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 The Eye Test RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Once you've found the B Find the 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Once you found the 1... Find the 6 9999999999999999999999999999999999 Once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!) MMMMMMMMMMMMM Once you've found the N... Find the Q... save the children My name is Sarah A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. NO CHEATING! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Alright, answer time! 1. You are completely in love with this person. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Things that get on my last nerve. 1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it? 5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new. 8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here? I don't think so. copy and paste this Girls 10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt. 9. Picture yourself naked. 8. Buy him a dog named Jacob. 7. Paint his room pink. 6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over. 5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella." 4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him. 3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves. 2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob. 1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said. 10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black 10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward. 9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon. 8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail. 7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt. 6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing. 5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold. 4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!" 3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!" 2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!" 1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday. Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Two women friends had Incredibly drunk and kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted Edward vs Normal guys. A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die, a normal guy would find another. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time) If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. In my mind... Proud to be a brunette Edward prefers brunettes. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile there were 2 girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you DISCLAIMER: Obviously, a lot of these suggestions are really dumb things to do, so don't take them too seriously. have you done any of the following? if not, you better get started:) 13 Things to do when your in Walmart! You know its the 21st Century when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. All the ladies in the house throw your ands in the air! you have been diagnosed patrick: you have it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo this ain't no etch-a-sketch. this is one doodle that can't be undid, home-skillet looks like someone had grumpy flakes in their cereal this morning! i still can't believe it's not butter... it seriously creeps me out when it's dark outside, i'm home alone, and my cat sits there staring at me while licking his chops. what's a widget...a woman midget? if tripping were a sport, i'd be in the Olympics as i have set the world record Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: carmen 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): carizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): pink cat 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): kencani 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): black pinapple soda 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): aneicje 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): denyce 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black charlie FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! MY LIFE IS AVERAGE: This is ALL me...i would do all this or i have done it... Today, my mom sent me a text message which ended in an "lol." I felt uncomfortable responding. Today I was in Tim Hortons with my mom. She was eating a chocolate walnut doughnut. She said "Mmmm I love nuts." I giggled. She didn't get it. Today, I got on an elevator alone. The door was still open so I pressed the "door close" button. I don't think the door closed any quicker but I felt good because I was in control. Today, I saw a guy I know working a cash register at Target. I purposely waited in the longer line to avoid an awkward encounter. Today, my mother told me to fold the clothes in the dryer since I had some spare time. I told her the clothes were still wet and restarted the timer. The clothes were dry; I just didn't want to fold them. She believed me. Today, I suddenly felt an itch on my leg. I freaked out thinking it was a spider and slapped my leg repeatedly. Turns out it was just one of my hairs. Today, I told everyone I blew off studying for my finals. I actually studied all night, but I needed an excuse in case I failed. Today, a friend asked me for a piece of gum. I told her I was chewing my last piece. I actually had more gum in my backpack. Today, I met a guy on a plane and we talked for the majority of the flight. At the end we said goodbye. We saw each other again while getting our bags, we both pretended not to notice so it wouldn't be awkward. Today, I was lonely and bored, so I thought I might play solitare to relieve the boredom. Then I realized that 'solitare' meant 'alone', so I felt even worse. Today I was lifeguarding. I told a kid to stop running, he continued to run and I pretended not to notice. He slipped and fell, I laughed. Today, I moved the furniture out of my room in order to paint it. While it was vacant, I noticed that there was a loud echo. I sat in an empty room for half an hour yelping and making funny noises just to hear the echo. Today I took out almost all the cookies in the cookie jar because the one at the bottom looked like it tasted better than the others. Today, I was taking a multiple choice test and the answers made a diagonal line. I was amused, then I got suspicious because that never happens so I went back to check my answers. Today, while filling out a security code it spelt out "hola", I felt like it was trying to tell me something. Today, my mom got a package. I helped her open it just so I could keep the bubble wrap and pop the bubbles. Today, while eating fruit salad, I stabbed the grape with my fork on the first try. I felt like a warrior. Today I was bored so I decided to look out the window at the rain like in all those movies. I was still bored. Today, I was lying in bed. I wanted to eat a bag of chips that were on the floor next to me. I spent five minutes trying to stretch my body so my arms could reach them instead of getting out of bed. It worked. Today, I was eating chicken fingers. There was only supposed to be six chicken fingers in the box, but I counted seven. I felt like I cheated the system until I realized I had miscounted. Today, while I was picking up an order at the drive-thru, the guy smiled and said, "Have a good day, sweetie." I felt loved. Today, I was stuck in traffic because of an accident up ahead. I loudly complained how traffic would go faster if people wouldn't slow down to look at the accident. As I drove by, I slowed down and looked at what was going on. Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and our bus driver was late. Her name is Waldo, so I said "Where's Waldo?" I laughed internally at my joke. Today, I decided to eat healthily for once. I felt inspired. At dinnertime, I opened the fridge. I found a cake. I ate 3/4 of it. Today, my brother asked what I'd done the night before. I said "your mom". Then it got awkward because I realized we had the same mom. Today, while I was getting dressed, I unintentionally matched my underwear with my bra. When I realized this, I got really excited, but then I realized I was the only one that would be seeing it. Last night I baked some cookies and the box told me to let them stand for 2-3 minutes before eating. I was hungry so I only waited 1 minute. They were still delicious and I didn't get burned. Today, I was too lazy to wash my pants, so I rubbed a dryer sheet on them before heading to work. When people commented on how fresh I smelled, I felt special. Today, I needed to walk across a one way street. I still looked both ways out of habit. Today, I heard a knock at the door. I looked out the window and saw a Fedex truck parked outside the house. I decided to wait until the delivery man was gone to get the package so I wouldn't have to interact with him. Today, I sneezed while I was alone. I blessed myself. Then I thanked myself. Today, my parents weren't home so I decided to blast my music, since they always tell me to turn it down. After about 5 minutes, I lowered the volume because it was too loud. Today, in the shower there was a hair on the wall. I didn't want to touch it so I got puddles of water and threw it at it in hope it would fall. It didn't. I then aimed the shower head at it. It fell. Today, I wanted to make bubbles, but was too lazy to blow them. I put the bubble wand in front of a fan. It worked and I was amused. Today, I was messing around on an electric keyboard and listening to the piano songs it had on it. My mom's friend was walking by as the song was playing from the keyboard, so I pressed some keys down to act like I was actually playing the song. She smiled and I felt like a pro. Today, my mom cooked us some alphabet nuggets. When I got my plate, it could spell my name. I looked over at my sister's, it couldn't spell anything. I felt that my mom loved me more than my sister. Today, my sister and I argued over who the cat loved more. She pet him and he ran away. I pet him and he purred. I laughed at my sister and he purred even more. I felt as if he was laughing with me. Today, I was at the grocery store putting items on the conveyor belt to check out. I hummed the Tetris song as I oriented groceries at 90 degree angles to each other and filled in the gaps. Today, I was playing sims. I looked at my clock and it was 5:23 pm. in my sims game it was also 5:23 pm. I was so excited I paused the game and took a picture with a time stamp to prove what happened when I told the story later to my friends. Today I went to a chinese buffet and thought I ate too much. As I was opening my fortune cookie, I read the message and it said "You will never, ever be hungry". I felt as if the cookie was verifying my thoughts. Today, I really hurt myself on the trampoline. Later, when I logged into Facebook, it suggested that I become a fan of trampolines. I felt like my computer was mocking me, but I became a fan anyways. Today, I was driving behind a Nissan. The tail lights and bumper made the back of the car look like an angry face. I pulled into the next lane behind a kinder looking Honda and felt like I was more accepted in this lane. I bought a pair of shorts from a second-hand store for 4. When I put them on and wore them, I found a 5 bill one of the pockets. I felt as if the pants were paying me to wear them. Today, I was eating oreos. There were only a couple left. I ate all but one because I was too lazy to throw the package away. Today, I read a book where the villain had the same name as a teacher I hate. Whenever something bad happened to the character, I laughed because my teacher totally deserved it. Today, I was using my toaster. As my anticipation grew, I manually popped out my toast, so it wouldn't scare me. Last night I was listening to my iPod in bed. The song switched to Thriller. When it says, "the midnight hour is drawing near" I looked at my clock. It was 11:58. I hid under my covers with my cat. Today, I left for school at the same time as my annoying neighbor. I went a different way than she did and I got there first. I felt satisfied. Yesterday I caught a fly with a fly catcher. It had been buzzing around my head and I couldn't sleep. Today, there are three flies in my bedroom, I feel they are avenging their friend. Today, while watching a movie, I saw the same exact year, model, and color of the truck I own. I now feel like my truck is a movie star. Today, I was in the car with my mom. I asked her to turn the heat up, I was sick, and had chills. She replied, "Buts it's at 69, just the way you like it". She then realized what she had said. It was awkward. have you ever had one of those days SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! and i'm the kind of girl that lies awake at night 33 Things to do in an Elevator: 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. i don't know about you, but i'd be pretty terrified if a 400 lb. glass of kool-aid ran into my house screaming 'OHH YEAH!! in twenty years, i'm going to be in the grocery store and i'll be in the milk aisle him: i don't know why you wear a bra...you have nothing to put in it. i'm not a stalker; i'm just curious we do it in the bed, on the couch, on the table. heck! we even do it in the car! me and my friends get high on snapple and chocolate chip cookies and we think its cool i hate it when people ask Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line OMG! guess what!? A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. XXX The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn R ED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. XXX If Jesus is your Savior, copy this onto your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile Repost this if you truly believe in God. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!! Scary-a.. thing.. OKAY GUYS, SCARY THING OVER! YES I AM RANDOM. YES. DEAL WITH MY RANDOM-NESS. AND MY REGULAR HYPER-NESS. The copy & pastes, yano you love 'em!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time like ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile Funny Quotes and Sayings: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Pickle, nuff said. I don't know about you guys...but we are the weirdest heard I have ever seen. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc... Twilight Stuff!: Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901 I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OJD (Obsessive Jasper Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder). You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 165 year old, non-existent vampire named JASPER HALE "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale." Crap, that's a lot of last names. Emmett's the Strongest, I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order: 1. Edward 2. Alice 3. Bella 4. Emmett 5. Jasper 6.Jacob 7. Carlisle 8. Rosalie 9. Esme 10. Angela 11. Seth 12. Renesmee When you go to the doctor’s you tell your mom that you want a different doctor. When she asks why you say ‘Cos’ his name’s not Carlisle, he doesn’t have a wife called esme, or adopt any children and he’s NOT A VAMPIRE’ Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. Which book in the series is your favorite? How long did it take you to read the books? Within a month Who introduced you to the books? No one it was ver popular at my school so I started reading them Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Borrowed twilight and new moon from school library and brought eclipse and breaking dawn now I have all four books Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? What's your dream ending to the series? I like it the way it is Favorites: Who's your favorite vampire? Who is your favorite werewolf? What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."- Edward Cullen What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? What was your favorite adventure/battle? Which book cover was your favorite? Are these books among your favorite books of all? This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse or Twilight? Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella or Jacob? Bella or Alice? Alice or Jacob? Rosalie or Alice? Jasper or Alice? Jasper or Edward? Carlisle or Esme? Emmett or Jasper? Emmett or Jacob? Bella or Rosalie? Esme or Charlie? Charlie or Carlisle? Charlie or Billy? Jacob or Sam? Sam or Quil? Quil or Embry? Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? I am for Team Jacob... Edward isnt HOTT or BUFF or TANN! You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight or New Moon. You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas. When you see a box labeled "Forks" at a restaurant you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward does. You watch the show Moonlight and imagine Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward. Now it's me writing again and I'm sorry about the whole thing that there isnt much thats really me in my profile but it's been a long day and my first profile I had I forgot to save. I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go Bella Swan/Cullen Quotes: "About three things I was absolutely positive. "I peeked up at him one more time, and regretted it. He was glaring down at me again, his black eyes full of revulsion. As I flinched away from him, shrinking against my chair, the phrase if looks could kill suddenly ran through my mind." "When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose." "Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside." "In his rearview mirror, Edward’s eyes were on me. He was unquestionably shaking with laughter, as if he’d heard every word Tyler had said. My foot itched toward the gas pedal… one little bump wouldn’t hurt any of them, just that glossy silver paint job. I revved the engine." "I tried to maintain what dignity I could as I got into his car. I wasn’t very successful — I looked like a half-drowned cat and my boots squeaked." "And then Edward stepped out from the trees, his skin faintly glowing, his eyes black and dangerous. He held up one hand and beckoned me to come to him. The wolf growled at my feet. I took a step forward, toward Edward. He smiled then, and his teeth were sharp, pointed." Edward Cullen Quotes: "Your boyfriend seems to think I’m being unpleasant to you — he’s debating whether or not to come break up our fight." "What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?" "You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods." "You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you." "Your number was up the first time I met you." "I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak." "I don’t want to be a monster." "Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?" "It’s twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way… the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think?" "I’m the world’s best predator, aren’t I? Everything about me invites you in — my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that!" "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." "In that one hour, I thought of a hundred different ways to lure you from the room with me, to get you alone. And I fought them each back, thinking of my family, what I could do to them. I had to run out, to get away before I could speak the words that would make you follow…" "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" "I have human instincts — they may be buried deep, but they’re there." "You’re as white as a ghost — no, you’re as white as me!" "Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?" Emmett Cullen Quotes: "You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always." "I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone." "I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around." "If you don’t send Edward out, we’re coming in after him!" "Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage." "So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?" "I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study." "‘Bout time somebody scored around here." "Oooo, scary." "You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?" "Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves." Jacob Black Quotes: "So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?" "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." "They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, you know." "Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good." "So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do." "I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence." "What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit." "The pin’s out of the grenade for me, now, eh?" "You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?" "Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?" "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." "It’s not like love at first sight, really. It’s more like… gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that’s a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." "Does my being half-naked bother you?" "What’s it like — having a vampire for a boyfriend?" "Until your heart stops beating, Bella. I’ll be here — fighting. Don’t forget that you have options." "Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" "Does that mean that he’s a better kisser that I am?" "Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard." "You mean, ‘as much as I’d love to kill you, I’m glad she’s warm,’ right?" "Dr. Fang isn’t sure how much pain medication I need, so he’s going with trial and error. Think he overdid it." "If the silence in my head lasted, I would never go back. I wouldn’t be the first one to choose this form over the other. Maybe, if I ran far enough away, I would never have to hear again… I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me." "Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky." "Back in the day, you could count on Paul for a fight pretty much whenever. You didn’t have to hit him then – any mild insult would do. It didn’t take a lot to flip him out of control. Now, of course, when I really wanted a good snarling, ripping, break-the-trees-down match, he had to be all mellow." "I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?" "Right now, I wouldn’t mind dismantling a haystack. At least that would give me something to do." "Sometimes I thought it might be fun to enter a race – you know, like the Olympic trials or something. It would be cool to watch the expressions on those star athlete’s faces when I blew by them. Only I was pretty sure the testing they did to make sure you weren’t on steroids would probably turn up some really freaky crap in my blood." "Ugh. Reeking vampires." "They were all here, all together, but that was not what froze me where I stood and had my jaw dropping to the floor. It was Edward. It was the expression on his face. I’d seen him angry, and I’d seen him arrogant, and once I’d seen him in pain. But this – this was beyond agony. His eyes were half-crazed. He didn’t look up to glare at me. He stared down at the couch beside him with an expression like someone had lit him on fire. His hands were rigid claws at his side." "I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde." "I wondered if he was really going crazy. Could vampires lose their minds?" "I couldn’t think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? SO messed up. So tempting." "Emergency vampirization." "Wouldn’t it be just peachy if I couldn’t take care of Seth for one freaking night? What if something happened to him on my watch? Leah would shred me into kibble." "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo." "She glared at Edward’s hand like she might take a snap at it. I wished she would. I bet Edward wouldn’t take that sitting down, and I’d love to see Blondie lose a limb." "Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. We’d all thought nothing of it before Leah came along. Then it got awkward." "I took the clothes gingerly between my teeth – ugh – and carried them back to the trees. Just in case this was some joke by the blond psychopath and I had a bunch of girls’ stuff here. Bet she’d love to see the look on my human face as I stood there naked, holding a sundress." "What was with her? For crying out loud, she was married! Happily married, too – there was no question that she was in love with her vampire past the boundaries of sanity. And hugely pregnant, to top it off. So why did she have to be so damn thrilled to see me? Like I’d made her who freakin’ day by walking through the door. If she would just not care… Or more than that – really not want me around. It would be so much easier to stay away." "How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?" "I snorted. Vampire mother hen – bizarre." "What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?" "Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie’s head so hard that – with an earsplitting bang – it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs." "Nice girl who knew cars. Wow. I stared at her face harder, wishing I knew how to make it work. C’mon, Jake – imprint already." "Everything inside me came undone as I stared at the tiny porcelain face of the half-vampire, half-human baby. All the lines that held me to my life were sliced apart in swift cuts, like clipping the strings to a bunch of balloons. Everything that made me who I was – my love for the dead girl upstairs, my love for my father, my loyalty to my new pack, the love for my other brothers, my hatred for my enemies, my home, my name, my self – disconnected from me in that second – snip, snip, snip– and floated up into space. I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was...The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee." "I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea." "He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless." "Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular." "Stupid leeches. Think they’re so superior." Jasper Cullen/Hale Quotes: "I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it." "You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you." "Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries." "You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." "We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight." "You truly are one frightening little monster." "I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it." "It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ...sorry about all of the Jacob quotes...i just find everything that he says hilarious... Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession? If you get super angry and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says the characters in Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world copy this into your profile (mine is Twilight related! ;-) ) If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile. (Now it will just say :you know the drill) If you've ever talked to yourself, you know the drill. If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill. If you've ever read past two in the morning, you know the drill. If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, you know the drill. If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you, you know the drill. If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman...(and possibly man), you know the drill. You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra' to your computer's dictionary, if you've done this, you know the drill. If you think Edward Cullen is absolutley drop dead gorgeous, you know the drill! IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!! If you're absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward, from the Twilight series, you know the drill. If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, you know the drill. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, you know the drill. If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, you know the drill. If you thought Breaking Dawn was completly AWESOME, you know the drill. If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, you know the drill. If you still laugh rereading Twilight, you know the drill. If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Maximum Ride, Twilight), you know the drill. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, you know the drill. If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, you know the drill. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, you know the drill. If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman...(and possibly man), you know the drill. You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra' to your computer's dictionary, if you've done this, you know the drill. If you think Edward Cullen is sexy/hot/absolutley drop dead gorgeous, you know the drill! IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. (YOU CAN SCREAM AS WELL...) If you're absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward from the Twilight series, you know the drill. If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, you know the drill. If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, you know the drill. If you get mad and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says the characters in Twilight aren't real, you know the drill. If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, you know the drill. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, you know the drill. if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, you know the drill. If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, you know the drill. If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile. If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile. If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile! If you have AACIBD put this in your profile! (Addicted to All the Cullen's Including Bella Disorder!) If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, If you have ever been dragged into a really bad clothing store and mentally begged Alice and Edward to save you, then laugh because you realise Alice wouldn't be caught dead in here, copy and paste this in to your profile and add to the list. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. ºø„ºø„„øº„øº In my mind... Proud to be a brunette Edward prefers brunettes. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." |
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