Note: The new chapter of Roses have Thorns is messed up. Only half of it posted. So, I'll have to fix it soon, but for now I'm really sick xP

Creepers gonna' creep. Lurkers gonna' lurk. Haters gonna' Hate. Trollers gonna' troll. Lollers gonna' lol.

Name: Lolita Ookami

Age: over 9000

Rank: Missing Nin

Village: The super special awesome village hidden in the candy corn

Justsu: "Something with rainbows and sparkles and magic and kitties and candy and puppy dogs and flying burritos and elmo and yo momma" no jutsu.

Oh. The insanity.

Wait . . . insanity? That's my middle name. My first name is Loli. Well, not really, but I'll tell you that it is and since you don't know what else to call me you'll be forced to call me Loli! Mwahawhawhawaw!

. . . unless you think up a nickname instead.

Drats. My plan has been foiled.

Actually, on second thoughts, I like nicknames.

Make sure it has pazazzzz though, m'kay?~

Anyways.

Ignore me. I'm an idiot.

Wait no -

Don't ignore me. I was kidding.

Although, if you are ignoring me, you won't notice the fact that I'm telling you that I'm kidding!

Wait . . . if you're reading this . . . then you must not be ignoring me . . .

Oh well. I'm too busy proving my idiocy. xD

Save the Drama for yo Llama.