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 My name is Caitie. I live in Kentucky and am kinda insane. Favorites Movies:Remember Me, My Sister's Keeper, Alice in Wonderland, Little Fockers, Juno Shows:Criminal Minds, Death Note, Invader Zim, Books:Amazing Grace, Death note, Lightning Theif series, Maximum Ride series Music:Paramore, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, 3 Days Grace, Nevershoutnever, Green Day, Evanscence Quotes: “I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."" "WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!"-Zim "I couldn't dream of living in a world without Light!" "Yes, that would be dark."-Misa and L “Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.” Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. |
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Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 254,335 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Wammy's House Drabbles by MaliciousGod reviews
Just a collection of random drabbles from Wammy's house in no particular order. MelloxMatt NearxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Mello, Near
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Look! It's Hot Naked Guy! by Carrie Swinton reviews
This is why we have curtains, and wear clothes, so horny neighbours don't get obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Sex Text by xElementFivex reviews
Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Locker Room Talk by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
What happens behind closed doors in the boy's locker room of Forks High? For Mike Newton, locker room talk can be both silly, deceitful, and insightful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Mike - Complete
Kiss Me by Amber Emmm reviews
All Tira wants to do is find true love. But as Zasalamel tells her, there's a slight problem...
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Tira - Complete
Odd Reactions by Pseudostar432 reviews
Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2008
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt