FallEN AShlO
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Joined 02-17-10, id: 2259162, Profile Updated: 05-23-11

HELLLLOOOOO!!!!!! My name is ashley (no last name) :)jk jk , i have one but none of you are getting it.

so i see you have found my site. WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I shall love you forever

i havent published an stories yet ,but i do make them but i kind of keep it *hush hush*

but maybe one day i will. DONT NO.

Well hope you like my page.

PEACE OUT MY HOMIE!! :)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No matter what my friends say, I actually do eat lunch)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.

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Hosting a romance? by Nikita-chan6 reviews
Rich people do some of the craziest things. My second fanfic and I'm not taking it too seriously, ON HIATUS I'm gonna rewrite this because I don't like it. So I'll leave it here while it's under it's massive rewrite.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
You never leave me alone by Swimming Nut reviews
You would think after saving the world Max would get a break. When the flock breaks apart and goes public, she will forever be running. When erasers start showing up again in the middle of Volterra, how will she handle them, while running from the Volturi.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Max, Aro
Scattered Rays by Soaring Dane reviews
Itex is gone. Renesmee is safe. But what happens when the Rides and the Cullens are faced with a new problem? What if the problem is each other? DELETED AND WILL POSSIBLY BE UPDATED SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Max, Bella
Imprints, Soul Mates, and Other Halves by findingmymuse reviews
4th & last in the Maxlight series. READ THEM FIRST! Without the School or the Volturi breathing down their necks, the group begin to settle down and enjoy life freely. But sometimes being with those they love is the thing that might cost them their lives
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,992 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride Twilight Series Crossover by DestinyRide reviews
What happens when the Cullens find Max and her Flock camping in the baseball field read to find out! :
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,533 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Sparkle, Soar, Shift by findingmymuse reviews
3rd in the Maxlight series. Read the other two first! The Flock, Nessie, and imprinted wolves are back at school and happy with their strange new lives. Even Iggy has adapted. But could a blast from the Flock's past ruin everything and endanger them all?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,161 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Run, Fly, Phase by findingmymuse reviews
Sequel to Maxlight. Fang can feel Max's brain attacks, an unwanted visitor threatens Jacob & Nessie's engagement, and what's this I hear of the Volturi? Unique storyline
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Emberwillow14 reviews
Max falls from the sky and needs serious medical help, so what does she do? Follow directions to Ouran High of course! What happenes when the flock needs help the most and must get it from the Hosts! Angel is 10 in this fic Angel/Mori full summary inside
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Angel, Mori/Takashi M.
Maxlight by findingmymuse reviews
3 years after MAX, 5 years after Breaking Dawn. The Flock meets the pack and imprints ensue, a certain vampire-hybrid thirsts for the birdies and things only get more interesting from there...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
If I Was A Rich Girl by kawaiisenshi33 reviews
Ouran Host Club Crossover. Max is flying solo now and is forced to attend Ouran so she can save the world. She is thrust into a society where looks actually matter. Adventures and comedy are on the way. 2nd book spoilers. Max is 16. Better than it sounds!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Max
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete