Yo! Be nice, I’m just a little girl :P

My name is... Never mind.., And since I’m taking a break on my work for total world domination I decided to give fan fiction a try.

Right now I’m saving money to travel to USA. I’m going to stay in the city Gotham, where I’m going to live an honest life, and not at all trying to break The Joker out of Arkham. I don’t even know the guy. Who’s The Joker? You are not making sense, invisible reader!

My hobbies include:

Saying Beetlejuice three times, ALL the time.

Checking my drains for evil child eating clowns.

Practicing my silly walk.

Listening to Mew. The most awesome band in the whole wide world.

Making fun of the vampire Lestat, and telling him how vampires USED to be cool.

Watching The Dark Knight, over and over again.

Trying to find my life. Do you have it? No? Oh, well.. Then I’ll just write my fan fiction.