Hello there. (boy what a happy entrance *takes out flamethrower and burns the 'hello there'* that's better) Greetings minions...I am Squee...or at leats that's what my friends call me...Squee is a character in JTHM (if you don't know what that stands for you are an idiot..i mean..uh...just ask me?) Well I'm a fairly strange person so just ignore my idiocy like this next piece...*ish fondeling the keyboard* jfno u wiofue ijfi ognkj
;gJnkl heeklklfGF skeynrue egtreu kjt uig hfRTJREUTRET ETUJRETIURET Ok enough of de fondeling..I'm sorry keyboard...anyway..my imaginery friends name is BOB he is so sexeh! :P BOB: oh you are too much ME: back off you little engleflucker BOB: oh I belive I've been insulted *sees her take out katana* KIDS IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS...RUN! ME: stay for the violence *slashes Bob in half and stands in the puddle of his blood...lick her katana off and licks the blood off the gorund* YUMMY...join us next time...bye

Greetings again minions...BOB: hi SQUEE: Bob you idiot I never said you could speak beefore me. BOB: my apologies SQUEE: are you mocking me BOB: don't make me get NNY! SQUEE: *gulps and huggles the teddy bear shmee* BOB: poor little teddy weddy bear SQUEE: ok that was uncalled for BOB: omg run it's NNY! SQUEE: *wets self* aw shit! BOB: *laughs* SQUEE: *attacks bob and claws at his face* MEMO TO MORONS: I'M A GIRL AND I HAVE CLAWS...DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!!!!! :D toodles