They don't fit the stereotypes. They do their own thing, as crazy as that may be most of the time. Fortunately or unfortunately, it's the way they work. – A collection of one-shots that will contain romance, fluff, good ol' smut, PWP, domestic fluff, a lot of humour and the occasional drop of angst. Marked as complete but will be updated whenever. [Roy/Fem!Ed]

Ed finally gets asked out by the one he loves, so why does he cry every time they have sex, and what will Roy do once he finds out? Rated M for Language and Sexual Content, ROYED, Yaoi (Locked love revision!)

In urgent need of money, Edward Elric borrowed 520 cenz from Roy Mustang, vowing he would return them only when the Flame Alchemist became Fuhrer of Amestris, not knowing that he would end up watching him closely in his ascension to the top. RoyEd, M rated.

Roy had a lot of dreams. They started crumbling one by one, starting with becoming a State Alchemist at twenty-three, only to be assigned to the youngest State Alchemist in history.

When a mysterious man encounters Ed on the train to Central City, he offers to give the Elric brothers what they've been after all these years since that fateful night. If Fullmetal agrees to his terms of equivalent exchange, then he will be left with some major changes, and possibly some new life changes as well. Ed Neko. Read and review! May change the ending in the near future!

"It was the bet of the year... Roy Mustang against three people... Roy Mustang against piles of paperwork. Roy Mustang against sex." lots of UST, teasing & dirty tricks. torturing Roy ;-P RoyxEd, other mentioned, yaoi. Spoilers for the first anime&Co

"Breathe. Just keep breathing and we'll call it even." Parental Roy/Ed Fluff. Non-yaoi

COMPLETE! Ed has been MIA for months, and when Roy finally finds him, he is blind and more than just physically injured. With the State honorably discharging him, and no father to speak of, Roy has no choice but to care for the boy and try to put the pieces back together. Parental!Roy. Rating for injury and violence, just to be safe.

"All you ever wanted to do was create life," the Gate had whispered before transmuting him into a foreign body. Now Edward has to relearn what it is to live, work, and fall in love...as a woman. (femEd / Roy Mustang also some Al/Winry)

Ed is a tattoo artist at his roommate's shop. When veteran Roy Mustang comes in for a tattoo to honor his late friend, the two discover that they have a lot in common, including mutual attraction. Follow the story of two dorks trying to navigate having feelings for each other. Modern AU. WARNINGS: mentions of PTSD, traumatic pasts including homelessness and sexual assault.

When investigating a string of military kidnappings, Ed, Roy, Hawkeye, Fuery, and Havoc manage to get themselves captured! Who's behind it all and what's downstairs? (Chimera!Fic) (Fem!Ed later on)

Amidst rainy Central stand two persons who have both lost someone in common, but have yet to truly discuss about how the other feels. Rated T for language amongst other things.

"Love wasn't something Edward thought about, he actually resented the idea of falling in love. He didn't want anyone romantically, from what he experienced love was nothing but pain." Royed I suck at summaries! So sorry! Hope you guys like.

Hey guys! I know I haven't written in... A couple years at best... So I'm here again! New and improved... Hopefully. I hope you all enjoy my 30 Day RoyEd challenge!

just some RoyEd drabbles that I make when I'm bored. There may be some rated M drabbles later but there will mostly be T (thanks to Edward and his very colourful mouth)

Amestris as a nation is renowned for its military strength and the intense exercises it puts its soldiers through. So it's no surprise to the troops that the Fuhrer has announced another crazy scheme in the form of a martial father-son team contest between the five Amestrian jurisdictions and some allied countries. But what are Roy and Ed doing in the competition? ! Parental!RoyEd

High School AU Roy Mustang and Edward Elric are best friends, closer than brothers. But things change when Winry confesses her "undying love" for Ed. In a moment of panic, Ed tells her that he already has someone special in his life. Roy. And Roy -being the best friend that he is- goes along with it. Now, they have to pretend to be a couple, but are they really pretending?

Ed discovers Roy cheating and succumbs to all the tragedies of life and death. Roy x Ed

Alphonse is trying to get Edward to just admit it. (Based off "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from the Disney movie Hercules; T for language)

Edward has a secret. Edward's secret is that he is actually a she. Unfortunately a certain Colonel found out about said secret. (Roy/fem!Ed)

REWRITE: When Edward shows up at Roy's door step at four in the morning, soaking wet and shivering in the pouring rain, Roy knows something is wrong. He takes Ed in and demands to know his story, but what he finds out turns out to be more terrible than he'd ever imagined. [Please read the author's note!] WARNING: This fic contains RAPE. Royed. M for a reason.

The bets are out when Al unwittingly reveals his brother's never kissed a girl. But is it true? And who exactly is Roy betting on to steal that first smooch? Eventual Roy/Ed.

Join the friends Edlyn, Roy, Riza, Jean, Heymanns, and Kain on their after school lives as they terror Central City! Ed loves her friends, But her love for Roy may be a bit different. Roy x Fem!Ed, Jean x Riza, Modern Day AU

An undercover mission has Roy's team playing house. With Ed in school and Roy acting father, as things become tricky, Ed struggles under pressure and bullying, while Roy comes to realize that his parental role might be real. [ParentalRoyEd].

Ed meets someone important in Germany but he still wants to go home. Post first story, first movie and something I made up on my own. Roy x Ed

Mustang's men go on various vacations which of course means various mishaps. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything changes for Edward Elric when he wakes up with female characteristics. How will everyone, especially his her boyfriend Roy Mustang, react to this? Rated M for future stuff. Roy x fem!Ed.

Edward Elric is heiress to the throne. However, her father, Hohenheim, is forcing her to get married before taking the throne. When Ed meets Roy, she is instantly attracted, yet there is no way they can be together by any normal standards. Longer summary inside. Roy x fem!Ed. Rated M for future stuff.

Ed's embarrased, Roy laughs at this. Ed/Roy Slash

Given a mission by his superiors, Roy takes a heightsensitive blonde on a mission. Undercover as Roy's wife, how long will it take and how long will the tension build before they fall into a sexual trap in one another? !YAOI! Roy x Ed

Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.

Roy takes off the week of Valentine's Day, secretly getting his presents for Ed together. Ed, bored out of his mind, causes chaos at Headquarters while he's away. But what happens when Saturday rolls around, will Roy show up? Crackfic. Fluff. Roy/Ed.

Edward is a pretty pretty princess, and Roy is a brave shiny knight. On fire. Roy saves Ed from many scary debacles… Includes commentary from Ed and Roy. UPDATE: Finally really complete!

As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete

The Fuhrer gives Roy and his troops a one week vacation. What happens? Read on and find out! Roy x Ed Chapter 5 is up!

Edward comes to Roy's doorstep one night, but he's completely changed. [Roy[x]Ed] Rating will probably go up.

You know, for alchemists who are experts at making people see what they want to see, you and Niisan have to be the densest people I have ever had the misfortune of knowing at the same time. RoyxEd, shounenai, oneshot.

Edward's unsuspected leave tears Roy apart. When Ed returns, will Roy be the same? And will their love withstand the pains of separation?