Real name: Johan
Born: August 10th
Description:
Gaze into darkness. Fears starts to strike, like a thousand needles piercing your heart. There's nothing human left in me. All lost in the Maelstrom of time. And then, a leap of fate, nothing to live for, nothing to gain. And now, all is lost, lost in time, lost with hope, lost again.

Hope you enjoyed my little introductory paragraph. Well, that is nothing like me :-D. I'm a jovial, understanding and analyzing person. You may find most of my stories comical, because I consider laughing a privilege that must be abused, a virtue. Three of my most distinguished characteristics are:
A) I hate ignorance(the manners kind)
B) I love arguing and debating. (mostly about history and science)
C) Ladies, I'm a smart, handsome, young and adorable single gentlemen looking for female companionship.
D) Loves to piss people off (hehehehe)

Favourite quotes:
Every person is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing of that privilege.
Life is a sexually trasmitted disease.
Your stupidity is beyond belief.
If x=y+2z, then x is keeping your mouth shut, kid.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt.

Favourite hobbies:
Reading
Thinking
Being lazy
Coding Html
Programming
Hardly working
Working hardly.
Picking up chicks.

PS: I am a comedian of some sort. Please dont laugh with me, laugh at me.

PS: I'm perfectly normal, so dont go around thinking I'm obese or handicap.

PS: Sally would you marry me? Oops, wrong site.

Ps: YOU DAMN JEW! *I respect everyone's religion choice, therefore, I disclaim any offense implied if you happen to be a jew.

PS: If you're still reading this then you're either:

A) Mentally retarded
B) A pervert
C) A no life bump
D) My greatest admirer
E) A stalker
D) My girlfriend (HEHEH GOTCHA, YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WASNT GONNA SAY THAT, DIDNT YOU PUNK?)

Thanks for reading and have a nice day.

I bid you Adieu