Hi! I'm Willow!

I am addicted to Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson Heroes of Olympus, Divergent, Sherlock, Team Starkid, Glee and synchronised swimming!

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To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.) Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen..."Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!" Yours sincerely, Bittersweet Applesauce, the epic bookworm, skittlesgirl99,curly guy,ThatBlondeGirl130, sexichick, Dolphin4444wssc

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THE HUNGER GAMES OATH:

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface

every time I eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire and Mockingjay too

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember harry
when someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
when I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember Ginny
when I see someone who cares

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
at the thought of greater good

I promise to remember "I solemley swear that I am up to no good"
for Gred, Forge and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
and fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa
when I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks
when someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful
for Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
when someone is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the marauders
when a friend says "call and I'll be there"

I promise to remember Dobby
the servant who was served, saved and saves

I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be kooky

I promise to remember Seamus
when things go wrong but I still persevered

I promise to remember Draco
when I see bad men and think they look HOT

I promise to remember Oliver
when I soar to great heights

I promise to remember the Dursley's
when my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I promise to remember JK Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Percy Jackson pledge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says "Free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesen't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

When a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remember the Greeks

Wherever I may go

List your 12 favourite hunger games characters below

1. Rue

2. Primrose Everdeen

3. Foxface (or Finch)

4. Clove

5. Finnick Odair

6. Johanna Mason

7. Annie Cresta

8. Cato

9. Thresh

10. Gale Hawthorne

11. Madge Undersee

12. Cashmere

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Johanna/Madge? I don't think any exist.

What would you say if twelve got eight pregnant

Cashmere getting Cato pregnant? No comment...

Would two and six make a good couple

Prim and Johanna? I'll be honest, I can't see that happening.

five/nine or five/ten

Finnick/Thresh or Finnick/Gale? I'd say Finnick/me works much better

Who would you choose to take with you to hogwarts: three or nine

Foxface or Thresh? I'd definitely take Foxface

does anyone you know draw eleven?

No. Although my friends are off their rockers, I don't think they're that crazy. Then again, I'm not sure...

do any of your friends write seven/eight/six?

No comment...

what might four scream in a moment of fear?

MY KNIVES ARE MISSING!!

if you wrote a song fic about eight, what would it be?

I don't wanna die by Hollywood Undead

what would you think if five was a good friend of your sibling?

If Finnick was a good friend... propose to him before he changes his mind about being my friend

write a short summary about a one/two fanfic

Prim and Rue are playing dodgeball together. Rue gets knocked out and Prim nurses her back to health. after a lot of drama Rue wakes up.

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Prim, Cato or Gale? Well... Gale killed Prim, so not him. Cato killed Thresh, so not him either. I'd say Prim

What would you say on a date with twelve

I wouldn't really date her in the first place...

List your 12 favourite harry potter characters below

1. Ginny Weasley

2. Luna Lovegood

3. Hermione Granger

4. Harry Potter

5. Ron Weasley

6. Albus Dumbledore

7. Minerva Mcgonagall

8. Nymphadora Tonks

9. Lily Potter

10. Cho Chang

11. Fred Weasley

12. George Weasley

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Dumbledore/Fred? I'm glad to say I haven't.

What would you say if twelve got eight pregnant

George getting Tonks pregnant? WTF!!!!

Would two and six make a good couple

Luna and Dumbledore. Slight age difference, but what the hell!

five/nine or five/ten

Ron/Lily or Ron/Cho? I think the two gingers would work better together. But Lily/James is much cuter!

Who would you choose to take with you to hogwarts: three or nine

Hermione or Lily? Probably Hermione. But it's a hard choice.

does anyone you know draw eleven?

No. Although my friends are off their rockers, I don't think they're that crazy. Then again, I'm not sure...

do any of your friends write seven/eight/six?

I hope not.

what might four scream in a moment of fear?

OH MY VOLDEMORT!

if you wrote a song fic about eight, what would it be?

Survivor

what would you think if five was a good friend of your sibling?

Ron? he'd be my friend

write a short summary about a one/two fanfic

Ginny and Luna have to defeat a wizard darker than Voldemort.

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Luna

What would you say on a date with twelve

Bring your brother next time!

List your 12 favourite Glee characters below

1. Jeff

2. Nick

3. Blaine

4. Brittany

5. Kurt

6. Santana

7. Mercedes

8. Tina

9. Artie

10. Marley

11. Wes

12. Sebastian

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Santana/Wes? Indeed I have. It was a very good fic called 'Stuck With You'

What would you say if twelve got eight pregnant

Sebastian got Tina pregnant? This is weird...

Would two and six make a good couple

Santana/Nick? Can't see it happening, but it would be pretty cute.

five/nine or five/ten

Kurt/Artie or Kurt/Marley? I would go with Kurt/Artie; but that will never happen as long as Klaine is still around for me to fangirl over.

Who would you choose to take with you to hogwarts: three or nine

Blaine or Artie? Artie would probably be best at helping with homework...

does anyone you know draw eleven?

Wes? I sincerely hope not.

do any of your friends write seven/eight/six?

Mercedes/Tina/Santana. If they do, lets just say that we are no longer on speaking terms.

what might four scream in a moment of fear?

Lord Tubbington's messing with my head again, isn't he?

if you wrote a song fic about eight, what would it be?

Stutter from AVPS

what would you think if five was a good friend of your sibling?

I would try and make friends with him. After all, I could really use the fashion advice.

write a short summary about a one/two fanfic

Niff are trying to prank Klaine and it all goes a bit wrong...

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Nick. As much as I love Chang-Chang and Wevid; I simply cannot let Niff separate.

What would you say on a date with twelve

Why are you on a date with me? I thought you were gay.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4, word 3.

Noise

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Pile of folders

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Cars

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

2 hours ago. Coming back from a science festival.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction

What are you wearing?

Why are you asking?

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Blue paint

Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. My German teacher driving a red van and listening to heavy metal.

What do you think of this quiz?

time killer

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

all fandom merchandise

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Luna

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

may have to search awhile for a living thing...

Turn on T.V. What show is on

world's most annoying advert

Type your name with your elbow

DEklpohinh4444rswssc

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Sherlock poster

1: Do you like AVPM or AVPS better? AVPM.
2: Favourite character? Draco, Voldemort, Ginny
3: Least favorite character? I don't really have one (they're all too good!)
4: Favorite line from AVPM. WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE!?
5: Favorite line from AVPS. OMIGOD night troll!
6: Favorite pairing? Harry/Ginny or Cedric/Cho
7: Who is your favorite member of Starkid? The decision is too hard. I should not be forced to choose.
8: Pigfarts or Hogwarts? PIGFARTS!
9: What is a true Hufflepuff anyways? I don't think we'll ever FIND out what the answer is...
10: Boss Zefron poster or Taylor Lautner poster? I don't like either, but probably Zefron
11: Favorite song from AVPM? 'Voldemort is going down.'
12: Favorite song from AVPS? 'No way'
13: Do you like Red Vines? I've never tried them, but if they kill Pettigrew, then HELL YEAH!
14: Scarf of Sexual Preference or the Sorting Hat? Scarfy all the way
15: Favorite Harry moment? "And i will never throw out all of the shit that you gave me"
16: Which of Ron’s snacks is your favorite? massive bar of comfort chocolate
17: Do you want Hermione (Herman) to be with Draco or Ron? Ron wins hands down
18: Least favorite song from AVPM. Probably 'Cho Chang'
19: Least favorite song from AVPS. probably 'Gettin' along'
20: Favorite scene from AVPM. Act 1, Scene 2
21: Favorite scene from AVPS. Act 2, Scene 1
22: Anything from the musicals. "For the smartest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. 10 points to Dumbledore."
23: What’s your favorite thing about the musicals? The way that they manage to disrepect something in such a hilarious way while still keeping it respectful
24: Best dance number? 'To dance again'
25: Do you prefer Quirrelmort or Dumbridge? Quirrelmort
26: Did you get Umbridge’s text? All 900 of them, she's been clogging my inbox for to long!
27: Have you seen anything else by Team Starkid? LWL, MAMD, Starship, HMB, AVPSY, Twisted
28: Do you think they should make a threequel? They just did!
29: Least favorite thing about the musicals? I honestly don't have one.
30: Have the musicals changed the way you look at Harry Potter? It's changed my whole world view. Once you've seen the Dark Lord in tap shoes and Draco Malfoy rolling around on the floor, you never go back...

Put your ipod/mp3 player/ect. on shuffle and answer each question with the song that comes up

My Life Movie

Opening: Little lion man - Mumford & Sons

Birth: Casualty of love - Jessie J

First Day of School: Gamgnam style - Psy

First Best Friend: Fight for this love - Cheryl Cole

First Boyfriend: Hot - Inna

First Date: Don't you remember - Adele

First Breakup: She Wolf - Shakira

Sweet 16: Price Tag - Jessie J

College Years: Nobody's perfect - Jessie J

Wedding: Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap

First Child: Te amo - Rihanna

First Day at Work: The day I died - Just Jack

First Grandkid: Whatcha say - Jason Derulo

Death: Look for me - Chipmunk

Funeral: Safe and sound - Taylor Swift

Credits: Jar of hearts - Christina Perri

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy ,BunnyBabe10236, Dolphin4444wssc

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here

The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK ,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

Someone out there either has too much

spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

Believe it or not, these have all really been on actual products!

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

Girl Comebacks!

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Friend v/s Best friends

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you. BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better. BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying. BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house. BEST FRIENDS: already have the eggs and Toilet Paper

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall. BESTFRIENDS: keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: help you find your prince. BESTFRIENDS: kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: offer you a soda. BESTFRIENDS: dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: help you move. BESTFIRENDS: help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: tell you she knows how you feel. BESTFRIENDS: just sit down and cry.

FRIENDS: tell you that you’re a great singer even if you're terrible. BESTFRIENDS: tell you that you suck.

GODLY PARENT QUIZ!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobia

2/9

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride aboat than a plane. You are acrophobic.

9/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.

0/10

DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. (I draw worse than a poop) You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoë Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

3/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

4/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on make-up. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. (I have had plenty! I actually had a bad hair day today!) Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (I like making funny faces to cheer myself up!)

0/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends. You’re a prankster (I'd like to say that i am, but I'm not). You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a goodies. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

I'm a daughter of Poseidon! Woo!!! B-)

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet aren't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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"The world isn't split into good people and death eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act upon. That's who we really are." Sirius Black

"The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the mousetrap."

"You don't have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than the slowest person running from the bear."

"Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is."

"Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional."

"Friends are welcome. Family... by appointment only."

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