Phoenix: Oh shut UP! We muses run this name so you just stay in the back!

Carbuncle: Now now, be nice Phoenix, without her we wouldn't have a voice to begin with.

Exactly! Now look, you ruined my perfect entrance! *Sigh* Oh well. I might as well just speak then. This name is for my two favorite summon muses, Phoenix and Carbunkle. They're heavy Yaoi fans (like me) But like Het too and don't mind the occasional Yuri pair and whatnot.

Phoenix: We HATE beastiality!!

Carbunkle: *Nods furiously*

Yes, so don't expect anything of THAT sort!

All: But we LOVE Sephiroth! *Nods furiously*

I give my summons human forms. So the only time they'll EVER be in a R rated fic as a couple will be as people.

Along with my two, I have my lovers muse Shiva! She's a medium between Carbunkle and Phoenix.

Phoenix: I LOVE hentai! The more, the better!

Carbunkle: Hentai is ok, but it makes me blusy a lot . So much description...

Shiva: I can go both ways. But I think carbunkle is such a cutie!!!

And now a few last words for now:

Phoenix: Never doubt the Heart of the Cards. Yugi has a power... a scary power...

Carbunkle: When the table starts squeaking, you know it won't hold more than two people.

Shiva: If it tastes good, eat it. If it looks good, touch it. If it's blue, icy and can kick your ass, dont mess with it.

Me: And lastly, never make fun of the hedgehog... He has powers beyond our imagining. Especially when they're blue!