Here's my bio
Online Name: Lord Smash
Real Name: ????????????
Gender: Male
Age: ?? (under 18, but old enough to be on this site.)
Height: 5'6"
Weight: Don't know (Haven't weighed self in 2 years)
Likes: Nintendo, SSBM, Lord of the Rings, Democrats, Bowser, This girl I think is hot, money
Dislikes: PS2, Xbox, Republicans, school, anything school-related, Ness, Captain Falcon, Falco, the fact I don't have money, the stupid rules of Fanfiction. Net (No interactive, No fics for 3 days, No lists, etc.)

Joke of the amount of time until I remember to change it!:
"If a Republican and a Democrat are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? The Democrat. the Republican has to stop to ask for directions."