Hi,

don't really know what to say. well, i love writing and will probably have several stories on here. not many of them will be finished. i apologize in advance.

God made men first then he had a better idea,

We're best friends because parents couldn't handle us as sisters,

Never judge a book by it's cover,

A dog is the only thing on the earth that can love you more than you love yourself,

Dear Cross Country,

Your sport is our warm-up

Love,

Soccer =)

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish but i luv them anyways

One day we will look back at this laugh nervously and change the subject

Evening News is were they start with saying "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Once a computer beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing

There are three kinds of people in this world: Ones that can count, And ones that can't count

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there...Im gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt."?

Oooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Everyone has a photograpic memory. Some just don't have film

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The one who laughs last at a joke has the slowest mind. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If duct tape, band aids, or tylenol can't fix it then you have a serious problem

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I swear to drunk officer, I'm not god

Your left hand controls the right part of your brain, so really lefties are the only ones in their right state of minds.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someon called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What wall you first clue?", copy this to your profile.

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what i chose)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is TORTURE
Sad movies suck (it's true and i hate em)
You own/ed an X-box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (hey i had a lot of boy cousins around my age and tht's basically all they had to play with)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (eww. absolutely not.)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collest football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (never cool)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in you mouth.
Sleep with you socks on at night.

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (great movie. we have the trivia pursuit DVD edition)
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (still do sometimes)
Like putting makeup on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (if they're sleeping it's fun to put it on)
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 22

Yep. it's official. i'm a girl

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

that is so sad. sniffle sniffle.

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls. If you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on the handle on the door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on the handle on the door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism