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Joined 04-11-13, id: 4657824, Profile Updated: 01-06-16
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Bleach.

Hi,

I'm a college student with a busy schedule, so I won't be able to update my stories very often. At least, not as often as I'd like (I don't get much time to think about them either). Expect exceptionally slow updates.

I have a few works in line that I'm going to try and start pushing through as soon as I can. I'm also going to leave a list of the stories I'm doing with relevant concepts, so if you have any ideas I can use or that you'd like to see PM me and we'll talk.

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My Turn by Le MAO XXV reviews
No one likes self-inserts. Never knew why. So imagine my surprise when I die and am given the chance to continue living with a new life on Remnant. And with what I know of what's to come, should I try to stop it? CAN I stop it? Or am I in over my head? Well...there's only one way to find out. Time to see what all the fuss is about. (SI/OC) (Colt/?) (DISCONTINUED; REWRITE IS OUT)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 275,409 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 7/25/2016 - OC, Neo, Winter S., Amber - Complete
The dance of tigers by Cyanide Sins reviews
Sienna Khan was a great leader. A great speaker, a dedicated politician, someone who cared for the people. A meeting with a human derails her plans for the future slightly... But at least she'll get some dancing lessons out of it. Jaune Arc would probably die in initiation, right? That's what filthy humans do, after all.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 280,575 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 8/17/2018 - [Sienna K., Jaune A., OC]
Minuets in B Minor by Bar Sira reviews
What a difference one word can make...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 48,878 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 1/18/2016
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 349,195 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 5,272 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 117 - Words: 830,290 - Reviews: 11561 - Favs: 11,124 - Follows: 12,835 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
The Reprint and Repackaging of Evangelion by Marik Kurakashi reviews
New summary: In a world where the nail was found and discarded, Shinji Ikari and a different NERV stand alone against the ANGELS.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,808 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shinji I.
New Beginning by The Night Hunter reviews
It's a surprise how one sentence can change a person. Ron Stoppable was just as suprised. See how he began the journey to find himself and his place in the world. RONGO fic, because there are way too little of those. Set post ,,Stop Team Go" episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,212 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Ron S., Shego] Kim P.
I, Greg: Or How a Self Insert Destroyed the Wormverse by Eric d'Orleans reviews
A petty, self-obsessed teenager who is suspiciously similar to Greg Veder finds out that he is Greg Veder, circa 2010. Armed only with having read 2/3rds of Worm, absolutely no powers, and an extremely kidnappable puppy, Greg "Eric" Veder tries to survive in the face of the greatest foe Worm has to offer: the average teenage girl!
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,521 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/9 - Tattletale, OC, Greg, Dinah A.
Nonsensical Gallery by Christopher Scott reviews
A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 170 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12368 - Favs: 6,080 - Follows: 6,098 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
A Chance to Say Yes by Over.Thinking.Daily.Life reviews
Naruto always asked Sakura for a date. What if one time she said yes? But only because her time travelling future self said to, mind you! How does that affect the course of history? AU. TeamLeader!Sakura, Naru/Saku besties, Medic!Sasuke, Power of Friendship! and geopolitical intrigue! Mostly fluff, until the Wave arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,288 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Sakura H., Team Seven
The Boy and the Beginning by aliengirlguy reviews
A boy finds a box of stories one day and discovers similarities between himself and what he reads. Suddenly, a boy told that nothing was possible for him, he now had impossibles very much at his fingertips. It takes him on a epic fantastical journey as he grows into something more. Warning: A few mentions of straight people, but don't worry they aren't a big part of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P.
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,685 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Rebirth of the Founders by DaSalvatore reviews
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,094 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 5,790 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Unknown Friendship by Unexplainable Contradiction reviews
Percy Jackson and Katie Gardner. Everyone thought they were practically strangers. In reality? They met before they ever heard of the Greek gods, and through their childhood years they went on some pretty extreme adventures, most of them happening because Percy just can't seem to be able to follow the law./A series of one shots all mashed together to make a story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,835 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Percy J., Katie G.
The Casebook of Harry Potter by chris400ad reviews
Daphne Greengrass wouldn't realise that a chance encounter at the age of eleven could have led her to have a life of adventure. Fourteen years later she meets Harry Potter again, this time over a dead body, but will she walk away or stay? He's a consulting detective and she's a healer, worlds apart from some, but for others, it could be just the beginning. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,571 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Fireworks by EverlastingProcrastinator reviews
A SI/OC told from an outsider's perspective about Machiko Uchiha, twin sister of Mikoto Uchiha. FINAL EPILOGUE UP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,352 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Mikoto U., OC - Complete
Perverted Naruto by Rycott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,592 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
The Intent to Live by intata reviews
"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,971 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - OC
Ripples In Still Water by PastryFudger reviews
If the shoes fit, walk a mile in them. But what happens when Booker DeWitt is given a second chance at life as Harry James Potter? Do you still walk when the shoes aren't the right size?
Crossover - Harry Potter & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,600 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Booker D.
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Mad as a Hatter by UrbanSloth reviews
Neville knows it's only a matter of time before he looses his girls to their delusions. He only wants their moments of reality to be of their choosing and not someone elses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 3,450 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 10,990 - Follows: 6,892 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Plan B by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
With plan A for the defeat of the Dark Lord down the tube, Harry wants to know if Dumbledore had a plan B in place. AU! Rated for a couple of swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Cinder has a Mid-Life Crisis by lin4t reviews
"Headmaster Ozpin please let me-" "Mr Arc, might I remind you that I allowed you in Beacon for a reason despite your transcripts? Besides, I have heard much of your…romances with your team" "Yes-but! I'm going to seriously die! Cinder is a sadist, Pyrrha is a Yandere and while Ruby won't kill me, Yang will!" "I don't see how that's my problem."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F. - Complete
Tyrian and the Hoodie by OnTheCobb reviews
Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 445 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 209,840 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Adam T., Jaune A.
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Time Traveling Trolls by Romantic Silence reviews
Ruby Rose and Jaune Arc keeps looping back to the beginning of their first year in Beacon. Usually, such a story is rife with melodrama, the dealing with loss and tragedy, and the meaning of destiny itself. These time travelers are out to save the world! Well, sure, if it wasn't for the fact that they look downright stupid or insane to everyone else.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Matter of Perspective by deathbearABC123 reviews
A pair of twins takes Harry and another to an underwater city.
Crossover - Harry Potter & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,719 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,654 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Dysphoria by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Reincarnation isn't always like it is in the fanfictions. Sometimes, you end up in a body you would never expect to have ended up in. Sometimes, you end up in a body, that is completely wrong. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,449 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Forgot to Say by Felicity Dream reviews
Realistic Percathena. They didn't make sense together, but they made it work. But then she messed up and now he's gone. The next time they meet, he's a stern and serious business man and she's a schoolgirl. Reincarnation and divine punishment dictates. It's a lesson in humility for a goddess, and a lesson in learning to live and love again for a mortal man.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,149 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Athena, Percy J.] Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Jaunt by perh0nen reviews
Taylor is free. (x-post from SB)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 568 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Armsmaster, E. Piggot, Canary - Complete
Code Geass: Monster Within by Blade8821 reviews
Rated M for the same reasons as my other fics. What would you do if you found yourself dropping into the world of Code Geass? Have as much fun as possible!... And try to keep a certain violet-eyed prince from screwing up too badly. We're going to embark on an adventure of action, thrills, intrigue, romance, hopefully with a few laughs along the way. Well? Whattaya waiting for?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Cecile C., OC
That Which Does Not by Chilord reviews
In which Pyrrha Nikos discovers that training Jaune Arc comes with more... complexities than would at first be visible, and they spread.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 260 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Complete
Love's Curse by Living1ikeLarry reviews
One word can alter the winds of fate forever. After the battle with Kronos, Percy becomes the Champion of Aphrodite and gains a few new powers. Aphrodite turns out to be a bit different of a challenge than Percy expects.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,360 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Aphrodite, Percy J.]
Breaking Through the Bottom of the Bottle by College Fool reviews
Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] - Complete
Amy Potter is Batgirl! by Philosophize reviews
Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Professor Arc: Staffroom Chronicles by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A., P. Port
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Heian Conglin by brown phantom reviews
All Ranma wanted to do was stop being afraid of cats. But he discovered something new to fear. Can he and Shampoo handle the danger they unwittingly unleashed upon themselves and others? Let the game begin. [Has a TV Tropes page]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 165,646 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Ranma, Shampoo] - Complete
Luna Lovegood's Twelve Reasons Why by LesMisLover88 reviews
Luna Lovegood has recently killed herself. Harry Potter receives a tape recorder and a box of tapes explaining why she did so. Luna/Harry. Based on Jay Asher's Thirteen Reasons Why. Rated M, just in case. NOW COMPLETE! Trigger warning: Depression, rape, suicide, bullying
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Ichigo one half by whackybiscuit reviews
Inspired by Ranma 1/2. Ichigo falls into a cursed hot spring and turns into a girl, now Ichigo has to deal with keeping it a secret while trying to find a way to turn back to normal permanently. Gender-bender. FemIchi. FemIchiXUnohana. FemIchiXMatsumoto. FemIchiXYoruichi. Alternate Ending up!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Ichigo K., R. Unohana] Yoruichi S., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,577 - Follows: 12,353 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Wizard of Ships by General RTS reviews
It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
17th Time's a Charm by MulberryOtter reviews
Dull violet eyes observed the scene before him. His mother was dead, and underneath her laid his shaking sister; both were drenched in blood. Ten year old Lelouch vi Britannia then announced, "I'm going back to bed." [time travel] [discontinued] [see last chapter for author's note]
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lelouch L., Cornelia L.B., Jeremiah G. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 5,642 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Son of Otaku by 9foxgrl reviews
Follow Harry, also known as Rai Izumi, as he tries to use his Otaku ness to get out of situations and cause new ones for friends and foe alike.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Konata I. - Complete
The Fatal Flaw Of Olympus by nutsofthechest reviews
The gods made a mistake a mistake that change a man into a monster. The Flaw was once a man that was held high in regards by the gods. But with one action the son of Poseidon became a victim of Zeus wrath, But soon the gods need his help once more to not just save a planet but a galaxy. Rated M (Gore, blood, lemons, action) Percy/Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 334,688 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Hedwig's Game of the Year by El Fisto reviews
In the Battle over Little Whinging, Hedwig died in her cage, struck down in a flash of green. But it doesn't take long for her to discover the truth: she's been given another chance to save herself and save her Harry. The real adventure has barely begun. Adopted from Publicola
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Harry P., Hedwig
The Bitter End by The Altered Destinies reviews
Akane and Ranma finally get married. It should be the end of all the troubles, and indeed, after a little misunderstanding at the start, the honeymoon is wonderful. But after the return the fights resume, and although Ranma tries his best to avoid provoking Akane, the beatings get more and more serious
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Ranma, Nabiki
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ozpin the Eugenicist by RedrumSprinkles reviews
It's often been said in jest that Ozpin ships his students... If only you knew, sweet child. If only you knew. One-Shot!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Dr. B. Oobleck - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
ShipNote by God Emperor Penguin reviews
[Cancelled] Imagine a notebook that gave you the power to make any two people fall in love with each other: regardless of gender, race, or ideology. You can make enemies adore each other. Two shy people come closer. Friends become lovers. Blake finds such a notebook, the ShipNote, and with it becomes the Goddess of Matchmaking.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
Forgivness Requires Regret by LogicalPremise reviews
Naruto , after the battle with Pain, is trying to come to grips with his emotions about the Village, his father, Hinata, Sakura, and fate. Unfortunately, he's not quite as happy with the outcomes as people expect him to be. No real pairings, although onesided Naru/Saku and onesided Shino/Hina. Some swearing, some mild gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A., Sakura H.
Fate Swiggity Swooty by TheDramaticDirector reviews
Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Archer - Complete
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,853 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Cure for Loneliness by DarkSmokePuncher reviews
A lonely 12 year old boy, who has no friends, no family, no one who actually cares for him, learns a technique that allows him to make copies of himself. What happens when he discovers they can have different personalities? M for a particularly potty-mouthed clone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,785 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruko U.
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
The Road Not Taken by DhampyrX2 reviews
Severus Snape has come to a decision about his place in the world after his Fifth Year OWLs. Namely that he would have very little room to improve his station no matter who won the brewing war in Wizarding Britain. But, when you're a halfblood there are more than two roads open to you. What if Severus chose not to dance between Light and Dark in the Wizarding World, but gave tha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/10/2014
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,888 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Champion of the Sun: The Spartan Demigod by Sinisterclown13 reviews
Percy Jackson was born on the day that the Spartan 300 perished. After Ares murders his mother, Percy is taken by Poseidon to Atlantis to hide him from a paranoid Zeus. When Percy is discovered, he is given a "job" so he can live. Percy is happy, but how will he react when he meets a certain Hesperid? Perzoe. First ever story, so it's not my best work. Mediocre at best.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,789 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Percy J., Zoë N.] Poseidon, Hercules - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,425 - Follows: 7,910 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 9,837 - Follows: 5,818 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 191 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,162 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Fate: Zero Sanity by X the Reaper reviews
The Fourth Holy Grail War has begun. However, Angra Mainyu has decided to replace some of the Servants with more... interesting characters. Now, Servants, old and new, must battle for the Grail in a war unlike no other. Perhaps, for some, fate can be changed. Inspired by The Infamous Man's Fate: Zero Sense. (Now with its own page on TvTropes!)
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 292,963 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Saber, Kirei K., Kariya M. - Complete
Normal by Puratinamu Disuko reviews
Rewrite under the title "21st Century Schizoid Man".
Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,865 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,907 - Follows: 2,136 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9274 - Favs: 7,246 - Follows: 3,912 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Just Another Sacrifice by flaming kyubi reviews
He knew the power of the straw doll that lay in his palms, and he knew the price he would pay. But he had lost everything, and Madara had to be stopped. As he pulled the red string he knew that while his actions would bring his comrades victory, to him it was just another sacrifice.
Crossover - Naruto & Hell Girl - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Ai E. - Complete
What Are Little Girls Made Of? by JA Baker reviews
The truth was, she wasn't all that sure why she kept doing it. Some kind of compulsion; a persistent need to be the one place in all the galaxy she least wanted to be and was least welcome. But then again, she had a long history of getting into places people went to great trouble to try and keep her out of...
Crossover - Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Carmen S., The Emperor - Complete
She Who Dwells In Eternity by INeedAHaircut reviews
When a decision by the Sandaime Hokage seems to end Naruto's life before it can truly begin, his only companion is the one engraved upon his soul. A relationship between human and demon could never be one of equals, but that doesn't mean they can't find happiness with each other. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.] Hiruzen S. - Complete
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8940 - Favs: 8,331 - Follows: 4,992 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Simplicity is Lawful Neutral by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Companion piece to Simplicity is Best. After the Tri-Wizard Tournament is over, there's still the problem of Harry's godfather being a fugitive. Thus, a clever wizard finds a simple solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Percy Annoys People by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy finds a book called "Ways to Annoy People". And Percy (being the Seaweed Brain he is) decided that people need to loosen up. Image belongs to burdge-bug.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
The Power of Cutesy by CrimsonDomi reviews
When Harry finds out that his blood was used in another Dark Ritual to create a child that's both technically his daughter and Voldie's granddaughter, he thinks the world has turned on its head. Warning: written mainly for fun, and I'm not sure characters might not be OOC. May contain fluff and odd grandfather-granddaughter bonding moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,531 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., OC, Voldemort - Complete
Rebirth by Trigger2332 reviews
Oneshot. The son of Poseidon, betrayed by his love remembers his past lives and loves and the betrayal that came with them. This was written pre-Blood of Olympus, it is no longer accurate to the story but is accurate to the myths
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Athena, Percy J., Artemis - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Without Remorse by blddmn reviews
After several years as a successful Auror, a dark secret in Harry's past lands him in a high security cell in Azkaban. However, his penchant for observation and deductive reasoning make him valuable in catching a misogynistic killer. See how Harry's dark past influences his life and that of those around him from within the walls of Azkaban... Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter The Strongest Man in Hogwarts by Dragonskyt reviews
A simple One-shot after watching a certain anime. I've decided to place it inside a crossover anyway.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sometimes by Shadenight123 reviews
Spoiler for end-game. In an infinite set of multiverses, infinite possibilities await. But is change tied to the person, the world, or the hand of cards dealt by fate? A gamble sends Booker DeWitt back at the beginning of it all...but this time around, he knows, the Lutece Twins aren't there and...sometimes, a second chance is all it takes to make things right.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,235 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Rosalind L. - Complete
The Faintest Kiss by Assonant reviews
Soul: a part of humans spirits and morals. Dementors take this when they fully Kiss a victim. But what happens when someone isn't fully Kissed? Harry would find this dilemma of his worrying except he doesn't exactly care about right or wrong anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P.
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 541 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 503 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Lady In White by SayCheshire reviews
There is something painfully unsettling about falling in love with a bloodthirsty bitch.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Percy J., Khione - Complete
From the Shadows by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,194 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dream or Nightmare by NightsPoison reviews
Once you're in you may never come out. It keeps you prisoner for the rest of eternity, never releasing you from it's hold. The only one who can save and release you is it's own creator. That is if he allows you to leave...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,140 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Artemis, Percy J.
Fate Far Side by Arashi Leonhart reviews
While Shiki is away, Shirou comes to play at the Tohno estate. A combination of FSN and each Far Side route of Tsukihime.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,976 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kohaku, Shirō E. - Complete
The Morality of Sacrifice by INeedAHaircut reviews
Terrible sins can be committed out of ignorance. The demon within Naruto decides to teach him the full extent of the Yondaime Hokage's crimes. Some sacrifices should never be made, no matter how noble the cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Not always on the wrong side by Lordban reviews
A wizard's perspective on WWII. A young Slytherin Harry wonders what it means to be a Dark Lord, and Daphne Greengrass illustrates her answer by a retelling of the war with Grindelwald, a war in which lines were frighteningly more blurred than was the case with Voldemort. No pairings, just a "history lesson". Dumbledore and Grindelwald are told of, they don't appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 245 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Leave: The Complete Edition by Rihaan reviews
After Ron's second and final betrayal, Harry begins to see Hermione in a whole new light. He reacts in a way neither of them expected him to. Light and/or Dark!Super!Harmony. Rated for sexual situations and non-graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,205 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Baker Street Irregulars by Kneazle reviews
Wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban, Harry escapes with the help of his friends. Harry then forms the Baker Street Irregulars, a group of radical misfits whose sole purpose is to ruin the lives of Fudge, Dumbledore and Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,189 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Events by Mr.Anonymous.Man reviews
Harry Potter always had a lot of luck, but this is really just too far. Super!Harry, Kickass!Dumbledore, and Super!Voldemort. Set during 4th year. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,463 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 224 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Shinderella by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shinji M., Rin T. - Complete
The Return of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The great consulting detective finally returns to London after many years! Join him on his adventures, solving crimes alongside his friend and confidante Healer Neville Longbottom!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Cracks in the SOS Dan by superstarultra reviews
Five young men and women who live in a world filled with hardships, friendships, relationships... and extreme cases of idiocy. Series of short cracky drabbles. Read on for a much-needed laugh if you want. Rated H for Haruhi! ...Nah, it's rated T.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 59,804 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 13,643 - Follows: 3,562 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 4,097 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Raven Potter and the Plot for World Domination by Hezaia reviews
Raven Potter, the Girl Who Lived, is a pyromaniac of questionable sanity who has no plans whatsoever to play the heroine in this story... and just got thrown into another dimension... twice (Very nonsensical and rather weird. Read at your own peril.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,722 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 560 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 614 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of You by Sugarbubbleslove reviews
With a promise broken and a promise unfulfilled…how far will you go for revenge? H/H - Hermione Centric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 307 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 842 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denouement Of Suzumiya Haruhi by LordPlagus777 reviews
Kyon has quit the SOS Brigade after deciding that Haruhi was too much to begin with. After yelling at Haruhi, repaying all of his stress and anger, he turns and walks away. He learns that taking one step away from Haruhi means a hell of a journey back.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,934 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Homecoming by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Shinji I.
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 719 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 181 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 267 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Hobgoblins by Respitini reviews
Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 7,729 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Digital Love by gunman reviews
STORY REPOSTED! The Magi Computer takes on a life of it's own, and works towards making Shinji their own as well. The Original Shinji/Magi story.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,272 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Shinji I.
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rise of Darkness by dart93 reviews
Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,402 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 9,190 - Follows: 4,388 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Valiant Shinji by SimmyC reviews
What if Shinji was not the reserved kid in the series, but instead, has the personality of a Fifties Comic Book hero? OOCness up the wazoo! Chapter 5 is up!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2005
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 339 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,597 - Follows: 9,826 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
He Likes, She Likes by nitpickernose reviews
Likes and dislikes. Everyone has them, but over the course of time, Watanuki and Yuuko begin to learn each other's likes and dislikes. A little AU, set if Watanuki and Yuuko had a few more years before chapter 182. YuukoxWatanuki, Yuuwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I. - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Operation Prankster by Chris Oddland reviews
What happens if the stress really gets to Shinji Ikari? And how will our meek hero handle it? This is an AU fic that takes place after the 12th Angel.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,700 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Shinji I.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,293 - Follows: 1,993 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Innocence and Roses by FirstYear reviews
Harry sees a small light from his window. Upon investigating he finds Luna. Planting Roses?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Ice by Selina K reviews
Harry takes an unintended detour at Hogwarts while Horcrux-hunting. Rated M for adult content and language. Bit on the dark side. The original version can be found at my LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Fuyuki High Class Reunion by sasahara17 reviews
Just a small class reunion for Fuyuki High alumni... that just happens to take place during the Fifth Holy Grail War.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/9/2009
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 158 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not Your Usual Suspects by The Real Sidekick reviews
In the wake of Kim's murder, Detective Hobble and Betty Director struggle to follow the clues leading to her killer as the world collapses around them. Leave a review and get a response. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,140 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Dr. Director/Betty, Ron S. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,196 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Defenestratable reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,731 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 2,295 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 789 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Shinji vs Santa Claus by Mister Cynical reviews
Merry Christmas from the jerk. The B-stories, Christmas style!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Seeing Double by BiskElle reviews
For years she hid behind a disguise, but no matter how thick-rimmed the glasses were, you can't hide those green eyes...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,314 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 7,466 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 1,541 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 460 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Magic Knows No Boundaries by cosette-aimee reviews
An older Harry gets transported to an Alternate Universe where Voldemort is still wreaking havoc. Involves advanced magic, werewolves and an unexpected marriage contract. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Harry P.
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Clever By Far by Gamana reviews
Harry finds out that he was Salazar Slytherin in a past life. He learns to live with the knowledge while teetering between unfailing loyalty and the urge to tinker with fate. Under Revision
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Beautiful by Pirate-Crisis reviews
The correct answer to one of Yuuko's strange questions may just save Watanuki's life. [General. One shot.]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2007 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 672 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 500 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 510 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ronnie Diamond Private Eye by Bubbahotek reviews
Ron is injured on a mission and now believes he is a world famous detective and Kim is his secratery. Takes Place Before STD. I do Not own Kim Possible or any characters from the show.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,751 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Magician by rallamajoop reviews
It’s a long journey from spiritbait to Magician of Space and Time, but some things don't have to change so much in the process.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Courage by Ausir reviews
A WatanukiZashikiwarashi story, that's right you heard me! Takes place after Watanuki saves Zashiki from the Jorougumo. A rather sweet story if i may say so myself.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2007 - K. Watanuki, Zashiki-Warashi - Complete
Winter Solace by jon3776 reviews
The Golden Trio is on the run, weak and wounded after four months of hunting Horcruxes and they take shelter in the last place anyone might think to look for them. While there, they will confront their hopes, fears and desires and emerge stronger on the
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Vol 1: The Truth is Out There by unspeakable writer reviews
After the events of his 5th year Harry is approached by the a seperate faction in the war and given a choice, allow Dumbledore to continue manipulating his life, or become an Unspeakable Operative. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Lord Raa reviews
The Lord Shinji spinoff that you masochists wanted. Not to be taken seriously or internally.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,781 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties by IP82 reviews
PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,344 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 19,481 - Follows: 6,419 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 311 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Sausages, It was a Tuesday by Lord Raa reviews
An evil Gendo. An upset Ritsuko. A pilot used as a pawn in a game. Come for the drama, stay for the omake!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,731 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Ritsuko A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loathsome Lobster of Leeds by Wilde Thing reviews
Harry is upset by the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day and finds a sympathetic ear from Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Roses by Lady Salazar reviews
ONESHOT. Even though it means her death, Lily just can't let Harry go. Mild HPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,539 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Tied by Fate by pnaixrose reviews
[S&S E&T] Two strangers are so connected to each other somehow that they can actually feel the other's happiness, sadness, fury and pain. The thing is...their lives were exact opposites.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,804 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,438 - Follows: 2,278 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Voldemorts Bane by Z-ro reviews
Harry Potter saved the world from Voldemort. Now inflicted with Voldemort's final curse, and tired of the press, he left the Wizarding world only to return to find a young girl coming to the same crossroads he had to choose. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,580 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 222 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Whisper by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE. One lone demon is inspiring the population Sunnydale to commit suicide in public. One Scooby knows how to stop it, if he can remember or accept the past. Scooby friendship, no romantic ships. Xander-centric mystery with ensemble support.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Shinji’s Odd Jobs by Raiden X reviews
Update: Session 1 - Now, there's a new 'Grimm Reaper'(in-training) on town, and he ain't Gendo...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2001 - Published: 8/21/2001
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Mastering Death reviews
Crack. A oneshot on how Harry Potter became the "Master of Death". Here's a hint, it didn't have anything to do with the Hallows. Mandatory Disclaimer: I don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Bountiful Harvest reviews
A story I once planned to write, but never had the interest or time for. I'm looking for people to adopt this idea and turn it into a proper fanfic. Also, it's the only Bount!Ichigo fic I've seen on the site.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Time of Reckoning(working title) reviews
A time travel fic that will grow with the audience. AU from end of OoTP, pacifist!Harry Disc: I own none of the series mentioned or referenced within.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P.
How He Did It reviews
The real truth of how Harry Potter survived the killing curse from the Dark Lord in DH. I will admit to crossover elements. Draco POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete