First Name: Hazardous. But you can call me haz, if you like.

Last Name: Daydreams. Try living with THAT as your last name.

Age: Still young enough to be classed as the younger generation, but too old for climbing trees. Not that it stops me climbing them, anyway.

Occupation: Being a full time twat, part time interpretive dance translator, for the dancing impaired and occasional superhero, if the need arises.

Eye Colour: I don't own a mirror, I'm allergic, and have 'people problems', so they refuse to tell me. I'm going to guess orange?

Hair Colour: Brown, mostly, unless it's tuesday, or Easter sunday.

I have seven toes, spread evenly between each foot, an aversion to fish and a minor obsession with my toes.

Is that enough to be getting on with?