ok. I’ll get him to be smothered by fan girls too!!! XD K see you in a few” *Whistles* OI GIRLS. SASUKE’S RIGHT HERE HE SAYS HE WANT’S TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER AND THAT HE LOVES YOU!!! “Ok my work Is done time to sit back and watch” *Gets Popcorn and hears screaming and running* “OH HEY ITACHI HE’S RIGHT HERE” *LAUGHS EVILY * I HAVE TO SEND SAKURA THIS! 6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Neji) Oooh, does that mean I can use Byakugan? :) YAY! I CAN BE RELATED TO HINATA AND EVENTUALLY NARUTO!!!! 7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Sakura) Hey, she works there doesn't she? Oh wait, you mean in the hospital bed right? In pain…. *cracks nuckles* Where's Sasuke...He's fully responsible for this...He let Sakura get hurt...I won't forgive him! I WONT FORGIVE HIM EVER LETS KILL HIM ITACHI!!! 8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Kakashi) *narrows eyes* Sexy No jutsu!! HAHA OHHHHH HAHAHA YOU’VE GOT A NOSEBLEED!!! XD!! OH HEY KAKASHI THIS IS THE NEW SQUEL TO MAKOUT TIPS!! *tosses Kakashi book* THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!!! *Watches Kakashi running away with book on ground and fingers in ears* DON’T MESS WITH MY FRIENDS!! 9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Hinata) I'd ask her why, and then if it was because she was just shy, I'd take her out somewhere and chat with her so she can get to know me better and not be so shy all the time. :) Wow I’m deep and tierd… I just randomly made this up… Lol… 10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Itachi) *walks over to Itachi* “Yo Itachi! You know I help you kill Sasuke well I’ve got serial killers after me could you take care of them if I gave you ‘Information’ ;) *WINK WINK*? You will ok so here’s where Sasuke is and his Hiding places and his spies and what his plans are. Planning time of action! *Whispers*” 11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Tenten) *writhing in pain on the ground* Tenten! Help me! I beg of you! I will help you get together with Neji!!!! 12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Kiba) A PUPPY! Or If he can a CHICKEN!!!!!!! XD *HOPFULLY A PUPPY!!* 13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Shikamaru) He'll probably say 'What a drag...' or 2How troublesome” call 999, and get the fire department to help me T.T But I hope he'd help me! PLEASE OR I’LL GET INO AND TEMARI AFTER YOU!!!! 14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Naruto) Naruto: *sniggers* Do it….¬¬. DOBE…. Yeah thanks I’m gunna get someone after you….. *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!* *Naruto cowers away in fear* 15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Hinata, Itachi) Itachi would say: Don't do anything you'll regret. And he would walk away and sulk… Because I’M HIS BEST FRIEND AND I GIVE HIM RECORDS TO USE AGAINST HIS BRO!!! I luv ya Itachi!! *Hugs* I don’t want to be a LESBO anyway *No offence* 16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Neji) He’d send Hinata because he’s too busy making out with Tenten!!! *noooooooooooooooooooo DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* 17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Kakashi) He'll support me by sitting on the sidelines reading his perverted books while he pays Guy-Sensei to cheer for me, screaming something about 'The Power of Youth' with Rock Lee In there Spandex. I would just say I didn’t know them and everyone would go and cheer FAR AWAY from them…..O.O 18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Hinata) She’ll ask me what I’m laughing at and then she’ll laugh with me…I’d stop and she’d go THANK GOD in here head…. I LUV YA HINATA!!! 19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Itachi) Beacuse I want to be able to take my enemies down with one hand and barely even moving! TRAIN ME ITACHI SENSEI! PLEASE I'LL HELP YOU WITH SASUKE!!!! 20. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Tenten, Kakashi) Unfortnately, Tenten's a girl...but if she did say that D: NOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOVE BETWEEN YOU AND NEJI!!!!!??? Oh…*Calms down* Your lieing about you loving Kakashi… PHEW… 21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? (Kiba) Hell yes! Teach me everything you know about dogs! I LOVE DOGS! :D DOGS RULEEEEEEEE…… 22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Shikamaru, Kakashi) Oh jeeze...I hope it's a fatherly figure sort of relationship...actually that would be pretty bad unto itself O.O SHIKAMRU!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! *Slaps him in the face* I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!! WHAT ABOUT INO!!????!! Oh….You love her eh… B-) Hehehe you’ll get together some how….mehemeh around Wednesday, 3 O’clock next week… YOU'LL KISS...o.o 26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Naruto, Sasuke) Uh, well they did that one time back at the academy, but that was an accident...Hopefully not…. OH THAT’S MY NEW CHRISTMAS CARD PIC!!! *HERE SAKURA!!!!!!!* 27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Sasuke) Throw back my head and laugh. I can totally see it. Where's Itachi? I need to give him a good reason why Sasuke needs to die…. Hehehehe…. I’m AWSOME!!! 28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Neji) Why's Neji staring at me? ¬¬. LOOK AT TENTEN!!!! 29. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Sakura) HER! Okay, uh, I'd tell her that she is very pretty, not to worry about it, and to look at me: The biggest hopeless romantic out there. 15 years old, never been kissed. XD. TRUST ME NEVER BEEN ASKED OUT! 30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Kakashi) Yeah...that's cute...but I'm not really interested in older men that read perverted books...And those who love to stare at my bust every day…. Perverted old men... 31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Hinata, Itachi) O.O I did not see that coming...T.T Why is it always me...Oh It was a dare… YES!!!! NARUHINA!!! AND ITACHI WITH ANYONE!! 32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Kiba, Shikamaru) Shikamaru's probably trying to teach Kiba how to play Shougi Or he’s teaching Shika how to look after dogs! XD! Who knows? Maybe Shikamaru's finally met his match. Or there just wrong and makin’ a lemon!!! Ohhhh I’m soooo dirty minded… . 33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Itachi, Sasuke) O.o *having an ecliptic seizure* HECK NO!!!! They're BROTHERS damn it! WHO WRITES THESE QUESTIONS ANYWAY???? WHO? 34. Would 2 trust 5? (Tenten, Naruto) Maybe...Not with secrets...Not at all... Definatly not with instant Ramen packets and coupons for free meals at everyewhere that sells ramen in Konoha… 35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Shikamaru, Hinata) Hinata would look at Shikamaru. Shikamaru would say "It wasn't me." And Hinata would believe it… 36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Naruto, Itachi) Dunno’ SASUKE’S WEAKNESSES AND FLAWS?! YEAH… 37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Sasuke, Kiba) Killed Sasuke Soup. (sorry I REALLY want Sasuke dead, okay? He makes me sooo mad!) Or Stewed Sasuke With a serving of Gravy!! . 38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Neji, Kakashi) They'd work in a book store. Kakashi would wile away the hours reading and get fired… I hope they don’t have perverted books there… He’d get Ideas… 39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Sakura, Naruto) Yeah, sure. Naruto's hair was getting too long anyway. 40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Sasuke) Uh, I'm thinking something along the lines of pink hair even though she really deserves better after what she's been through… LET’S KILL SASUKE TO MAKE HER HAPPY!!!! OH YEAH! 41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Hinata, Kakashi) The idiotness of Naruto. 42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Itachi, Hinata) Hinata would go flying, and I seriously don't think Naruto or Neji would be happy...They'd team up against him… I’d be on Itachi’s side!! You know why because afterwards we would Kill Sasuke!! 43. 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Tenten, Kakashi) Kakashi would probably put down his book and find out what's going on. It was supposed to be for Neji… WAIT A SEC. HOW’D SHE GOT KAKASHI’S EMAIL AND WHY WOULD IT BE SENT TO HIM BY ACCIDENT??? IT MAKES NO SENSE!! 44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Naruto, Sasuke) I can see that. I see them running up trees trying to beat each other to the top! 45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Sasuke) Why do you even care? Yes I invited Itachi, not you punk! Wait we could play pin the tail on the sasuke or whack the BAKA!!!!! I should have sent him the wrong address then he’d end up at the SASUKE FANCLUB’S headquarters… HeHeHe… I COULD GET EXTRA BROWNIE POINTS FOR THAT!!!! 46. 7 won the lottery? (Neji) He'd stare at the ticket and think something about destiny... YES! NEJI CAN FINALLY MOVE OUT OF HIASHI'S HOUSE! :D And move in with Tenten…. Hehehehe… 47. 8 had quite a big secret? (Sakura) What did you do this time, Sakura? Who's the latest crush? Oh... I see You secretly want to team up with me and Itachi too KILL SASUKE!!! COME ON GIRL!! JOIN MEH!!! 48. 9 became a singer? (Kakashi) Oh man...STOP HIM AND HIS PERVETED SONGS!!! 49. 10 got a daughter? (Hinata) I think Neji would find who ever was responsible *Cough* NARUTO*cough* and kill him. Hinata would stop him and Tenten would calm him down… Then Naruto and Tenten would coo over the baby… 50. What would 1 think of 2? (Itachi, Tenten) Itachi would think that there was no way she'd hit him with those weapons... 51. How would 3 greet 4? (Kiba, Shikamaru) Kiba: YO SHIKA! Shikamaru: Go away I'm watching clouds. 52. What would 4 envy about 5? (Shikamaru, Naruto) Shikamaru would envy Naruto for his daring. I suppose... 56. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Naruto, Sasuke) Naruto would have this epic dream that ends with him beating Sasuke by 0.00000000000000001 percent on a test. WHOOP SASUKE GOT 0 ON THE TEST!!! 57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Sasuke, Neji) Oh, that's easy. They're both prodigies, stoic bastards (I just had to put that in), and they both have siblings… and a bloodline thingy ma bobby… 58. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Neji, Sakura) If she came whining to him about her boy troubles…. COME TO ME SAKURA!! I CARE!!!! 59. Where would 8 meet 9? (Sakura, Kakashi) They'd meet at the training grounds while they watch Naruto perfect the Rasen Surikin (Which is totally epic but totally useless...) 60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Kakashi, Hinata) What his books are about. She'd probably faint. 61. What would make 10 scared of 1? (Hinata, Itachi) Two words: Mangekyo Sharingan (I hope I spelled it right I fail) 62. Is 3 Gay? (Kiba) Really? I dunno’... o.O come on dude!!!!! DON'T BE GAY WITH ROCK LEE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EYES!!! Heyyyyyyyyyy Peeeeeeeeeeeepzzzzzzzzz!!! (As you can tell already I am super random!) Please Be nice, Ok! See You Later! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LIST OF THINGS READ ON MAD WOMAN'S PROFILE *Check* *Ticks Box on list* sooooooooooooooooooooooooo long and thanks for all the fishhhhh!!!!... I'M A FIRING MY LASER!!!! GLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH whatching the video on youtube* O.M.G THERE'S A FIRE IN MALASIYA!!!! |
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