In case you are unfamiliar with the case of Sirius Black, he was supposedly killed by the Veil. But let's think siriusly for a moment. How could Sirius Black, the guy who

1. Escaped from Azkaban

2. Survived the First Wizarding War

3. Lived in Azkaban for 13 years without going insane

4. Evaded the Ministry

could NOT have been defeated by a mere drapery! Impossible, I say! Impossible! So, I am here to confess the truth I've been hiding for so long...

I HAVE KIDNAPPED SIRIUS BLACK.

PROFILE DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SIRIUS BLACK, I HAVE MERELY KIDNAPPED HIM ALTHOUGH HE IS NOT A CHILD AND I THINK THAT HE SECRETLY LIKES LIVING IN MY NON-EXISTENT BASEMENT BECAUSE ARKANSAS CANNOT HAVE BASEMENTS BECAUSE OF THE ROCKY SOIL BUT IF I HAD A BASEMENT HE WOULD BE THERE BUT INSTEAD HE IS RIGHT BESIDE ME TELLING ME THAT THIS DISCLAIMER SHOULD HAVE A PERIOD SOMEWHERE TO MAKE THIS SENTENCE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.

PROFILE DISCLAIMER IN ENGLISH: I DO NOT OWN SIRIUS BLACK, I HAVE MERELY KIDNAPPED HIM, ALTHOUGH HE IS NOT A CHILD AND I THINK HE SECRETLY LIKES LIVING IN MY BASEMENT... THE BASEMENT THAT DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE ARKANSAS'S SOIL IS TOO ROCKY TO HAVE THEM, BUT IF I DID INDEED HAVE A BASEMENT, HE WOULD LIVE THERE. IN STEAD, I HAVE HIDDEN HIM IN MY LOVELY ATTIC.

The stories I write are to merely do Sirius Black, Remus Lupin KIDNAPPED, and James Potter KIDNAPPED justice. Oh, and James says hi.

I must inform you a few things:

1. Although I am American, I have adopted some English spellings (try ONE: mum instead of mom) and words (try bloody, pants instead of underwear, trousers instead of pants).

2. Apparently, gray is the correct spelling of the color Sirius Black's eyes, but I much prefer grey. It just looks cooler.

3. I am not only Team Sirius, I'm Team Angel! :D (Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)

4. I say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Christmas... That just sounds weird: Happy Christmas... In the two states and three places that I've lived in, it's always been Merry Christmas. I guess its the Europeans who say Happy Christmas. xD

MY POLICY: If you do not like my writing, PLEASE flame me. I'm not an idiot who can't take it. I'd love to see what you don't like because the beauty of it is that I can improve. It would be absolutely WONDERFUL if you would add me to you story alert or author alert. Even if people don't know you have, it makes me feel happy. :3

All stories you read on here will be Sirius Black. If you want to read some Twilight, or other pairings, check out my other account, Chuck Norris Worshipper.

If I have left you a harsh message or review, either a) You deserved it and I overreacted, or b) My HORRIBLE cousin hacked my account for the ZILLIONTH time... :/ My aunt already grounded her for the hundredth time from the computer, but it doesn't really matter. Stupid aunt and not being able to fix my troubled cousin...

If I had stories posted, I would place information about them here. TEEHEE~!

If you're one of those FREAKS that need an image to imagine the characters... This is the mini section of my profile for you! Although while writing this isn't exactly what I was picturing... Hey. If you want it, you can have it.

Sirius Black (while younger) 1

Or, if you're not quite satisfied with that picture, try a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON! :D

Sirius Black (while younger) 2 THIS ONE IS FREAKING GORGEOUS! LOVE THE MIDDLE PICTURE! ;D

Sirius Black 3 HE'S FREAKING HOT, I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY! *runs and sobs in corner while Sirius tries to take my computer and find someone to help him*

STILL not good enough for you...? Picture him as Prince Caspian. Yeah, that's what I thought.

James Potter (while younger) Imagine him with amazing glasses, hazel eyes, and black hair... I was too lazy to find you a picture that actually looked like James Potter, so I'm giving you some random hot guy. Merry Christmas ;)

Remus Lupin 1 TEEHEE~!

Seeing as I couldn't find a proper REAL picture of Remus... FAN ART! :D Remus Lupin

Lily Evans TEEHEE~!

Lily Evans (while younger)

Alphard: IMAGINE SIRIUS BLACK YOUNGER AND LESS GORGEOUS AND AMAZING! xD Or take one of the Sirius Black pictures from above.

OC'S

I couldn't find pictures for ALL of them... Mainly the guys. Actually, the guys period. XD

Cordelia

Anya

Teddy