Hello someone who's reading my profile! I used to be MiniDinozzoDavid, but for personal motives, I have to change it. I am REALLY obsessed with NCIS and anything relationated with Taylor Swift and Ryan Tedder. I'm not writing too much these months and the things I wrote are still on my computer, I'm waiting for someday I rewrite and post it (PARA NOOOOSSA ALEGRIA! #BrazilianMeme).

Another thing: Guys, I don't have a beta-reader. Well, I had, but she stoped to talk to me with no appearant reason. Whatever, I'm looking for one, because my English is not the better, I know! But I love to learn and met new people! So PM me if you have patience enough to talk with a Brazilian girl!

Pairings I love:

Tony/Ziva - Tiva (NCIS)
Grissom/Sara- GSR (CSI)
Ziva/Gibbs - Zibbs (NCIS) - Just as a friendship, OK?
Sara/Greg - Sanders (CSI)
Brennan/Booth (Bones) - I am sooo glad that shewas s pregnant! I'm just wondering... Why Cote de Pablo doesn't get pregnant too? Just wondering...

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.
16. When you image you in NCIS world
17. If you pick out who your friend would be in NCIS and yourself (BTW I'm Ziva.)

Ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic

1.) You start to put people into categories such as he/she is a Greg or, he/she is a Sara.
2.) You are reading this list, just to make sure.
3.) When you start talking about CSI, your best friend says, "Here we go again..." and is suddenly very interested in the math home work that she had been cursing five seconds ago...
4.) You have a quote from CSI for almost every occasion.
5.) You fear that you will die from suspense before you get to watch the next episode of CSI.
6.) You think that the 100 dollars that it is going to take to buy the seventh season of CSI on DVD will be worth it.
7.) You zone out in class scribbling random things about CSI into your notebook
8.) All your notebooks and folders and binders have things such as, "CSI ROCKS!" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on it.
9.) Everything relates back to CSI. Even. Your. Laundry.
10.) You can sypathsize with other's addictions, such as your best friend's addiction with Naruto.
11.) When you listen to a song on the radio, you say "Oh, that would be a great song for (Insert ship here.)
12.) I'm making a list of ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic, and I have 12.

copied from Sara lover554's profile

My beliefs about NCIS/things that show you're obsessed (i'm borrowing some of these from other profiles):

-you mess with Gibbs, you die. no questions asked.
-rock, paper, scissors, GIBBS SLAP! I WIN!
-regularly using NCIS quotes when talking with friends
-always having the signature on you phone have something to with NCIS
-Michael Weatherly must be a god...*drools*
-screw rule #12. tony and ziva are meant to be together.
-having PROUD TIVA BELIEVA LIVES HERE!!!! as a sign on my bedroom door
-*beep beep beep* "Tiva quote alert! Tiva quote alert!"
-think about it...if Kate hadn't died, we never would have had Tiva.
-my mom: "what're you doing?" me: "searching on Google News for info about NCIS." mom: "why does that not surprise me?"
-friend: "hey are you free tuesday night at 8?" me: "nope. sorry." friend: "oh, why not?" me: "...prior commitment."
-it's an obsession, you wouldn't understand
-i'm not obsessed, i just have a deep respect (and yes, i know, that kinda contradicts the previous statement)
-thank God for re-runs on USA
-God knew life was going to suck, so he made NCIS
-Shules, Callasam, and Rigspelt (and so did Booth and Brennan!) all got together, so why can't Tiva??