KamquatBananahide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter. I'm sick of pretty much all my writing right now, mostly the older stuff, and would love to just delete it all in a fit of autumn-cleaning. But seeing as how people actually seem to like "I Feel Like A Woman", and it's only reently been completed, I will keep it up for a while longer. Obliviate's going down, however, and possibly some others. Frankly, they're not that good, and Winter always makes me pessimistic and unsatisfied with my work anyway. GRR. |
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In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,048 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Another Word for Hate by Nightmarish reviews
You hate him. And he hates you back, but hate isn't the right word for it. Not a strong enough word for it. It's so much more than that. So much deeper…And you realize why you did it. Why you yelled and screamed and shouted. You care. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The A to Z Of Remus And Sirius by LadyBush reviews
This is the story of Remus and Sirius' relationship, told through the alphabet. It contains plenty of slashy goodness! Currently on Chapter Thirteen: M is for Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Objective: Defeathering The Peacock by IssaLee reviews
Ginny makes a bet involving Malfoy with her friend, and one of the hugest, most startling chain reactions she'd ever set off suddenly began. Ginevra, can you say Oops?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,087 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Undeniably Me, Unbelievably You by IssaLee reviews
A series of 100 total drabbles and oneshots, centered around HarryDraco, and mostly everything these boys could ever come up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Sexy MF by TempleMistress reviews
While waiting for Anakin to return, ObiWan turns on the music while he makes pancakes. Funny how a song can be so catchy... ObiWan&Anakin slash. Rated M for language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Movie Fic by XtinethePirate reviews
Random Jedi Fluff. ObiWan and Anakin, on their evening off, decide to watch a movie together... rated for content in later chapters, ObiAni slash. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Feudal FairyWizard by 00Slightly00 reviews
[No longer updated] The Inuyasha gang travels to the future via magical well. Of course, where do all magical things lead? Why, Hogwarts, of course! Harry Potter meets Inuyasha in a flurry of broomsticks, kimonos, frogs, twotailed cats, pointy hats and ra
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
Burning Boils by SilverAngel99 reviews
COMPLETED! It is the end of the 7th Hermione is overcome by a strange illness that can be cured by a potion. Unfortunately, Madam Pomfrey is ill as well, and Snape is called up to take care of the young Gryffindor. What happens when she needs his undivide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,800 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wake up, Sleepyhead by Cruentus Caelum reviews
You've heard the saying 'never tickle a sleeping dragon' before, but what about werewolves? Shortandsweet SiriusRemus fluff. Rated for slash and like one swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Carte Blanche by Ryyne reviews
Chronicling the relationship of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Draco didn't know what to think: first he's told that he's wanted by the Umbridgeesque Ministry, and then Harry Potter manipulatively kisses him. And this is just the beginning. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,062 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hermione Granger's Diary, 7th year by aoife91 reviews
This is Hermione Grangers diary from 7th year. Contains HBP spoilers. Many pairings HGRW, followed by HGDM, but eventually HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Master Malfoy by Vonderlust reviews
Severus Snape's house elf Tinks' love for Master Malfoy is almost unhealthy. His for her is even worse. It's a shame I'm lying to you and it's HD really. A very, very silly piece of fluffy goodness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Why of Course, Mr Black by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] Remus wakes up with a [coughcough] problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. An interesting [and slightly kinky] conversation follows. SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Give Me That Man by Olivia Circe reviews
“Did it ever occur to you,” Sirius says, “that Hamlet and Horatio are kind of gay?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3998 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter's Unusual Day reviews
Harry wakes up one morning to find all of Hogwarts gone mad with… lust? That’s right, it’s random hookup time! AU, oneshot, set around book six. Rated M, you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Rain reviews
A short, rather pointless ficlet inspired by crummy weather and an obsessive need to puppyslash. RS and entirely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Feel Like A Woman reviews
Arty isn't feeling quite himself… Are the LEP somehow behind this abrupt change? Will Artemis ever go back to normal? Will he ever discover the proper way to put on pantyhose? AU, obviously. Set after Opal Deception.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,398 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005
Early Morning Revelations reviews
Draco’s world comes to a screeching halt after a teensy tiny mistake winds up in one of the most wonderful nights of his life… One he finds he isn’t able to forget easily. DMHP SLASH you have been warned. AU and such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fond Wishes, Voldemort reviews
The Dark Lord vents his frustrations and sorrows into a letter addressed to a certain Headmaster. Parody, oneshot, AU and all that jazz.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete