After the Dementor attack, Harry goes to Gringotts to find out his monetary options in case his wand is snapped. He gets more than he bargained for. Where in Merlin's name does all the money come from? ! What did the Weasley twins do if that is his account after investing in them the previous summer? ! And what does the goblin mean, Hogwarts is taken care off? ! Crack!

Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.

Naruto always knew he was special, just never how much. Fortunately for him Mizuki's trechery leads to discovery. Now with true knowledge of self he sets out to take the world by storm. I don't own Naruto or any thing this happens to cross with

Frenda and Kinuhata are curious about the strange 'appointments' that have become the norm for ITEM's resident Level 5. Takitsubo, unfortunately, is just being dragged along for the ride.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...

Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC

In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

Harry is off to a school in Japan to finish his NEWT's and for the first time in in his life he is in charge of his own destiny and can make his own decisions. Harry wants to make his own mark on the wizarding world and with the resources at his disposal and his popularity at an all time high now is the time to forge his own path. - Multi storyline story and lots of OC's

"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.

Deciding that she'd rather not sleep alone after yet another eventful day, Pansy Parkinson seeks the company of her best-friend, Harry Potter. AU/Mid-war/Smut.

A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot.

humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

Harry Potter never thought studying would get him a date to the Yule Ball, or a wife for that matter, but I guess studying Transfiguration while Hermione tutors Daphne got him both. A story about the relationship between Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass from 4th year till Post-Hogwarts. Harry/Daphne

What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE

Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem

Peeping is wrong, Hermione's mother knew, especially so when you are looking into your own daughter's room but how could she resist, she just had to find out what's going on. WARNING PWP, LEMON, SMUT WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. NOT FOR CHILDREN!

What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto

It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.

Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.

The Ultimate Jutsu Naruto created didn't quite have the effect on Kaguya he had hoped it would. It released years and years of pent up frustrations, and now, she is directing those frustrations onto Naruto! They don't call her the Rabbit God for nothing! Lemon. Oneshot, NarutoXKaguya

Corrin enjoyed visits from his family, he would train with Xander, study with Leo, and play with Elise. But when his older sister Camilla comes to a certain realization about her younger brother, she does everything within her power to help guide him into being a better man. Whether it is sparring with enemy, or sparring with a lover. Lemon/Citrus warning

"Prince Kamui? Jakob sent me to deliver your morning tea." Felicia turned the knob, and knudged the door open. "I hope you're aw–" She stopped. And stared. M!Kamui. Camilla/Kamui.

Tales that center around our new protagonist. From small snippets to stories, they depict different possibilities and different scenarios involving the antics of Kamui and the woman he chose to spend the rest of his life with. Oneshot series of KamuixFemale unit of my liking. Might also include harem chapters in the future...

Rey learns the first of many lessons from her new teacher.

It has been almost two decades since the last time he had truly fought against the dark. He is now a family man, living quietly in this time of peace, even if estranged. Sadly, there is a new war brewing in the shadow, and this new conflict will not be like any he had fought before. Will Harry give into temptation or will he forsake his own emotion? HarryxLily. Pottercest! OS! R&R!

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

One-shot. Daphne Greengrass is the most Ice Princessy Ice Princess in the history of Ice Princesses. Slight xover with Dresden Files.

Neglected in favour of his younger brother, Harry Potter always was dissatisfied. His Parents and their friends fawned over Thomas, no matter what the older brother did. Harry upped and left; why would he have stayed? 6 years later, Harry Potter found a new home. The boy is in the middle of it all, though. What will his role be? Where will his allegiance lie?

Draco Malfoy was having a very bad day. It just happens, that it is that very day that Harry Potter decides to get even with his old school day rival. Not for Draco Malfoy fans I warn you. WARNING PWP LEMON SMUT HUMILIATION, CUCKOLDRY.

While the Nohr army is out fighting, newlyweds Kamui and Camilla decide to talk about what's really going on in their minds. One-Shot Lemon. KamuixCamilla

Many were surprised to learn Yusuke was the descendant of Raizen, but he wasn't the only one, and now Uzumaki Naruto will inherit something far more powerful then the "Will of Fire". God-like Naruto. Sandaime, Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Leaf bashing. Enjoy!

Why, in the Harry Potter books, did no one comment on the fact that Hermione doesn't actually know how to write a paper correctly. This story addresses that. Slight Hermione bashing, nothing too mean.

Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.

Three girls decided on a lark make a potion to find their one true love. It somehow backfire, but in a good way or bad way?

The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.

One-shot. AU. After his defeat at the Ministry Voldemort must send a message that he is still to be feared. The final battle begins. A series looking at the battles that mark the second wizarding war. 4/4.

Mornings were always her favourite time to exercise her own control over him. EWE

Othinus decided to keep Touma for herself.

It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.

Daphne whimpered when Master nipped at her ear. 'Good ... but we're not done with your punishment yet, are we' EWE

It was suppose to be just another theft for Drakken so how did Shego find herself and Ron Stoppable as playthings to two insane women? crossover with batman. Shego/Ron and Ivy/Harley.

A crackfic. Harry comes back in the Wizarding World after 200 years. Immortal!Harry. SuperPowerful!Harry Master of Death!Harry

ITS HERE SEX LEMON SMUT LEONE X TATSUMI TWO SHOT YAYAAYAYYAYAYA...Am I high god damnnnnnnnnnnn well...this summary sucked balls anyways enjoy...just read x rated M for...well smex and swearing of course

Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.

Groundhog Day-esque stories for the HP fandom. Story Five: Undersecretary Fudge, I knew Humphrey Appleby. You're no Appleby, Undersecretary. Story Six: In which Albus' plans for 'the power he knows not' lies in runes.

The war's over, now what? Harry Potter struggles to find a new purpose, until a new job offer comes, one that will surely involve his death. But what about Susan Bones? Will he leave her behind? But being the Minister's niece brings other dangers as well... "...Isn't it enough?" Oneshot, a little something that popped into my head. Rated T for mild swearing and slight violence.

What if the uzumaki clan wasn't destroyed before naruto was born? What if The clan was matriarchal and migratory? Strong Naruto! Konoha bashing! Harem!

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

Harry and Hermione's relationship has changed over the years. It is not what it used to be. Dishonesty and secrets have come between them. AU fifth year. Not for Harmony fans.

After Pein's assault on the village, Naruto starts messing with some seals, trying to find a way to kill Madara, and a slight mistake sends him back in time when the Sannin were only five, he's also five and keeps his power, with big surprise. NaruxTsu

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

A new world born from the ashes of the old Magical Britain, Daphne finds herself as one of the many Consorts of the new emperor. Determined not to be forgotten, she is determined to rise among the ranks to become the first Queen Consort of the Potter reign. Main pairing - Daphne/Harry but with Harry/Harem as well.

Enshrouded in secrets, plans set in motion, and the return of a dead village. Naruto, memory restored carves his path with swords in hand and head held high. The Chuunin Exams held for the first time in Tetsu no Kuni is just the beginning.

Just a little oneshot I composed in the wee hours of the morning. Dumbledore never asked for anyone's help, so he could have been dead wrong. Alternate ending to sixth year.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!

After yet another long and ultimately stupid mission Auror Potter returns to his cubicle at the Ministry in need of comfort and rest. Enter Megan Jones. PWP.

Lily was his everything. Eventually, she just became his. Harry/Lily Luna. Incest. One-shot.

The Ministry 6 falls apart in their sixth year and Harry moves on and takes the world on without the help of his friends. Oneshot

After months of consideration, Harry decides to use his Felix Felicis to tell Ginny of his feelings, but Felix has another idea.

Harry has finally had enough of Ron's thick-headed ways and takes Padma for a dance at the Yule Ball while his own date, Parvati, watches on. Harry's Gryffindor chivalry leads him clueless through the halls of Hogwarts to the Ravenclaw common room, where a rather pleasant ending to a great night awaits him. Rated 'M' for a reason. Harry/Padma/Parvati

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

An alien invasion isn't something that can be ignored, not even by the magical community.

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.

Harry has defeated the dark Lord and has no plan of what to do next. He is with Ginny but doesn't feel like she is right for him. Making a choice he finds the horizon is not so clear or bright until he finishes cleaning his past and finds a new more covert enemy. With the help of a coven of witches can Harry fix the past?

Naruto is taken away from his home planet a year after his birth. What would happen if Naruto was raised by a Predator? Naruto/Predator crossover, NarutoXHarem

She had loved her best friend since she was fourteen years old and he never knew. But it never mattered because she was never his to begin with.

What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.

Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

Naruto isnt placed in team 7, instead he is taken as Jiriaya's Apprentice. How will life change for Naruto as he and the Toad Sage take his training seriously. Pairings NaruYugi (Grammar is Terrible in the first 15 - 20 chapters but improves. Really, it needs a rewrite.)

Zero Requiem: A plan to unite the world in hatred against single man. Decent idea, unfortunately Lelouch did not count on the collective apathy of humanity.

Au. One-Shot. Hermione uncovers some information that Harry uses to prank the individual. The outcome was not what was expected.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

a one shot story that was stuck in my head.

What happens when Touma is given a perfume that makes every female that touched him lust after him? What must he do to get it stop, when normal ways won't help? Read it to fine out!

This is a kind of repository for story ideas, drabbles, and one-shots that are too short to warrant their own spot on this site. Rated M now for some bad jokes and possible risque material. All stories are in the Potterverse. Closed now since I've messed things up by deleting chapters from it :(

The tale of the best investigator in magical history

C.C. has learned a lot of things during her time with Lelouch. One of the most important things was that you didn't impede him when he really wanted to do something.

Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue

Just a little one shot I've been playing with. A short story of how simple words spoken came change your life. No pairing.

In another world, a sharp prince rules alongside a glittering queen. - Lelouch/Euphemia, C.C.

My thoughts on how Harry could have dealt with the Horcrux in his scar.

The Groom really had no clue he was supposed to be in the wedding

Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody

What would the Mass Effect/Halo/and BSG galaxy be like if they were all fused? If the Systems Alliance was the descendants of insurrectionists if the UNSC goes super militaristic, if the poor Colonials are trapped between technologically advanced nations. This is a codex of the three humanities and how you respond to it depends if I go and make the real story

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

Harry thought he couldn't be a Dark Lord, but Hermione had a way to change that. Watch as the two travel through time to help Harry become the best unknown Dark Lord ever. Sequel (kind of) and spin-off from "Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord". No Pairings! One-shot. Complete!

Harry Potter has left his parents' home for the last time. His twin, Rose, the supposed GWL, knows this for a fact. There are a lot of things she has left unsaid. Feeling like it is her last chance, she gathers the courage to write him a letter. Perhaps Harry might see her as more than a brainless, arrogant brat. Rose hopes so. Oneshot for now. Hp/DG implied

On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu

They all labeled Naruto, whether as village pariah or village hero. Kurenai was no exception at first, but a few years after the 4th Shinobi War, she begins to see...and love...the real Naruto. Rating raised to M for references to Zetsu's cannibalism.

A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.

Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?

Harry's life changed in his fourth year. He has secrets to keep and he is not the only one. One shot. AU. Set in 6th year

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Honestly, it was a huge mistake for Harry to have introduced Hermione to champagne, don't you think? Contains a very drunk Hermione and general immaturity.

Nearly one hundred years after the Battle of the Ark, a recovering humanity makes a discovery that will change their view of the galaxy.

While in the stomach of a giant snake, Naruto recieves help like no other... even if it does come from a hand that's wrapped around his throat in a vice-grip... Naruto/Harem

WBWL, !darkSlytherin Harry, !negletedHarry. - The dark lord discovered the truth and decided to confront his nemesis, demolishing one of the greatest myths of the wizarding world.

When Sirius and Remus babysit Harry, only the worst can come of it. Add that to spoken slip-ups, innocent repetitions, and angry mothers, and you get one heck of a night!

At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.

Takashi stood on a hill, his dead lover at his feet, her sword in his hand. He was awaiting the nuclear fire that would end it all. As it washes across him, he blanks out...but why is there a alarm clock buzzing in his head? A story for a challenge sent to me by VA842867. AU, all characters plus a few extras. Updated for content, spelling and word usage 1/3/14.

Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much

Pansy is caught sneaking from the boys' dorm in Gryffindor Tower early one morning after spending the night with Harry.

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.

Harry and Hermione get up to some summer shenanigans in the backyard. Not as dirty as it sounds, I promise.

Naruto dies and meets a Being of Divine nature who gives him a choice. He is given a task to bring light to the world and a once dead nation. King Naruto. Pairing undecided, AU Crossover, possible Harem.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

He just wanted to make a few pranks, he never realized it could go so out of hand. And the worst part is ... he actually liked it. NaruHina, Lemon, Oneshot

One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.

Not an x-over. Naruto gains the ability to punch through dimensions and is surprised by what he finds: himself. Naruto teams up with Naruto, and Naruto, and Naruto, and Naruto, and Naruto. No pairings as of yet.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

One-shots of the romantic relationship and eventually marriage of Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass from the first glance at each other to their last breath together, sometimes from the view of family and friends. Other Pairings are canon. Note: This is now a series of one-shots, because of the positive critical response.

Various meetings between Harry and Death. One-shot. Rated for language, just to be safe.

I DO NOT FOLLOW CANNON - So if you expect that, then don't read this. Harry's ancestors made enemies many centuries before he was born. A kindly god is able to find out about the plot and derail it before an innocent life was snuffed out. With the help of the gods Harry is able to survive his childhood before Hogwarts comes along. Pairings HP/HG/DG/PP

After Naruto is attacked by yet another mob, The Third Hokage makes a decision that will turn Naruto into one of the most fearsome shinobi in the world.Naruto/God-like/Multi-pairings Sasuke bashing.

OC & AU. Harry finds out that he is dating both Patil twins and that they've been dating him in shifts. How does he react?

As Harry wanders around Hogwarts after the final battle, he reminisces and expresses his sorrows. Major AU, based off of the song "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables" from Les Miserables.

It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-

What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC

A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.

Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.

Young Harry, it was going to be a one shot but it grew. Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Susan, Hannah, Daphne and the Patil Twins.

Harry is pushed into a video game. See what happens! Godlike Harry! Videogame! Light Bashing!

Harry finally has enough of Snape's torment and and decides to get his own back. one can only be bullied for so long before they snap

One shot. The Illusive Man's thought process behind making Dr. Eva Core's hookerbot body.

Naruto's twin sister holds Kyūbi's yōki while he holds the soul. Kushina survived and has raised them both to be true Uzumaki. Will they succeed in reviving Uzushiogakure and the Uzumaki clan? Or will they fall before Konoha, Madara and countless other foes? [Uzumaki Centric]

Based on the chapter 'Rejected Love' from broomstick flyer's 'Odd ideas of a strange muse'

Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?

We all know that Iruka only really came around in the Mizuki incident after having been told by the Sandaime how Naruto suffered from being alone. What if Iruka had been a professional through and through? What could the consequences be. One-shot

Left home alone a pregnant Lily comes across a classic movie. When James comes home to the aftermath how will the marauders handle the hormone driven worries of a mother to be? Read and find out One shot (please review)

Harry devises a plan to use the Taboo against the followers of the Dark Lord. One-shot set during Deathly Hallows.

Loki is on the throne, and he did everything he needed to get there. Now he gets his terrible reward.

"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

Harry makes a silent pledge to all his children and vows never to break it. He keeps it in mind at all times, determined to raise them right. Next-gen One-shot.

Follow Lelouch vi Britannia's rise from the beginning. Marianne does not die, and Japan is not invade in 2010. It starts a little slow, but really gets rolling after chapter 15.

I'm not a Harry/Romilda shipper but I had an idea so here is a very quick one-shot of Harry/Romilda. Post-war but before epilogue, doesn't comply with epilogue. Just something I scratched up on a lonely night. Read and review if it so pleases you.

Rewrite out! this one is cancelled! Adopted by Darius150!

Death visits a young girl who is more important than she seems.

When Susan was young, she once asked Death to take his shirt off.

The location of the grave was not marked by anything; for forty years, the earth covering it had been arid and crackled, and odd things had been known to happen in these parts of the moor. And still Minerva McGonagall came here, year after year, to contemplate the curse that had come from her to contaminate the moor now enclosing it.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?

Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

Voldie's dead, Harry just wants to be left alone. As if! You don't kill a Baddie like Voldie without people noticing. Now EVERYBODY wants Harry, not just the Quidditch teams. Multiverse cameos, character bashing, Harry/female canon character not telling! . Hetero!Harry don't get used to it from me , no spoilers, non-Epilogue compliant. M for language, smoochies; no aardvarking.

Two years ago, to escape a neglectful family and unfair prejudices, Naruto ranaway from his Konoha. Now, after a careless mistake, he's found by Jiraiya and is being taken back to the home he hoped to never see again. It's as they say, no good deed goes unpunished. Probable oneshot.

Naruto has failed in the first retrieval attempt of Sasuke, and in the process been abandoned by the people who he thought loved him the most. Turning his back on his home, Naruto discovers new friends/enemies that will change him...NaruXharem.

Shego finally has a chance to see if Ron Stoppable is all that, or if Monty Fiske was just full of it when he claimed that the buffoon could fight.

"P-P-Potter," stammered Professor Quirrell, grasping Harry's hand, "c-can't t-tell you how p- pleased I am to meet you." Here things went wrong.

Naruto been sent to a world of swords and magic before returning to his home world leading an army with him. But it isn't an army of the light. Base on the world of Warcraft and other fantasy games. Now is a harem.

Harry finally discovers who's been killing all of those criminals. Curse the muggle who did this to hell for giving him so much paperwork. OneShot. Please R&R!

After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.

Pansy esta en Shock la Prueba de embarazo a Dado:Positivo el dilema ahora es:¿Como darle la noticia al Padre de su hijo?

Naruto said he would do something for Shion and he never understood what it was. Even so, Naruto will never break a promise, and we can be sure he'll never want to forget keeping it. Naruto/Shion sex scene of them giving eachother their innocence.

Oneshot side story to Team WHAT? !. While Dean was in Kansas getting his Grace back, Satan, I mean Sam, encountered the BAU team while hunting in California.

What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.

Some times the simplest plans work the best.

The Olympians have read the Percy Jackson series. They think they know everything. But, a final book still remains...

Luna, in a fit of inspiration, decides to help out a friend at his most vulnerable, but definitely not in a way that you would expect. Because she's Luna. And he's awkward. It's for the best.

Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

In the midst of boredom, the most unlikely couple is born.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

On the Night of Mizuki's betray Naruto takes hold of a dark secret long forgotten. Can the world survive the rise of a new tyrant? What will happen to those that had to depend on a hero?

It has been a year since the Black Rebellion, and the Britannian occupation of Japan has begun anew. The few remaining Black Knights are no match for the empire on their own, but help arrives as a ghost from the past returto wage the war anew. Zero/Harem

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

This is a Prequel to my Return of the Marauders story. Sirius is called to the aid of a Succubi Colony, and Harry comes along for the ride. Advinture and naughty fun soon follow. What more could you ask for. It's good to be the Champion. *LEMON WARNING*

You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...

AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.

Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.

A collaboration of oneshots based off the popular thread the so called 'Rules of Hogwarts'. Harry x Multi. Ratings subject to change per one shot.

A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.

Mystic 6 Tailed Naruto's Challenge: On the night Kushina give birth to Naruto, she is kidnapped and then given to Orochimaru, who makes her his successor. Twelve years later, she returns to Konoha to take back Naruto. Warning: Konoha/Team 7/Fourth Hokage bashing. Main Pairing: Evil Naruto x Evil Kushina Discontinued.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!

Naruto makes a mistake and ends up in a different time and makes everything all hugs and smiles and sparkles...not here. Naruto is content to just save his past self and leave it at that...or not. He comes up with a devilish plan to get back at the fox and it ends up backfiring, literally. Epic length OneShot. Naru/Kyu hurt/comfort/romance, no adventure here

Learning of his friends spying, Harry leaves to train on his own. After defeating the DarkLord, he is sent into a new world where he is called Overlord. With the land under his control he returns to his past for revenge and conquest Evilharry Harem slaves

What would happen if Hinata never confessed her love? What if Naruto interacted with his parents when he went to subjugate the Kyuubi? What if Kyuubi had some rather... fun plans for Naruto? Come on in and find out!

On October 10, a celebration is held each year to celebrate the defeat of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. This year, the fifth year since the attack, there is a new way to celebrate: the Fox Hunt.

During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"

One thing they were both sure of: Her parents would NOT approve. Rated for sex, bits of language and slight ickiness

Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.

Fleur Delacour hates how people treat her. Bill Weasley is no different and Fleur takes drastic action. She uses the nearest boy to escape from Bill Weasley but the boy, however, is Harry Potter. Idea provided by Shinji the good sharer. AU, one-shot.

When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.

We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?

Humor based harem fic you'll love. I hope anyway. Name may change.

Killed by religious zealots, Naruto curses Kami and sells his soul as a young child, damning himself to the devil. Lucifer has plans for him and quickly brings him under his wing, to mould him in his own image to be his hand on earth. EVILNARUTO, Harem

"What would you give up for power?" "Anything." "Your existance as a human being?" "Yes." C.C. is not a simple immortal, but a vampire. What will change if Lelouch was no longer human when he rose up against the Empire and his father? Probably a harem

Hermione gets smacked down.

After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives

A quick oneshot I wrote during class. Harry has his first class with the new DADA professor.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R

If Avatar were a game, Sokka would be the character who's post-adventure story would be shaped most by his relationships within the game. Sokka and his many epilogues. Complete.

This is the first day of the rest of Death's life.

Naruto is finally sick of the Kyūbi messing up his life, so he decides he's going to get revenge on it. Rated M for a REASON, if smut offends you DON'T READ IT! COMPLETED.

Before that fateful Halloween Harry's mother called on the Gods to make him happy; Staring - Harry Hermione Daphne Luna Susan Hannah Tracey and the Patil twins. They soon realise that it takes equallity and stability to be Happy

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.

What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?

Temptation is a dangerous tool - one Harry Potter knows how to use to maximum effect. A shame unfinished business has to interfere. Oneshot sequel to 'Silence Game', NOT appropriate for younger audiences.

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything

COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.

What would have happened if it hadn't been C.C. that was in the container? My first try at Code Geass, please tell me what you think. Will have a few changes in the story, or some things wouldn't make sense. No Yaoi

A little humurous one shot based on the Master of Discipline 'universe.'

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

What happened next? This is a sequel of sorts to Runaway..?, without which this won't mean much to you.

Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.

AU. After the events of fourth year, Harry does not return to Privet Drive. He, with the help of Gringotts, decides to travel and learn as much as he can to help him in the fight against Voldemort. Super!Harry, Time-Travel!Harry

Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Fleur in France 19 years later, and something happens... AU Disregards epilogue - mostly.

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

Kurumu breaks the Specail Rule that all succubi are expected to follow.

Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.

As the older brother to the GWL, Harry was neglected by his parents. Kidnapped and used for a ritual, he absorbs a strange power and is pulled into a new world where imp-like things call him... the Overlord. DarkHarry Harem Harry/sister Poss. incest

Kurumu does what she can to help when Tsukune is hurt.

AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.

Follow Order of the Phoenix Spy Severus Snape as he attends a Death Eater meeting where the Dark Lord reveals his plan to destroy his arch enemy Harry Potter.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Harry is forced to Marry Ginny... but will it be happily ever after?

Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L

What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Itachi has always been an angry person. After an odd meeting, him and three others go to a psychiatrist practice. Wait...who's Itachi's doctor? One-Shot.

Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!

All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!

Tsukune goes home for summr vacation. Little does he know is in for one hot summer

A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.

Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.

The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.

Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.

What happens when Shinji can't take Asuka's behaviour anymore? Read and find out. ShinjiXAsuka pairing. Rated M for explicit scenes/coarse language. Please R&R. Chapters 1-7 have been rewritten. Chapters 8 & onward to be rewritten.

The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.

Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.

Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.

Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.

Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

Adopted by wolfydies.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

The whole point of a secret romance, after all, is that no one knows it's going on.

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

Summary: The wizarding world and its supreme ruler, the Minister of Magic, made Harry into their goblin. Harry embraces that fate, and it does him a world of good. Once again I took a good story and made an harem! fic. I hate myself.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a ‘new crazy way to bring the revolution’ and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itsel

AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Harry finds a little black book... Oneshot, slightly dark Harry, crossover with Death Note mangaanime

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.

The Repair Manual: A Guide to Fixing Things That Aren't Broken, And Breaking Things That Aren't Fixed.Some things aren't right in the world, no matter how much they appear to be, and in takes a special type of people to fix them. That's where We come in.

Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.

COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?

Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Post Voldemort. Harrycentric oneshot. A dirty trap is set for one sneaky reporter. Add in a touch of political hilaritystupidity and smut and voila. Scheming, political, rich, playboy Harry. HarrySusanDaphne, implied HarryFleur, HarryGabrielle.

Pre!HBP AU, Dark!Harry. A mysterious summons brings Harry to Gringotts, where he learns of his true heritage as a dakaath, a demonic parallel of the veela, and of his destiny as the heir of Lord Grindelwald. HarryCho, HarryFem!OC. No slash. Discontinued.

Harry wakes nightly from a recurring dream, a dream that has him on edge and unable to think properly. Who is this woman who is bringing out feelings of great pleasure? Will his perception of the woman he hates most change? Harry-VariousCharacters [WiP]

AU Post Hogwarts, No HBP, Years after the defeat of Voldemort Snape feels a sense of foreboding. Is it a new dark lord rising or something more sinister? HarryHarem implied.

Post Hogwarts one shot, Voldemort is gone and Harry is free to live his life as he sees fit or is he?

AU Post OotP No HBP impied evil Dumbledore. What happens when Harry can't take any more? He lashes out and someone who desperately deserves it gets hurt.

Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.