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If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you're in denial over Remus' and Tonks' deaths, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile.

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If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile.

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you wished you could go to Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill...copy and paste.

If you're wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories, Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says "If you deny me I will deny you in front of the father."

Our God is a loving God. He will never leave you. Give Him your all, and He will give you even more.

The will of God will not lead you to where the grace of God will not keep you :)

On the morning of September 11, 2001, the deadliest terrorist attack in U.S. history took place when four commercial airliners were hijacked by members of the Islamic extremist group al-Qaeda. The first two planes, American Airlines Flight 11 and United Airlines Flight 175, were flown into the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City. A third plane, American Airlines Flight 77, hit the western side of the Pentagon, just outside Washington, D.C. The fourth hijacked plane, United Airlines Flight 93, crashed down in a field in rural Pennsylvania, never reaching its intended target because its crew and passengers fought back against the terrorists. Nearly 3,000 people lost their lives during the 9/11 attacks, a number that would almost certainly have been significantly higher if not for the actions of those aboard Flight 93.

7 Truths

1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. There's a funny smile on your face now.

4. Number 1 is a lie.

6. You didn't realize that number 5 was missing.

7. You just checked back to see if 5 was really missing.

I LOVE this one!

Couples I Strongly Support :

Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty (The Peanuts)

Reynie and Kate (The Mysterious Benedict Society)

Mordecai and Margaret (Regular Show)

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter, DUH!)

Gumball and Penny ( The Amazing world of Gumball)

I may list more later if I remember them :) (There are DEFINITELY more!)

98% of young girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames. If you are part of the 2% who would hold marshmallows on a stick, copy this into your profile.

Let's just say I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight...

This is a memorial to all those wonderful people,

However fictional they may be, that have been harmed

Emotionally, physically, killed, or otherwise,

For the sake of our own amusement.

Let us share a moment of silence for these brave beings...

And, now, without further ado, copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No m No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Al Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death
Life Lesson= Don't lose your pen. You'll die.

When Life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If youhappen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

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If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you're the type of person who laughs out loud about something in the past for no apparent reason copy this is your profile.

I don't suffer insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane (or you think you are), enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, put this in your profile.

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I'm bored...if your bored put this in your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those annoying mosquitos that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.