Hello. You are probably here because I flamed your story. If I didn't, how out of character for me. You are unlikely to be here from my stories - I don't write very much and if I did it would probably end in hypocrisy.

So anyway, here's my reviewing formula:

Is Sherlock somehow completely friendly, romantic, and really just emotionally repressed? If so, please watch the show again and try and find fluffy Sherlock. Or save yourself some time and realize he isn't the most emotive fellow on the face of the earth. This will not get you a positive review unless you show some sort of arc.

Does Sherlock for some reason completely accept a girl between the ages of 11-16 into his care and apprentice her? If so, I will flame your self-insert-perfect-Mary-Sue story until I've burned the heart out of it. Some writers may be able to write something like this decently. If so, bravo.

Is there completely spontaneous, canon-disregarding slash? If so, I probably won't review because I'm so horrified by your blurb I will avoid your story at all costs.

That's it for now.