Herbie
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Joined 01-20-02, id: 157575
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
Hi, I'm Herbie. I read Harry Potter mostly, but I also read Tamora Pierce and other various author's on occasion.

Ships that I support:
From Harry Potter:
Ron/Hermione (they're my favorite.)
Ginny/Draco
Harry/Draco

I'll also read Hermione/Snape, and even though I don't read Harry/Ginny, I know that's how the books will actually turn out.

I assure you that even though those are the ones listed here, its only because those are the ships I read with some regularity. I will read MANY other ships if I find a story that's interesting enough.

Pet Peeves:
1. People who deliberately have them graduating in 2003 (etc. etc.). In Chamber of Secrets, Nearly-Headless Nick clearly states that he was beheaded on October 31, 1492, and his 500th deathday party was that year. Clearly, Harry and Co's first year was 1991-1992. So please, for the sake of all that you consider holy, put them in the right year. They "graduate" from Hogwarts in the spring of 1998. You do the math.
2. People who don't really know what colors redheads look good in. I don't know about redheads with brown eyes, but MOST redheads don't look good in white, black, and especially red. Orange is alright, but yellow is iffy. Off-white/cream is best. Consult a redhead or a beauty-type person for other colors. Please, for the sake of my sanity!
3. Harry/Hermione shippers. They piss the hell out of me. The one Harry/Hermione story I wrote, I only wrote because the idea was too good to pass up, and worked best on the two of them. I'm rewriting it as a Ron/Hermione story sometime in the future. However, for evidence of the lack of a future Harry/Hermione romance please go here: Also, evidence that Ron likes Hermione can be found here: Please take some time to read the two of those.
4. Pardon the OotP spoiler, but people who think Sirius is coming back from the dead. You know, maybe if he hadn't fallen past the veil (depending on which curse he was hit with; it doesn't say), he would still be alive. However, the veil symbolizes DEATH and by falling past the veil you DIE! Why do you think people kept telling Harry to stay away from the veil?????
5. Authors that have no favorite stories posted in their profile. When I want something to read, I can usually look on someone's favorites list to find something. It becomes a bit of a problem, however, when an author doesn't have any favorite stories posted!

Also, I figured out the answer to the age-old Harry Potter question: Is Blaise Zambini a boy or a girl? Well, it turns out that Blaise is a BOY! Its a French name; I found out about it b/c of this guy, Blaise Pasqal (I think...) who was this mathematician who came up with some random pyramid thing. Anyway, Blaise Zambini is a boy with a French name. Could that be important?

Tamora Pierce Ships:
Alanna/George (Jon is a BUTTHEAD!!)
Daine/Numair (duh)
Kel/Dom
Alianne/Nawat (practically a duh)

I've been known to read some really high quality Kel/Neal works, but they're not my favorite.

Kel and Cleon are not going to be together. It's obvious after reading "Lady Knight."

Wow. There was absolutely no explanation for Kel's love life in "Trickster's Choice." That's so disappointing. It only mentioned her like...twice, and had her in the book once. It's v. v. v. upsetting.

Right...I think that's about all I have to say then

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Cardiac Care by MTT-VB reviews
Jim's dad's had a heart attack & car accident. Both parents are critically injured. What would happen if Pam went to the hospital in D.C. to help Jim face this crisis? Chapter 41 up. Pam talks to Jim ... sort of.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,350 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jim H., Pam B.
Draco's Favorite Nurse by burgosdamasco reviews
Employed at a low income health clinic, Nurse Ginny is surprised to find herself working with new Healer Draco Malfoy. DracoGinny with mentions of RonHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,075 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by super-sailor-saturn39 reviews
Draco wants to find out what's keeping Harry from talking. There's a better summary in Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,938 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
One Hundred Dresses by Lil Marie Antoinette reviews
Finally Updated after 5 years! Ginny is sent to work as a delivery girl in a strange town. There she discovers a magical room full of dresses, and a town that hides the secret to Draco Malfoy's past. Set in the Medieval times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,813 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
For Reasons Unknown by Lyn Piton reviews
Your typical Time-Turner story...with a few atypical twists. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,337 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
When Two Worlds Collide by Ashen Skies reviews
[HD slash] In another world Harry accepted Draco's friendship and was Sorted into Slytherin. Now he has found a way to change places with Gryffindor Harry, who learns that there is more to Malfoy than it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
You've Got Mail by marvindamartian reviews
It's Ginny's birthday, and her biggest present is a brand new computer. She soon starts talking to a stranger online, though that stranger is a lot closer than she thinks. And what is with her new DADA teacher?. Eventually DG, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,945 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Moving On by Merrybeans reviews
FINISHED. The original KD fic, set before LK. Set after Squire, before Lady Knight was published. Kel's heart has been wounded, and she won't let friendship bloom into more. When Dom is taken captive, will she get there in time to save her friend?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Repetitions by madam-malicia reviews
AU SLASH Orphaned Harry Potter is adopted by Sirius Black just before his 17th birthday. In his new town, Harry falls for Draco Malfoy and tries to uncover the mystery surrounding his parents' death. NEW CHAPTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 77,371 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Win The War by YvettE S reviews
AU/Complete. A Woman's Ban is put on the war. Disguising herself as a man, Ginny Weasley runs away to fight. Will she survive as a soldier when her Commander is the love of her life Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,611 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love By Accident by pottermalfoy24 reviews
Potions work is very delicate. Just one wrong move can create the most amazing effects, including things no one would ever think of. HD Slash. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,763 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Doppelganger by Krystiana reviews
Harry sees his reflection smirking at him and wearing a towel that is a most familiar shade of green... thus beginning a very strange chain of events. Will be slash, HPDM. UPDATED 08-19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,323 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
St Brutus's Program for Incurably Homosexual Boys by Prophet-Z reviews
CH 11 UP! When Uncle Vernon discovers that Harry's gay, he sends him to a summer program at St. Brutus's, which is more like a prison than a program. Things are manageable...until Harry is seduced and the very worst happens. SLASH HD. Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Two Worlds Collide by Sean Szama reviews
All fifth year Gryffindors travel to America and Ron's unconditional love changes him drastically and leaves him a in a horrible situation. Voldemort brings the fight to the very walls of Hogwarts. RHr big time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 186,724 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Plan by Libbs reviews
Harry has a Plan. It involves Draco and the Room of Requirement. Poor Draco. WARNING:SLASH. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Never Meant To by im so innocent reviews
COMPLETED! Ron becomes worried about Hermione and her health and the way he broaches the subject is through a letter. McGonagall later becomes involved after Ron finds the pressure too much, will Hermione overcome theses issues?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Tuuli reviews
This is OliverPercy SLASH. Something happened back in their seventh year. It's unfortunate that Percy doesn't remember it anymore. Finally UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Shadows of the Past by opal star reviews
After Miss Weasleys death, Harry had moved on and afraid for friends, he moved away and he thought he had moved on. Now, two years later, there is a girl on his door step with an awfully famillar face. Now Being Re-Written at last
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,666 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Nothing more, Nothing less by QueenB reviews
Due to an understandable misinterpretation on the part of Mrs Weasley, Ron and Hermione are forced to visit the Burrow, pretending to be very much in love. But just where does the charade end, and the truth begin? Are they really pretending at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,583 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Weasley Wedding Woes by Molly Moon reviews
On her wedding night, Hermione discovers that the best cure for a hangover is sarcasm and a song. Based on a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Guy Talk by Icarus reviews
When one of our Gryffindors sneaks out after curfew, the Gryffindor bedroom is alive with gossip and showing off. The boys prod Harry into giving - er - a tad too much information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
A World Without by Leeni-chan reviews
*COMPLETE* AU. A world without magic and Voldemort for Harry Potter should be dull. It's not. HP/DT & HP/DM slash. Notice Added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,490 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will You Be There? by Witchy Girl reviews
When Ron and Hermione receive the worst possible news, they are left with only each other to lean upon. Can they escape the horror of the reality without losing themselves all together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Byron by Ciircee reviews
Hermione has been getting some very interesting love letters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hiding from Love by Lulu1 reviews
This is a story about Hermone, who, disguised, now 25, is Ron's secretary. just read, people. I think my muse's name is "Angsty fluff" i got this idea while drying the dishes. that's just weird, ain't it? warning: SAP ALERT!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Temporary Flatmate reviews
Harry Potter, now working as a reporter for a Muggle beauty magazine, receives the assignment he never expected. And now he must live with the one person he never expected for 2 weeks. Post-Hogwarts. Slash. DracoHarry. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Positive Response reviews
Complete! Hermione finally tells Ron about what she feels for him, but of course she can't just tell him outright... RHr! Song-fic to REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Window Seat reviews
Complete! "I like windows. I especially love ones with window seats like this one. They’re nice to sit on, and stare into the night. It’s a nice place to sit and think.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hero, the Sidekick, and the Brain reviews
Harry takes some time to think about the group's friendship and what it really means to defy social convention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Harry P.
Absolutely Positive reviews
Ron has some parchment. Hermione has a plan. Both are going to be at the Burrow, and there's no one else home...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Reasons Why reviews
"Pick a list," was all she said. Not knowing what was going on, he pointed to the list closest to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Herbie_G and Lighteningbolt reviews
When Hermione gets back from her 6th year, her parents surprise her with a brand new computer! Now watch as Hermione (Herbie_G) learns to use the internet and finds a new friend: Lighteningbolt. Surprise pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,769 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Admitting the Truth reviews
After years of denial, Snape finally has to do the impossible: admit the truth to everyone, especially himself. SS/HG! R/R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.