Hey yall. My name's Sam, I'm seventeen and I'm a saggitarius who enjoys swimming and long walks on the beach with my dog... even though I live nowhere near a beach. But enough about me. Let's talk about you. Let's say you're having difficulties staying afloat in a pool. I can help you with that. I'm a lifeguard.

Other than all of that I'm basically a pretty mellow guy who tends to use a lot of adverbs and adjectives. My interests include Harry Potter, Pokemon, many many many childhood cartoons (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Kids Next Door, Dexter's Lab, et cetera), and Latin. Which is not a dead language. People still use it today. Grr.

So that's me. And hopefully you'll be reading some of my writings when I get them published. Enjoy!