AllGivingJarhide bio
Maybe I should explain my name here, since it is pretty random... I was originally going to do something like Pandora'sJar but someone has the same brilliant mind as me and already took it. So sad, I know. And then I realized that the greek translation for Pandora is 'all-giving' (i.e. pan=all, dora=gift or giver) and I'm too lazy ot think of another idea for a name right now, so I used it. Maybe some other time I'll find a better one, but until then... |
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Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14436 - Favs: 21,964 - Follows: 8,824 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
20 Random Facts about Petunia Dursley by JackieJLH reviews
She's never actually hated Harry Potter, no matter what she claims. Once upon a time, she loved him. But only for two years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Petunia D. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,292 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Rebellion by Abbie Snape reviews
COMPLETE:AU 18 years ago Voldemort took over the Ministry, claiming his position as Minister. Now, he's trying to get the most powerful student at Hogwarts to join him, Harry Potter. When Dumbledore pushes Harry too far, he comes a different kind of rebel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My by dogstar-ebony reviews
The secret confessions of some of the HP characters...a "10 Things You Didn't Know" style fic with a slight difference. Different revelations with each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 693 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Fun Lies To Tell The New Generation About Hogwarts by dogstar-ebony reviews
#- "25.When you’re not there, the castle is turned bouncy and rented out for parties". Title says it all, really. Another list fic, very silly, fairly funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Ron Weasley's Guide To Marriage by dogstar-ebony reviews
Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,036 - Follows: 2,026 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 264 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 7,924 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Villainy for Dummies by HermionesRevenge reviews
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this book that a certain Hogwarts student picks up, all the rules and techniques of Evil Villainy are discussed and explained. Are YOU up for the challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Snaps For Severus! by Athalia reviews
Severus Snape never should have come to Thursday's staff meeting, for a horror beyond what his mind can conceive awaits him there: Teamwork building activities with his co-workers. Ths Snap Cup! (inspired by Legally Blond 2) Ch. 5 up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete