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So I deleted my old stories and decided to write whatever came to mind as well as come up with a very diabolical plan to take over all of fanfiction.

If you don’t already know, let me be the first one to introduce you into a new breed of fic, something I like to call

.…….drum roll plz……….

(OK THE SHOW IS OVER.)

There's no new breed.

Just read my shit, bitches. ^_^

ha ha ha. Muffin punch!

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Friends for Life – Friends for Real by Evilevergreen reviews

WIP -:- They had what no force on Earth could divide, be it up or down, right or wrong, they counted on a childhood vow to see them through, but now time has taken its toll and nothing can ever be the same. ::V1::

American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 130,941 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Jake, Trixie

Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews

[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

黒い by Maeleene reviews

It came as a mighty shock to Wolfram when the tailor draped yards of satin black over him, and all the while, Yuuri sat on the bed in their room, a carefree grin on his face. Did he not understand the implications? -Very slight Yuuram.-

Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete

The Curse of the Red Vine Lovers by Unfortunately Freckled reviews

We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Glorious PMS by Kaliotrimma reviews

But man, Sasuke, you've been PMSing an awful lot in the past months. I think it's time to see a doctor about this. AU, boarding school NaruSasuNaru, rated for language.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Path of No Regrets: Renewal by Spectrum reviews

Naruto and Sasuke have enough to worry about right now even without the psychological mess their lives have become, but some things are so crucial that they come first even so. The search for a purpose. The rebuilding of a bond. And the rebirth of a team.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,657 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews

AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete

Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews

COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete

Uncertainty by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews

“I hate it. This uncertainty that lies between the two of us,” Sasuke whispered. “It's as if you aren't real. This is just like with niisan.” Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is a complex thing. They're suffering from the mystery of it all. [NaruSasuNaru]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Sound and Leaf by Lisea18 reviews

NaruSasu. Yaoi. Some reflections about Sasuke and Naruto, a meeting between them… and what happens afterwards. Please Read. I'm really not good with summaries. Chapter 12 is rated M. Has a sequel called 'Frogs and Snakes'

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews

Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Giving to the Greater Good by style xx reviews

In a botched attempt to get back together with Stan, Wendy gives him ideas about what his best friend's weird new habit really means. [StanKyle]

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete

Bus Stop by unifilar reviews

Nigel and Abby experience the first day of fall while waiting for the school bus. [NigelAbby relationship]

Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete

Jammed by Punctuator reviews

Being a Halloweenesque nudge at humor in the 28DL world following NORTH SEA. One shot. That should be bad enough.

28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete

Truth by Dude13 reviews

A mere game between friends leads to some rather unexpected results. [Oneshot]

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Mac, Goo - Complete

Apologize by Word Bender reviews

A small incident between my favorite classical lovers. Read it, love it, review it. One shot until I get more inspiration.

A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006

Maid of Honor by sunshinedaydream reviews

Jimmy and Cindy are getting married. Sheen and Libby, now in their 20s, meet again after being broken up for five years. Chapters 4 and 5 up.

Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Libby F., Sheen E.

It's a Cultural Thing by Dude13 reviews

Apparently, not only are certain sports much more popular in other countries, but they have quite a bit of a zealous following as well, as a few residents find out. [Oneshot]

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Goo - Complete

Arnold's Couch Confessions by DarthRoden76 reviews

Dr. Bliss receives a new patient. My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Enjoy!

Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete

L'amour est une Chose Drôle by Dude13 reviews

Love is in the air for Foster's favorite eight year old! Unfortunately, that's not exactly the same picture some of the others are getting....[oneshot]

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Mac, Goo - Complete

My Life is a Shakespearean Play by Nomia reviews

Cindy has grown up and is heading off to college, leaving behind a uncaring mother, a not so perfect EXboyfriend, and plenty more. She dives headfirst into her new life...right into MORE trouble and a stranger from the past she had thought long gone.

Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,100 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.

Tears by Iori-chan-sempai reviews

Maya's PoV, SouKazu, spoilers. Her efforts were foolish from the start.

Fafner in the Azure - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete

Twenty One Against the Dealer by TheRabidHOBBITFangirls reviews

First solo fic by Aye. GeneFinny. He burns every pack of cards in the house, lets them burn away, scatter to ashes and dust and twisted bits of plastic. The neighbors call the next morning, to say that they saw some hoodlum trying to arson Gene's house.

A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete

Stone Skipping by Spectrum reviews

Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

A Nothing World by Ladywilde reviews

Selena POV takes place at the end of the film before rescue Pls Read!

28 Days Later - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005

Grown Up Orphans by Spectrum reviews

Just Naruto, Sasuke, and the quiet hum of the refrigerator. Oneshot.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Take me Home by blanchemalfoy reviews

Status: COMPLETE. The Road Home’s sequel. It’s Draco’s and Harry’s sixth year and they’ll have to deal with their love for each other, their parents’ sins and Voldemort’s terrible plans. SLASH! HD

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 212,695 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Bad Day by WannaBeRogue reviews

Alex is having a bad day and Clover wants to know why. Rated PG-13 because I never want to be in the PG section. NEVER! ff

Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004

The Virtue of Victory by Chevira Lowe reviews

Cliche as crackers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, birthdays, symbolism, fluff and Come, Come Paradise. (NaruSasu, one-shot)

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete

e c l i p s e by Chevira Lowe reviews

SasuSaku, in a very different and probably disturbing light. The world cannot stand still, life goes on, and vengeance becomes one single cruel circle.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2005

Climb a Little Higher by Chevira Lowe reviews

When all is said and done, all that's left is to live. NarutoSasuke fluffy drabble-thing.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2005

Addicted To You by A. LaRosa reviews

Sheen/Libby, one-shot. You shouldn't fall in love with someone by their looks alone. There are many other things that draw a girl in: quirkiness, determination, and loyalty. Who could this girl be? And how addicted is she? Review!

Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Sheen E., Libby F. - Complete

Underneath the Underneath by Shivvlan reviews

Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,387 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Dad by TerminalMadness83 reviews

As Hannah's birthday arrives, she begins to remember her father, and his last moments.

28 Days Later - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete

Not Blind by EricaLumiere reviews

Jim teaches Hannah a little something

28 Days Later - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete

Skinless by Shivvlan reviews

It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

This Boy by Poison Ivory reviews

He was your treasure hunt, the secret door in the attic you always dreamt about as a kid but were always too afraid to go looking for because pirates and monsters and ghosts lurked on the other side." I'm back! (Kinda.) Short musing about Arnold. Very e.

Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004

Clouds Aren't Good Listeners by Angie-chan reviews

(One Shot) Shikamaru talks about his strange conversations with Sasuke. Hints of one-sided shonen ai.

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Complete

Home Cooking by Otter reviews

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But Helga can't cook. Or can she? Take one cup comedy, add a spoonful of drama, and a dash of romance. Then overheat like Helga's imagination!

Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2002

A Letter For Helga by Otter reviews

Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.

Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2001