Hello All,
I will tell my you a few things about myself

A-animals are my world

B-Basketball is my thing

C-Chocolate is my favorite candy

D-D is the letter my name starts with

E-Elephants have wrinkly leathery hairy skin. I know from eexperience

F-Family and friends are all I care about

G-Gateàu is the French word for cakes

H-Horses are my third favorite animal

I-Icecream is my favorite

J-Joeys are baby kangaroos

K-Kylie is my dream name next to Dannielle

L-Lions are originally from the country I live in

M-Monkey are sometimes found wandering in my backyard even though I live in the city

N-Never is a word that I don't often use

O-Orange smelly pens smell the worst

P-Purple is my third favorite colour

Q-Queens don't exist where I come from

R-Rings are my favorite accessorie next to bracelets and watches

S-Sunny is the weather all year round in where I live

T-Tanzania is where I was born from

U-Ukaleile is a instrument I want to learn to play

V-Violins are a sound that meals me want to sleep

W-Why is a question that I ask a lot

X-ways are something I never had

Y-You only live Once YOLO

Z-Zero is my worst number or least favorite number

i'll edit that every week so it will change

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity

Guy side:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own(ed) an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks at night
Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
You love wearing skirts
Cats are better than dogs
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like Swains jewelry Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
Total: 5

Great Quotes

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" - Dr. Seuss

"Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary."-Oscar Wilde

"If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change." - Taylor Swift

"Believe you can and you're halfway there"- Theodore Roosevelt

"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." - Walt Disney

"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile." - unknown

"Hakuna Matata." - The Lion King

"We wish because we need help and we're scared, and we know we may be asking too much."- Taylor Swift

"When the power of love over comes the love of power, the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix

"I'm not jealous when I see my ex with another girl, my parents always told me to give my toys to the less fortunate."- ?

Laugh

Laugh:

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!

I'm not random! I'm just--HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down!

Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know!

Dear math: I am not a therapist. So solve your own problems.

I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.

I'm not lazy… I'm just conserving energy!

Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.

I want to merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.

The below statement is true.

The above statement is false.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Flying is not inherently dangerous--crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkies plus escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

QThree hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when your 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you're in jail, a friend will visit you, a good friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun! Let's do it again!"

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Being mature is overrated.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how the heck you did it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruit.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger" And then it hits me.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Newscasters are only the people who say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Dear America, Since you have unleashed on us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber, and no one will be spared. Sincerely, Canada.

We live in an age where the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do.

I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally!

Flying is simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers collecting coins, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS!

Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But jokes on you. I didn't study either.

When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chillin' With Jesus."

It's always the last place you look... Of course it is! Why the Hades would I look after I already found it?!

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Try not to follow in my footsteps. Your guaranteed to fall down the stairs, run into a wall, and get lost several times.

Teacher leaves room during a test.

Elementary-*Silence* Middle-*Whispers* Can I have a piece of gum? High School-*Yells across room* Whats the answer to number one?!

Today, I decided I want to be a ninja when I grew up. So I went home and Googled "Ninja School" To see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, but the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School, well played.

My mom said not to talk to idiots like you. She said it will resolve in permanent brain damage.

A stranger once told me not to insult myself, just to "slap yourself, and it will be an improvement"