TorstenderMilch
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Joined 06-25-12, id: 4085031, Profile Updated: 03-12-13
Author has written 6 stories for My Little Pony.

hey everypony! i'm torsendermilch, author, musician, pony sketch artist, minecraft junkee, brony, and a little bit more. i have only been writing since march of 2012, but my beta reader thinks i'm good (and funny). and that's what i'm going for! I just wanna make everyone smile a little bit every day (i know, i sound like pinkie pie, but it's true).

Age: 15

Gender: male

Country: USA

Nationality (yes, to some people here, it's important!): German, English, Norwegian, Irish, Scottish, French, basically, i'm a northern-European mutt

Religion: i will not say

Languages known: English, German (at least i'm taking the class), very little Spanish, latin/greek roots, after that I just google translate everything

List of OC's (not all are ponies): Hand Grenade, Lemon Blossom, Crystal Meth, Loud Mouth, Kunai, Butterscotch, Sharp Shot, Bowstring, Messerschmidt, Stark Licht, Demonius, Lighthoof, Prancer, and many more to come! I'm going crazy with OC power!

I am more than happy to let you use my oc's, but please be aware: before you ask, make sure what species they are! some of them aren't ponies, griffins, dragons, or anything seen on the show (or not)! just to warn you.

I have been working on at least 4 fanfics at once, and i have ideas for at least 4 more, so i won't update very often.

Torsten der Milch

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The Defenders of Equestria: The Beginning reviews
When a young pyromaniac's experiment goes horribly wrong, releasing Celestia and Luna's evil brother, it will be up to him, some friends of his, some random ponies, and the mane 6 to fix it. rated T for violence, swearing, and frequent drug references. a word of warning: i write in a dialect; what you see is how you pronounce it. say dialogues out loud to get them. please R&R.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012
You Can't Always Get What You Want
A certain yellow lemon-based OC pony has a very, VERY bad day.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
Hand Grenade and the Onion reviews
If you've read my first fanfiction, The Defenders of Equestria: The Beginning, then you will have read in the first chapter about a little incident regarding Hand Grenade and an onion. This is that story. If you haven't read my story, this'll still be funny. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Complete
Hearth's Warming Eve: The Next Year reviews
You all know how the Hearth's Warming Eve went last year. But what do you think will happen when three of the Mane 6 are incapacitated somehow, just before the pageant. And they have to be replaced by three of my OC's. This'll be fun. No crazy accents in this story. Please R&R.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012
Crystal Meth Goes to Arcata
You all know my OC, Crystal Meth. Well, what would happen if she fell asleep in a ditch and woke up in Humboldt County? Pony on Earth. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 856 - Published: 9/5/2012
CSI: Ponyville
The Ponyville Police Force is low on detectives. So, Hand Grenade decides to join the police service as one. This will be quite fun! Especially when the peaceful town is harboring something it would not like to: a murderer. Rated T for my usual: violence, blood, drugs, etc. Please R&R.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012
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