Okay so I'm Pyrokinesis. Pyrokinesis is the ability to set stuff on fire with your mind. Unfortunately I don't have that, but I do have a flamethrower.

All of you probably think I'm really creepy. I'm not. Swearsies. Here's some stuff you should know about me:

I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Just kidding, but here are some things you actually might want to know about me:

I live in the US of A and I wish I had a cool accent. Let's be honest, everyone wishes they have an accent because they have the same voice as everyone else where they come from. Personally, I think it'd be really cool to have a British accent. I think that British accents make dating a guy 36% more bearable, my favorite song (as of 20 minutes ago) is Donna by FM Static. My favorite movie is The Shawshank redemption, my favorite fruit is the mango, and I'm in love with Sam Worthington. He's got an Australian accent and that's just about as good as a British one.

My favorite teen book is: Tips On Having A Gay (Ex) Boyfriend and its sequel Love (And Other Uses For Duct Tape). If you think that I'm in love with parentheses or something, I'm not that's just the title. My favorite Fanfic is: Sicario. It's so good, you have to read it.

So I like Twilight, but it's not my favorite.

MY FAVORITE WOLF IS: Paul

MY FAVORITE VANP IS: Emmett

I've never liked Bella, she seems like such a whiner, and Edward's kind of... deep. You know what I mean? He's almost boringly commintmenty.

Okay, that's it.