![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Name: Confidential Info. ;) Gender: Girl(s) *There are two of us, by the way :)* Fav Books: Hunger Games PJO Mortal Instruments Vampire Academy Infernal Devices Night World House of Night The Host Twilight Saga Darkest Powers Dark Visions The Immortals We LOVE Taylor Swift. We have a TaylorConnect acount and we are January123456789 and Taylorfan4321! Feel free to add us if anyone else is on there. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. 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If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this in your profile. 98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, cpy and paste this into your profile. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile. 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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :) If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that piece of paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Really Dumb Store Labels On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. 40 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous/annoyed/irritated when calling in your order 1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Girls of the tree. If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sence to get out of it. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it. COOL NAMES! (there is two of us, so the first name of each is one person, and the second name of each is the other) :) 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cheizzle/Makizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Starfish/Green Platypus 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Peppertree/Jane Emerald...haha we sound old 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Butchkea/Desmatib. no comment 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Water/Green Booster Juice. wow..first one is fail 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Htoeukn/Asaitoe. Unprononcable 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn/Lee. Actually normal! 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Carl/Black Max. eh. 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) : Pear Fall/Apple Fight. Fail. 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Pink Wooden Leg/Blue Eyepatch. pirates would make fun of that Favourite Pairings in Books!!!! Percabeth!!! Percy Jackson and the Olympians Clace! Mortal Instruments Thuke Percy Jackson and the Olympians Dimose Vampire Academy (don't ask lol) Twill!! Clockwork Angel (Tessa and Will, but it's pretty fail) Katta! The Hunger Games (Peeta and Katniss...well? There aren't many options!) FAV QUOTES! Taylor Swift: -Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life, saying the right thing at the right moment is beyond crucial. So crucial, in fact, that most of us start to hesitate, for fear of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. But lately what I've begun to fear more than that is letting the moment pass without saying anything. I think most of us fear reaching the end of our life, and looking back regretting the moments we didn't speak up. When we didn't say 'I love you.' When we should've said 'I'm sorry.' When we didn't stand up for ourselves or someone who needed help. -If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change. -I'm intimidated by the fear of being average. -People haven't always been there for me but music always has." -"When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair." -No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind." "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for" Jace Herondale "If i feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know." Simon Lewis Poem from Apollo: "Dreams like a podcast, "Do you always kill people when they blow their nose?" Rachel Elizabeth Dare Gabriel: "There was a time I thought we could be friends" Will: "There was also a time I thought I was a ferret" Clockwork Angel "His secrets? Oh yes, my fathers terrified that I will tell you he's always wanted to be a ballerina!" Jace Herondale, Mortal Instruments Jace: "Don't touch my blades without my permission." Clary: "Well there goes my plan of selling them on e-bay" Jace: "What?" Clary: "A mythical place of great magical power." Mortal Instruments Jace: "I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages, get thee gone woman and bring me something brown!" Isabelle: "Brown?" Jace: "Brown is a manly color!" Mortal Instruments "Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters, see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" Tyson Percy Jackson and the Olympians Taylor Swift: "FEARLESS" is not the absence of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again … even though every time you've tried before, you've lost. It's FEARLESS to have that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing, I think it's FEARLESS to top believing them. It's FEARLESS to say, "you're NOT sorry", and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being alright … That's FEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That's why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go." Stupid things! (things we've done in bold :P) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold is one person, italics is the other, and bold and italics is both of us) You love hoodies. 11/25 20/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You wear eyeliner. You consider cheerleading a sport. You were in gymnastics/dance. 16/25 7/25 Our thoughts on the lightning theif movie: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!!????? Ok, maybe this will make things easier: 1. Annabeth has brown hair. NOOO! She is supposed to be blonde!! 2. They are all 16. It takes away their innocence!! 3. They changed the whole entire plot! Luke gave them a map to the pearls...just-no. 4. No mention of Thalia. Whatsoever This was upsetting. I (we) love Thalia! 5. Percy pen is a CLICKABLE!!!! Whatever happened to "I un-capped riptide?" He says that often... 6. Then there are all those random scenes. 7. Where is Clarisse!!! I wanted to see her get doused with toilet water! 8. What happened to the Louis Arch? Ya! I wanted to see Percy fall 630 feet! 9. Where did Persephone come from? 10. Grover didn't stay in the Underworld!! And what confuses me is that if Grover stays in the Underworld, then how did he appear at camp again after Percy came back from Olympus? I could go on, but it could take a while... Although, if they plan to make a Sea of Monsters, I don't know how they're going to pick up from therel If you read all this... THANK YOU!! And congrats... that was really long!! Also... if you read our story don't be afraid to comment your opinion! We take constructive criticism!!! Thanks!!!!! :) Thank you to everyone who has read our story!! It means so much to us to have so many views!! Thank you!! LOVELOVELOVE, Fearlessly, PercabethClace4life |
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