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Author has written 1 story for Star Wars, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. Age: 2,000 Race: Next-Generation "I think outside the box. That's why I poop next to the toilet!" My cousin If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile, A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile. If you only break for falling Jedi Masters, I congratulate you. Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today! Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Do they provide more lift or something? Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck. A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. My Favorite Keep Calms: I'm a fangirl- I don't do "calm" Keep Calm and Love Joey Graceffa The Avengers Version of "Keep Calm": Keep Calm and Throw Your Shield Keep Calm and Suit Up Keep Calm and Shoot Arrows Keep Calm and Hulk Smash Keep Calm and KNEEL!!!! Keep Calm You Mewling Quim Keep Calm Reindeer Games Keep Calm and Do Shakespeare in the Park Keep Calm and Eat Poptarts Keep Calm Capsicle Keep Calm or Hulk Out Keep Calm It's the Bald Pirate (Sorry Fury!) Keep Calm I Have Red in my Ledger Keep Calm Love is for Children Keep Calm Because Steve and Thor Just Broke the Microwave Keep Calm because They Broke the TV too Keep Calm Because They Also Broke Tony's Phone and Jarvis Keep Calm Because Tony is Planning Revenge Keep Calm Because Tony made Pepper Angry Keep Calm Because There's a War In the Avengers Tower Keep Calm Because Clint Joined The War Keep Calm Because When Clint Joins Natasha Joins Keep Calm Because Bruce Just Hulked Out Keep Calm Because Everybody Ran Away Now May the Keep Calms Continue!!! 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butts off. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that pathetic rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. well DUH!! If you have ever sang loudly to yourself, then realized somebody you didn't like heard you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed at something that wasn't even funny copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity Come to the dark side, WE HAVE LOKI. |
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In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
National Day Of by clair beaubien reviews
Dean's bored and he found a list of "National Day of..." website. Set vaguely S9 and beyond, just because.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 35,319 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Remember that time by MysticFantasy reviews
Stuck inside on a rainy day, the Avengers remember hilarious moments during missions and their time together as a team. [Accepting requests]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 67,474 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 4/14/2013
Chocolate Furniture by Melting Angels reviews
Based on this prompts: Gen, Humor: Loki, spells, and CHOCOLATE: For reasons known only to him, Loki has turned all the furniture in Avengers Tower into chocolate. Just a little fun! Crack fic!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
Real Life Video Games by Melting Angels reviews
One-shot rewards for the reviewers of Avengers and Videogames. The Avengers play real life video games! (Story better than Summary) [Complete, sequel in the works]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Avengers and Pranks by Melting Angels reviews
Kinda self-explanatory. Loki moves in with the Avengers, and takes it upon himself to prank them all. Chaos ensues! (Story better than summary!) Rated T for language. [Complete, sequel in the works]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,095 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
Avengers and Videogames by Melting Angels reviews
What do the Avengers do in their spare time? Play videogames of course! Read through as they try a selection of games. Chaos ensues! (Story better than summary) [Complete, additional story in the works]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,278 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Gametime with Loki by Melting Angels reviews
Whilst everyone is asleep, Loki embarks on an epic adventure. Join him as he conquers the thrilling world of 1-player Videogames! How will he fare? (Story better than summary. Rated T for language and games featured)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Rise of Arcane by Angeldoctor reviews
Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry/harem. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 208,561 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
That Happens Sometimes by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
The Cradle Will Fall by DarthObsydian reviews
AU in which Plagueis was the one who created Anakin. With Plagueis governing from the shadows, Anakin is trained in the dark side by Darth Sidious, until the boy reaches nine years of age, believing all the while that Palpatine is his biological father.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis, Shmi S.
Five Times Natasha Throws Up On One Of Her Teammates by AllThatGlistens reviews
And one time she doesn't. ClintxNat whether or not you squint, but everyone shows up. Last chapter now in a recognizable human language. Many thanks to people that told me something was wrong.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In My Head by Rexness613 reviews
What if it was all real... but in one of the charcters heads? Join Anikan in the Confederate Mental Hospital and see what happens when you mess with a Jedi's mental stabilitiy. Rating may change. Chap.6: "Thank you… for your consideration."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Anakin S.
Tony Stark's Tower of Terror by Alitote reviews
Halloween is one of the best times of the year to get mixed up in something supernatural... or do something that'll scare the crap out of all you'r friends and piss Fury the hell off... Either way, BEST HOLIDAY EVAH!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
On a Pale Broomstick by Hamm On Wry reviews
Following his fifth year and Sirius’ death, the abuse at the Dursley’s ratchets up until Harry is no longer able to bear the burden and decides to end it all. As usual, the Potter factor makes for a grand screw-up. HP/LL Xover Incarnations of Immortality
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P.
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
Avengers High School by Spades And Swords reviews
Thor and Loki arrive to a new school where they meet their new and rather peculiar classmates,friends and teachers. And of course, the school's bullies. At the same time,a dangerous and forgotten family secret threatens to resurface.Will the Odinson brothers be able to deal with all these hardships? ClintxNatasha,ThorxJane,TonnyxPepper.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,021 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Thor, Loki
The Avengers Meet Hogwarts by HonoraryAvenger reviews
What would happen if the Avengers all met in classes at Hogwarts? This is a story about the lives of each member of the team as they grow up as students at Hogwarts. It will be years 1-7. Canon ships. Clear summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,200 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 8,207 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Loki and The Avengers by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"You're all the world's greatest heroes, yet you were all too embarrassed to admit you played instruments," Fury sighed, shaking his head. "Huh," Tony said thoughtfully. "A band isn't a bad idea actually." The Avengers all nodded. "But who's going to sing?" Bruce pointed out. Everyone glanced around nervously. "My brother sings," Thor said after a pause. "LOKI SINGS?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Arc Tremors by MountainRose reviews
Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 129,470 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Mini Avengers, Mini Shield members and Mini demi-gods by awesomekid34 reviews
Clint is the only adult to take care of the "kids". The Avengers, Nick Fury, Agent.Hill, Pepper, Thor and Loki are turned into children. Will Clint handle it?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Holocron of Darth Tyranus by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
100 Situations in which the esteemed Jedi Master, regal Count of Serenno, and devious Sith Lord, Count Dooku has found himself in throughout his eighty-three years of life, with guest appearances of Qui-Gon Jinn, Jocasta Nu, Obi-wan Kenobi, Darth Sidious, Anakin Skywalker, and many more!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K.
Thermometers and Head Trauma by Vienna Warren reviews
Dean gets a cold while on a hunt for a ghoul which then develops into bronchitis. He tries to hide this from both Sam and Cas, to no avail. Reviews and suggestions are much appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Guide to the Avengers Rules by electracait reviews
A bunch of drabbles of things the Avengers are not allowed to do and why! Rated T for cursing and some references. Enjoy! Chapter 1 now fixed
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
We're not exactly Mary Poppins by BitchPleaseIamaunicorn reviews
The avengers act hard as steel but when a girl comes into their care, they show a softer side to the steel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,267 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Things About Tony Stark that No One Really Knows by Crashing Star reviews
Some are because he's worked to keep it a secret. Some are because no one's ever bothered to see. Either way, they're all things that won't be unknown for much longer. Story 8: Tony doesn't like to be handed things. OR, Tony teaches his pets to fetch.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Candy by natashawitch reviews
The Fall from Heaven changed everything. The supernatural no longer hidden. Angels roaming the planet. Sam and Dean's immediate concerns were on a smaller scale. What do you do with the former King of Hell? Where is Castiel?... Destiel/Mute!Human!Cas/Angst!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,122 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Dimension Hopping, World Saving, and Other Adventures by reyriot reviews
It was a perfectly ordinary day for Bruce Banner until a guy appeared from nowhere, fell off a cliff, and died. Except he didn't STAY dead. And so began the adventures of Harry Potter and Bruce Banner. Harry Potter/Bruce Banner epic friendship for the ages, no slash, Master of Death!Harry, starts out pre-Avengers, but we'll get there. Title may be and probably should be changed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
For Such a Time as This by Magier74 reviews
The Jedi Order was disbanded as part of the Rusaan Reformation and both Jedi and Sith have been extinct for 1000 years - or have they? Extreme prequels AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,211 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Cayenne Peppers and Vanilla by Circe King reviews
After Sophie is badly wounded, Billy, now a close friend, volunteers to nurse her back to health. Based ten-plus years after the last book, Sophie is now an immortal. Some fluff, rated T for sexual themes. SophieXBilly
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sophie N., Billy The kid
Next Generation: Avengers by imaninja41 reviews
Fury doesn't even know how they wound up with all these kids! From terrorists, Asguard, and even the circus! Six kids from 9 to 17, different as can be, what does he do with them? Passes them off as the Avenger's Sidekicks. What could possible go wrong?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,862 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Nick F., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Leaving the Boys for Themselves by Princess Skye Jewel reviews
Pepper, Natasha and Jane leave the other Avengers in the tower for their own enjoyment. But things go horrible when the kitchen matters start. But then again, they might see the whole tower upside-down.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Cold and Dark by ejrussell93 reviews
What do you think would happen if Jack had said yes to Pitch?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
New World Avengers by Leorocks5 reviews
America is undiscovered by the Europeans, until the 23 century. When they do, all heck breaks loose. Who will win, the chemically altered Native Americans, or the technologically advanced Europeans? This is the Avengers... in a whole new setting. Read to find out what happens! R&R.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jar Jar B. - Complete
Mutant by Liliththestormgoddess reviews
It's been three months since the Avengers last saw one another after saving the world from the Chitauri. Now, they're called in to deal with a mad scientist who is obsessed with rabid mutants. It seems like a simple operation, but it's only later when they realize something horrible has happened to Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Very Lonely Day by inactivatedaccount reviews
In which Thor completely forgets his little brother's birthday, and returns to the palace to find that Loki has spent the day crying in his bedroom. Pre-Thor. Contains mentions self-harm and a potentially lethal amount of angst and brotherly fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Avengers Assemble (NOT)! by Spades And Swords reviews
Drabbles. When they aren't saving the world, the Avengers have to deal with the problems in their own lives. Some are ridiculous, while others...are even more ridiculous.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
Baby Bird by ANormalTiger reviews
While on a mission, Clint is attacked with a chemical weapon that has rather interesting effects. With Natasha preparing to leave on another mission and Phil overwhelmed with paperwork, the Avengers are left to deal with a child-sized version of their friend. Tony/Pepper & Bruce/Clint
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Rules To Working At Stark Tower! by CrystalClear98 reviews
Cassandra works for Tony Stark which means she works with The Avengers, this is her guide to working at Stark Tower! First funny fic please tell me what you think of it! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013
Daddy Issues by thegreenngoldavenger reviews
Stark and Loki argue about who had the worst childhood.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Adventures in Orthomyxoviridae (Or: Vaccines are A Good Idea) by nsane1 reviews
In which the Avengers practice sharing and Fury does not approve.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Meeting Immortals by everydaytimelord reviews
They might have received their positions differently, but essentially they are the same; to protect and watch over the world and its children. A Rise of the Guardians and Incarnations of Immortality crossover depicting how each Guardian met an Incarnation and how they will all play a special role in the world together.
Crossover - Incarnations of Immortality & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013
Everyone's Battle by SkeletalValkyrie reviews
Crossover between Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Skulduggery Pleasant, Incarnations of Immortality. I know that IofI isn't really popular, but I'll explain everything in the story. Summary also inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011
With Friends Like These by inactivatedaccount reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Flying Clint! by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
...Or 5 times Clint tried to fly, and 1 time he did. Crack fic! No slash or Romance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
The Last Guardian by PainInTheAsguardian reviews
After his defeat by the five Guardians, Pitch wonders what will become of him. The turmoil caused by the shifting balance of light and dark has given rise to a new force, one that controls both the cold and the darkness. One that would just love to have the power of the Nightmare King and spirit of Winter on its side. Or else. Part 1 of Snowflakes and Shadows
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Guardians of Childhood series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost, North, Mother Nature - Complete
While you slept by MysticFantasy reviews
Five times the team visited Steve while he was in a coma.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,173 - Follows: 6,978 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ahsoka Tano Care and Handling Manual by Rexness613 reviews
We at Lucas Films inc. work to make sure you have good quality products. If you need any help our Ahsoka Tano services department is available 24/7!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
Star Wars : The Alternate Saga - Episode I - The Lost Hope by kealmcking reviews
A star wars story that isn't canon at all, because it takes place in a what-if universe where Anakin defeated Obi-Wan in the final duel of Revenge of The Sith, showing how different the story would have gone. Planned to be part of a trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader
If You Give Loki a Headcanon by inactivatedaccount reviews
...Then he'll write his own fanfiction. One-shot, bit of a crack fic: In a burst of rage, Loki writes a scathing story about the Avengers, which leads to a little introspection and a lot of fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Tax Paying for Dummies by Mr. BramStoker
Cyclops, Jean, and Colossus agree to take on their hardest challenge...Paying the taxes. It's gonna be a LONG night...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Cyclops, Jean G.
The Warlock and the Cowboy by Proud to be Plug reviews
It's just two guys hanging out - two immortal magical and accident-prone guys - what could possibly go wrong? Set at an unspecified point after The Enchantress.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Nicollo M., Billy The kid - Complete
Call 1-300 Anakin! by CC-645 reviews
[SPECIAL EDITION CHAPTER] A short story poking fun at Australian TV ads, tradesmen, phone relays, and Anakin's unique talents. Warning: Partially serious - not all humour. Sort of a backstory/tie-in for "Get Your Facts Straight". And of course, it's an AU. Written as a compensation for the Great Update Drought.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Anakin S. - Complete
Haunted Haunts by CC-645 reviews
This story is quite old, maybe I put it up out of season, but how cares! In this one-shot, Anakin, Darra, Tru and Ferus crack jokes, have an incounter with the otherworldly, and save the Galaxy, as all good Jedi must.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Ferus O. - Complete
The Padawan and the Octopus by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi (YO) fic. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan have to suffer through a very long trip on a public transport.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Freaks and Miracles by lionesseyes13 reviews
A humorous vignette describing Anakin's realization, while studying biology, that it is unnatural for members of humanoid species not to have a father and how Obi-Wan reassures him that he is not a freak. Very short, but brevity is the soul of wit.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Prophet Out of Time by CursedMoonChild reviews
The appocalipse hits and a family is forced into space so they all apck up and go into their specal cryogenic rocket shiip. when Sydney, the main character, wakes she is startled to find that the characters of her favorite movies have come to life and as she stirs she is qustioned by anakin and obi-wan kenobi. as she blacks out her life will forever change in the chapters to come.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013
Mace Windu's alternate self by Skyrimfan reviews
After being sent back by the Force, Anakin finds himself in his nine year old body. The first thing he did was to gain Mace Windu's trust little did he know that Mace was actually a little bit different from his usual serious self.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu
Avengers Nerf Battle by thegreenngoldavenger reviews
What happens when the heros encounter a strange new weapon.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
Unorthodox Training by LadySaxophone reviews
Emperor Palpatine takes over at an earlier time. Now, there's a Senator who's really more of a double agent, a confused young teenager trying decide between light and dark, and a grieved General trying to lead a much larger Rebellion. -Rating may change-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Anakin's Baby Book by pronker reviews
Obi-Wan learns to cherish the moment, finally.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Of Chancellors and Gungans by His Majesty the Emperor reviews
Chancellor Palpatine's thoughts on everyone's "favorite" Gungan, Jar Jar Binks. Set during the last year of the Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - E. Palpatine, Jar Jar B. - Complete
Two week bet by MysticFantasy reviews
Steve says that Tony won't last two weeks without technology. Tony says he can and makes it a bet. Only he'll have to keep it in an unlikely place.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Study in Autism by nsane1 reviews
In which Tony Stark's daughter is not a genius.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Jabiim: The Aftermath by obik16 reviews
After the Battle of Jabiim, Obi-Wan is declared dead-but Anakin has other thoughts. He's sure his Master is alive, and maybe not for long. Will Anakin rescue him in time? Or will he be too late?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
April Fools Day by thegreenngoldavenger reviews
What DOES the God of Mischief do on April Fools Day?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Holly and the Ivy by Captain Fracas reviews
General Veers is the last person anyone would expect to walk down the halls humming Christmas carols, and Admiral Piett is adequately shocked. As the General's sudden cheer begins to spread through the Executor, what will the admiral (and the resident Sith Lord) do? Set between Episodes V and VI, slightly AU - I've let Veers both live and keep his legs after Hoth. Also, Christmas.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - F. Piett, General Veers - Complete
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Fitness test by MysticFantasy reviews
The Avengers are pulled into a fitness exam.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
No More Beer Money by summerlinde reviews
Wolverine goes shoe shopping. Post Last Stand.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Bedtime Story (Guarding the Angel) by DarthObsydian reviews
Mara Jade is unable to find peace after she is taken by the Emperor, Palpatine tells her a story to ease her mind. "One day, much to the surprise and fear of the angel's evil parents, her guardian arrived. He was an imposing figure, dressed from head to toe in black, as to blend in with the shadows that would keep the angel safe from harm. He would teach her to love the darkness."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - E. Palpatine, Mara Jade - Complete
The Tropics of Capicorn! by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
While explaining the tropics of Capricorn to Steve, Tony Stark comes up with the perfect nickname for the super soldier. And he plays a prank. Needless to say, our favorite capsicle is not pleased. Especially about the unicorns. No slash or romance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Ramblings by Lady Neeva reviews
Letters fro and to Coruscant and Naboo, via the sisters Naberrie, Sola and Padmé. Their disscussions involve disastrous hairstyles, cake, and mostly, life's mischiefs.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Padmé Amidala, Sola Naberrie
Peanuts and Bolts by nsane1 reviews
In which Natasha and Tony find they share something more than a love of Dancing With the Stars.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Conversations by SkeletalValkyrie reviews
What happens if, for some reason, the characters of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus end up sharing a body? This was out of pure randomness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010
Bugged by MysticFantasy reviews
The men want to know what the women talk about when they're not around. The women know the men are listening and decide to give them something to listen to.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
SmartCom by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi fic. Obi-Wan and the newest technology collide.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
McBurney's Point by nsane1 reviews
In which an insignificant body part is temporarily Natasha's undoing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Ringtone by BlackNymph reviews
It occurred to exactly no one that Thor didn't know how to work a cell phone. Have some brothers-related feels.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Chug by MysticFantasy reviews
Steve and Thor are forced into a drinking experiment.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
It's the End of the World As We Know It by Cedargirl reviews
"It's the end..." The last thing Billy remembered was a bright light, and Black Hawk's head snapping around, before his own head hit the window, and it all went black...of the world as we know it. The report said they both died. The report lied.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Billy The kid, Black Hawk
Palpatine's Dentures by x Ugly Duckling x reviews
Humorous AU. The Skywalkers get a little more than they bargained for when "Great Uncle" Palpatine comes to visit for a week. Mishaps with the retired Sith lord's dentures aren't the half of it. Luke and Leia have plenty of shenanigans in store for their guest!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Shall We Dance? by AverageSinfster reviews
Niten wants to learn how to ballroom dance since he never learned how. Aoife offers him lessons. Will he accept the offer or not?
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Aoife, Niten - Complete
The Wedding of the Century by thefrostedrose reviews
Post-Enchantress - Aoife and Niten's wedding: In which Scatty, Palamedes, and Shakespeare get sloshed, Joan admires everything - much to St. Germain's chagrin, Billy teaches Machiavelli how to dance, and Virginia and Marethyu play the Sergeants of sarcasm. ::Humor/Romance/Friendship::
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
Migraines by nsane1 reviews
In which Natasha learns that weakness may be tolerated.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hulk Riding by DarkestSight reviews
Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Incarnation of Death by GinnyMyLove reviews
AU Harry is ready to end himself after losing everything; and take Tom with him. The death curse on his lips when a cloaked figure with white mask shows up, and is quickly dispatched. This was no death eater, this was Death Himself. Guess who gets the job? Incarnations of Immortality crossover, no knowledge of the source material needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Tis But a Scratch! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody. On Mustafar, Obi-Wan thought the fight was all over when he chopped off Anakin's limbs. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, the Black Knight of the Sith always triumphs, and frankly he thinks Obi-Wan's a pansy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 329 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Wingman by LadySaxophone reviews
If Jedi were allowed romantic attachments, what sort of advice would Obi Wan give his apprentice during that mission to protect a certain comely Senator? -oneshot-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Movie Night by LadySaxophone reviews
What sort of holo-movie would a Force-ghost recommend? -Challenge by t-rex989-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Luke S.
Fullmetal Tavern by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Edward Elric Buys Life Insurance by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Flaming Bamboo by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story! Archives Mari threatens Obi-Wan, and nonsense ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Losing It by CC-645 reviews
[DISCONTINUED] There is no place for serenity here. Nor is there a place for reason. Here there is a place for temper, for anger, for aggression. Here our protagonists let it go voluntarily – or they lose it entirely. Here we see what happens when you bend them too far...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012
Writer's Block by ruth baulding reviews
A true confession, for the Feast of All Fools. Featuring a cheap literary device, Obi Wan in a towel, and lots of coffee.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Ten Point Guide by LadySaxophone reviews
Anakin vs his twins. Obi Wan and Padme place bets!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K.
The Dentist by AvidAkiraReader reviews
He's the Alchemyst, soon-to-be mentor to the Twins. And he's brought down by a single, probable trip to the Dentist.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Nicholas F., Perenelle D. F. - Complete
Tent People by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan wants to know what it's like to live in a tent in the Jedi Gardens.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
A Day of Peace by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi story. Qui-Gon gets a gift from Obi-Wan for Winter Festival.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
His Fault by mtfrosty reviews
Anakin and Obi-wan in yet another of their infamous "situations". Hope you get a laugh out of it. :
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Breather by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan questions Qui-Gon about Breathers and family.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Anikan Skywalker Care and Handling Manual by Rexness613 reviews
We at Lucas Films inc. work to make sure you have good quality products. If you need any help our Anikan Skywalker department is available 24/7!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Anakin S. - Complete
The Obiwan Kenobi Care and Handling Manual by Rexness613 reviews
We at Lucas Films inc. work to make sure you have good quality products. If you need any help our Obi-wan Kenobi services department is available 24/7!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Stay With You by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Qui-Gon needs to leave for a solo mission, but first he has to find someone to look after Obi-Wan while he's gone.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
A New Era by Andrithir reviews
Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is called by the Force to leave the Netherworlds and enter the Justice League Universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Obi-Wan K.
Mortis: The Saga Begins by sachariah reviews
With funds in short supply, the Jedi are forced to resort to more inventive methods of obtaining income. Answering the call of duty, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano, set out to do what no Jedi has ever done before. "Humorish", One-shot
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
When Evil Immortals Enter the Club by The Fictionist Aura reviews
Machiavelli and Dee walked into the American night club with identical looks of horror. "Are you sure this is where –" The Italian glared at the shorter man. "Yes! For the last time, yes." Humor - warning - suggestive. One shot.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Nicollo M. - Complete
Cell block Immortals by cassiel flamel reviews
truth be told I don't even know how we got here!
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011
A Qui Walks into a Bar by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Qui-Gon tries to escape the world of his yappy apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Eyes of Darkness by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan has a futuristic nightmare.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Ticket to Ride by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan travel to negotiations on a public transport.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Damn by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan has discovered a new favorite word and has some things to say about the ruler of the planet he and Qui-Gon are on.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Eyes Don't Lie by mtfrosty reviews
Anakin's POV on his master's color-changing eyes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Six Lessons by mtfrosty reviews
Six lessons that Obi-wan tried to teach Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ways to Get out of Doing Paperwork by NoMangaOrAnimeEqualsDead reviews
10 methods of escaping (or at the very least attempts).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Real World by Fat Puppy reviews
A Yappy Obi story. Qui-Gon has a reputation to maintain, right? That's where Obi-Wan steps in to show him the truth.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Push by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon get stuck in a crowd.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Marvels of the Force by Clownwithachainsaw reviews
Darth Sidious has drawn the most powerful Marvel heroes and villains into the Star Wars dimension, to drain them of their unique force. Who will turn to the dark side? Who will triumph in the following war?
Crossover - Star Wars & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Girl Like That by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi story. Obi-Wan becomes infatuated with a lady Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Death's Shade by Susan Zell reviews
Complete - A devious plot by the enemy is initiated that could wipe out the Jedi without firing a weapon, leaving Obi-wan Kenobi fighting for his last breath as Anakin races to save him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,991 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
You Don't Mess With Yoda's Cookies by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura discover the hard way how far Yoda goes for his favorite confection.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Yoda - Complete
Ventress EscapesFor Half A Minute by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
Though captured, Ventress makes a desperate jump for freedom!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
Why Gymnastics comes in Handy by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
Ventress is on the loose!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
Man After Midnight by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
After springing everyone's favorite Dark Acolyte from the slammer,the girls treat themselves to a night out.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress
Food, Glorious Food by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
Please excuse the Oliver Twist analogy... A brief snapshot in the Cafeteria
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
Ventress and the Tauntauns by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
Ventress drew the short-straw on Hoth
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K.
Chess, the Gentleman's Game by Scriptor Sapiens reviews
Asajj Ventress challenges Obi-Wan Kenobi to a game.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Are We There Yet? by Fat Puppy reviews
A good ole fashioned Yappy Obi story for all his dedicated fans. Obi-Wan pesters Qui-Gon on their way to begin a mission. As usual, consider Obi-Wan about 13 years old in this story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Force's Tempest by Elenothar reviews
Events on Mustafar happen a bit differently and change the course of galactic history. RotS AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,176 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Art of Evasion by Elenothar reviews
Once again Obi-Wan manages to run into trouble...though the reason is unusual, even for him. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Dead and the Dying humor by Valairy Scot reviews
Obi-Wan is left to tend hearth and home in Qui-Gon's absence with near tragic consequences. The young padawan also finds out just where he stands in relation to Qui-Gon's notorious "strays."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Stranded by Quigonjecca reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi and his fifteen year old padawan, Anakin Skywalker are trapped in space in the same ship for eight months. Chaos insues
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Pranks by Smenzer reviews
Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,016 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Desert Chatter by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan tag along with their friend Master Bren, to Tatooine, where the adventures of yappy and mush- starved Obi, continue.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
ObiWan and Anakin vs The Microwave by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Inspired by my own experiences with a microwave and my younger brother this is a humor fic that just randomly takes place sometime in a galaxy far far away. I don't own anything.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Frozen by Dali2theLlamasquared reviews
A frozen day on a frozen planet with two frozen generals in the Clone Wars. Slight AU. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Let It Snow by Christina B reviews
Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker find themselves stranded on Hoth with some hilarious results.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Padawan Problems by meganichan04 reviews
Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi is infamously cool... until it comes to dealing with his precocious padawan! A bit of one shot Obi and Ani humor for your enjoyment. A little OOC freaking out by dearest Obi, but not too much.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Elves, Rangers and Shire Border Patrol by Nelarun reviews
A host of Rangers get rather annoyed at some Elf Lords. If Elrond wasn't so scary when he was angry, it could have almost been hilarious...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Bloodmarrow by Smenzer reviews
Set during Ep 4, Luke is attacked by an animal and ends up needing a bone marrow transplant due to a rare disease. Vader is the donor. ObiWan also has caught the disease! Can Vader save both of them?A response to the 'ER Challenge' on the Luke Vader Write
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
ObiWan's Ten Point Guide To Paradise by Seven is Me reviews
Obi's advice to help get you through the Afterlife. Learn to survive former Padawans, Masters, and even council members in ten easy steps. Qui, Ani, and even Yoda makes an appearance.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Stained by Seven is Me reviews
A nonsense piece of JA era fluff I wrote for my friend when she asked me how Jedi robes stayed so clean when they dropped on the floor. Not my best peice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Everything You Wanted by obaona reviews
A RotS AU. Anakin is now Emperor and has captured ObiWan. But things are never that simple ... [COMPLETED!]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
The Emperor's Robes by Princess-Arulmozhi reviews
While in the middle of a tunic-fit session, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn is called to a mission briefing by the Council.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Unorthodox Methods by Princess-Arulmozhi reviews
Masters Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi teach Padawan Anakin Skywalker the ways of the Force.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Winter Wonderland by ewan's girl reviews
It snowed for the first time in years on Courascant giving young Obi Wan Kenobi and his friends some winter fun. A fun story for Christmas!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Obi-Wan K.
A Healer's Record of QuiGon Jinn by LayrenandCharmisjess reviews
A Temple Healer looks over medical records of Qui-Gon Jinn. Prequel to A Healer's Record of Obi-Wan Kenobi by Neon Star.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Qui-Gon J.
Medical Adventures by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. An infection leads to a lengthy stay in the hospital for Obi-Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Complete
The Power Of The Darkside by Jedi-Johnson1 reviews
What if Obi-Wan Kenobi became Darth Vader? This fic answers that.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2002
Flying Lips of Doom by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. Qui-Gon goes on vacation alone and leaves Obi-Wan in the care of Bren and Brazo. Will either be able to handle the boy and his flying lips of doom?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2002
ObiWan Kenobi and the Big Bad Bug by CalaisKenobi reviews
Obi-Wan learns to overcome a phobia.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Complete
The REVENGE of ObiWan by CalaisKenobi reviews
Qui-Gon's penchant for pathetic life forms causes a bit of turmoil in the early years of the Master/Padawan relationship
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Complete
Poltergeist by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM, non-slash. Are the Jinn-Kenobi quarters haunted? (Obi is 13.)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Complete
I'm Dying by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. Obi's POV. Humous Obi-torture. He think's he's dying from a run of the mill illness.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2001 - Published: 4/25/2001 - Complete
Promise Made, Promise Kept by Fat Puppy reviews
Post-A New Hope. (TPM characters) Non-Slash. Obi-Wan joins the Force and a familiar face is there to greet him.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2000 - Complete
Of Wisdom Teeth and Obi-Wan by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. pre-TPM, Obi-Wans having his wisdom teeth pulled.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Complete
Issues reviews
Kenobi, Anakin, Darth Sidious, and others meet the Flamels, Scatty, Mac, and the twins, and others. Enchantress never happened
Crossover - Star Wars & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013