TheRebelMage
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Hello Final Fantasy fans! Welcome to my Profile...

Name:? ... not telling!

Location?...

somewhere under your bed

Go Final FANTASY...

Age?... you don't need to know!

Likes:? look up, super smah bros brawl.

Dislikes:? homework.People who are really arrogant. FF7 fangirls(Meh, they're okay... just when there not obessing about Cloud or sepiroth our saying that FF7 is better then every other final fantasy game). Yaoi,(HATE,HATE,HATE!!!!)

Favorite FF Game:? I wolud have to say... it's a tie between 4,5,6,9. And you FF7 fangirls should CALM DOWN ABOUT THE GAME. It's not that great! I mean the story line stinked. All sepheroth did was hide behind a block of Ice for most off the game!!

Gender?... I'll give you a hint. one of the only guys on fanfiction. Atleast that I now of.

I Can't write any storys because of my writers block. If you know how to get over it just PM me.

see ya!

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
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Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

That is how to keep a Retard busy


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


(I found this so amazing...):

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If you could read that put it in your profile.


Best Quotes ever

1.mamma mia, BABIES! Mario

2. screw the rules i'm britsh. James bond

3. Bark like a dog! Pit, from the new game. if you haven't seen the trailer yet here it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7detDcmMKY

4.Look a wall... ow! Beat. Lost sun

5. flying monkeys ate my brain. Rev, Hirot


New games announced at E3:

1. Mario sports mix

2.Sonic colors

3.Donkey kong county returns

4.kid icaraus uprising

5.Kirby: Epic Yarn

6.Legend of zelda: Skyward sword.

7. Sonic the hedgehog 4

8.Sonic free riders.

And thats it.


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List your favorite video game characters and act as though you were in the game.

1. Bartz

2.Cecil

3.Raine

4.Kite

5.Thorn

6. Rev

7.Ike

8. Meta-knight

9.Link

10.Pit

Then,ask the following questions:

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Bartz, i already gave Boco some food

3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Raine, now is not the time to study the human body!

4 announced he/she was going to marry 9 ?

Firstly, ones a computer program. Second, THEY are BOTH MEN! I HATE YAOI!!!

5 cooked you dinner?

Fine i'll eat it! Just don't kill ME!

6 was lying next to you,sleeping?

... Get the * OUT!

7 confessed to be part of your family?

YES! MY Cousin is IKE! Teach me aither!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Meta-knight I told you not to fly after that plane. But NOOO! It was shiny.

9 made fun of your friends.

You're on to talk. Atleast I don't wear tights!!!

10 ignored you all the time?

Oh come on! Just because I ate all of the cookies doesn't give you the right to give me the cold shoulder.

Two serial killers are hunting you.What does 2 do?

Save me with his awesome paladian skillz!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg.What does 2 do?

Cast Curaga.

It's your birthday.What does 3 get you?

A diagram uman brain.

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Dissidia: A Taste of Life by megasean3000 reviews
To stop the cycle of conflict, Cosmos takes her eleven warriors to a world resembling Earth, in order to live happy and peaceful normal lives. But will the warriors cope with regular life, and will the forces of Chaos find them?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,561 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Onion Knight, Terra B.
Visitors to Dissidia by celticskyedancer reviews
Cosmos decides to reward her warriors by inviting those closest to them to come visit them in Dissidia. However, random chaos results involving Zidane's flirting, Shantotto's whacky spells, and the feud between Cloud and Terra.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Random Encounters by DarkangelGuard77 reviews
Some moments between different warriors, as they travel and fight.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
The Recall of Own Will by mobius14 reviews
Mireile Thampert was a PSICOM officer who was ordered to kill Lightning, but he betrayed Sanctum and helped Lightning instead! The Cavalry also came back to make the party merrier! Would they succeed in toppling Sanctum? Light x OC!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,479 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Lightning
The Toad Brigade by AmbitionMakesYouUgly reviews
Join the overlooked members of the Toad Brigade as they fight for their lives on the Starshroom. Takes place alongside the latter portion of "Super Mario Galaxy 2". A review is greatly appreciated. FINAL CHAPTER ADDED
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Toad - Complete
Hidden in the Heart by Knight's Bouquet reviews
Cuts, a fever, along with the annoyance of Krile's pet moogles, Faris tries her best to overcome the wounds and sickness. Faris X Bartz. This story could possibly be shared from other characters point of view later on.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Faris, Bartz
Dissidia: The Monster Within by Dakk Tribal reviews
The first story of nine in my Dissidia story. The beginning of Megiddo's FFVIII story. He travel's with Lightning Final Fantasy XIII , unknowingly being watched from the shadows... Please Review! Kefka, Exdeath, and others involved! Discontinued.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Exdeath, Kefka P.
How to Woo the Cloud of Darkness by Dakk Tribal reviews
This is what happens when two guys try to woo Cloud of Darkness...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Cloud of Darkness - Complete
FF7 at the Anime Convention Lord help us all by Rutilus I. V reviews
Crack fic, partly based on anime conventions and the miraculous conversations that occur there. Open to advice from those fellow experienced con dwellers as well. Rated T to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Know When To Give Up by Alex Damien reviews
Sephiroth tries to battle Cecil, but things get out of hand way too fast. Perhaps he should just keep bullying Cloud? Silly crack.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sephiroth, Cecil H. - Complete
Final Fantasy VI: Kefka's Past by Lustful Lali Ho reviews
From Orphan To General, From General to Lunatic, From Lunatic to God. But how did it all happen? Discover Kefka's past as he grew up into the psycho we all know and love. Review me pleasee! D:
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009