sorry, I am pelvicTHRUSST but, mi madre found it inapropriate, so I changed it to MyUserNameIsThis
I can still go by this in messages, I am sorry to any of those I offended. Thanks,
xoxo,
Dolfin-chan

soooo as of wednesday Feb. 17 2010. i am a new member to fanfiction. just so you guys can get to know me here are 10 thing about meh:

1) i don't know what was here... o.O

2) i like death note, but i'm only on the 3 episode

3) my name on the interwebz it jayd or sydnie you may use either. gaaraofthefunk13 is the only one who really know my name!

4) i live in _ _ _ _ heheheh that is exactly where i live

5) i might post band fan fics if i can find out where to post them

6) i make "banners" in gimp for stories. if you can put up pictures on here i will make you one. or i can make you an avatar!

7) ICH LEIBE SONGS VON TOKIO HOTEL, BMTH, UND JEFREE STAR!!

8) i speak a tiiiinnnnyyyy tiny bit of german

9) i might not know who you are...

10) holds fingers up to face like a bent peace sign IMMA VAMPIRE - W - gaaraofthefunk13 knows what that means!!

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
·List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

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Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?

Probably The Deathly Hallows

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

Prisoner of Azkaban

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?

Ron, Draco, Snape, Lupin, and Luna

What house do you prefer to be in?

Slytherin or Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in?

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?

NHN

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

Potions or Herbology

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?

Snape and Lupin

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?

Anything besides Beater, hopefully a keeper.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Sadly, beater.

Who do you want to make friends with?

Mostly Slytherins, I wouldn’t want to be on their bad side. But other than that Ron, Luna, Seamus, and Neville :)

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?

Luna :)

Why would he/she be your best buddy?

She’s funny and similar to me.

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Probably the Patil twins… I don’t know why either.

What pet would you get?

A cat. Or a toad. Not an owl…

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

Me living a life of wealth and knowledge as a potions professor at Durmstrang.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Hell no. Sorry friend, but I don’t want to die.

If Fred Weasley turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

I would probably ask him what he was selling.

What would be his reaction to your reaction?

Something ridiculous, for sure.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

Snape, Draco

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

No, I would somehow charm Umbridge to write lines that read “I’m a horrid toad-resembling woman” with that same quill, so she would have marks on her hand.

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

Viktor Krum :D

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

Ron and Hermione mixed

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.

Draco

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Brown

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned

Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

Red

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?

Green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?

A teensy bit

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

Probably slap Cho Chang and ride my broom through the Great Hall. Possibly befriend Bellatrix

Do you like the books more or the movies?

Seeing as I have read 2 books, I like the movies more.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

Lupin
What would your Patronus take shape in?

Preferable a badger :) But a raven or a rabbit would be nice.

What would be your Animagus form?

A snake or a raven

What subject do you want to be the best in?

Potions

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Lupin

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Snape

Hermione or Cho?

Hermione

James Potter or Snape?

Snape

Hagrid or Snape?

Both :)

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Marauders.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

Invisible

Harry or Ron?

Ron

Fleur or Tonks?

Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Krum :D

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna :)

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Albus

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?

Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Beans

Death Eaters or Aurors

Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort?

Both?

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Bella :)

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

Third!

Is this survey fun or boring?

It was fun :)

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