
Big ol' summary of Lady Asmodeus!
Я люблю ボーイズラブ!!!
Name- Asmodeus (Otherwise known as Sierra.)
Age- 15
Religion- Multireligioned(Wicca/Hindu/Stanist)
Race/Nationality- Mixed(Russian/German/Arabian/Mexican/ect.)
Likes- Basicly, Everything a communist/goth/fan girl would like. Yaoi, anime, good ol' deathrock!, Russia, and definately aircrafts(Sotka and Airbus!!!)
Hates- Haters, Steriotypes, Homophobes, Idiots(to politics), And posers... And Tripp pants... damn Tripp pants
Favorite band(s)- Mostly, Sisters of Mercy, siouxsie and the banshees and Switchblade Symphony. Others like Aqua, Cascada, Groove Coverage and OTHERS like The Red Army Choir and Jocelyn Pook.
Favorite movie(s)- Childs Play, Supervolcano, The Sixth Sence, Skeptic, Kiki's delivery service, Ponyo, all Naruto movies, Spirited Away and Lost Boys! Plus all of the old B-movies(Dracula, frankenstein ect.. ect..)
The Fandom?
What do you mostly like?-- Yaoi
What do you like writing/drawing about?-- Mostly Soviet Union, Naruto, Korn, and Supervolcano.
Do you do cosplay? If so, what?-- Naruto and historical people.
Why do you like Soviet Union yaoi?-- There was never a time where I wasn't fond of the Soviet Union. And to make it better, I add yaoi! Even though "yaoi" is from japan, I use it with just about everything else.
Why do you like Korn yaoi?-- I used to love that band a whole lot. I don't listen to them as much but I still rave at the yaoi.
Why do you like Supervolcano yaoi?-- I love that movie.
Why do you like Naruto yaoi?-- That's a damn sexy show.
What kind of couples do you like?-- Any.
Do you like Yuri?-- But of course. Just not as much as yaoi.
Who do you pair?-- Real people. Mostly goth girls.. S'hawt. Other than that, OCs
Do you like Hentai?-- Y-Yeah... Who doesn't like hentai? Other than a gay guy or a lesbian woman.
Who do you pair?-- People from shows or something.. I don't pair straight couples... :l
Favorite Pairings? (Bold ones you love more!!)
Mein Kanich x Olga Freeharte
Doc Sebel x Mein Kanich
Doc Sebel x Viktor Avenski
Yavok Mushka x Roy Slovak
Oto Slovak x Olga Freeharte
Joseph Freeharte x Olga Freeharte
Nyet Stragonov x EVERYONE!!!!! (lol)
Jonathan Davis x Reginald Arvizu
Brian Welch x James Shaeffer
Rick Davis x Jonathan Davis
James Shaeffer x Jonathan Davis(C'mon! Munks got lonely after head left!)
Rick Lieberman x William Lieberman
Rick Lieberman x Jockey Galvin
Naruto Uzumaki x Sasuke Uchiha
Itachi Uchiha x Sasuke Uchiha
Sasori x Deidara
Gaara x Naruto Uzumaki
Itachi Uchiha x Kisame Hoshigaki
Tobi x Deidara
Hidan x Everyone in the Akatsuki!! XDD
Andrew Jackson x John Calhoun
Andrew Jackson x Henry Clay
Abraham Lincoln x Robert E. Lee
Ulysses S. Grant x Robert E. Lee
Light x L
Light x Misa
Mello x Neal
Steve Carrel x Dwayne Johnson
Adolf Hitler x Joseph Stalin
Marx x Lenin
Che x Lenin(lol)
Joseph Stalin x ME!! As a beautiful man! ^^
Huey Freeman x Riley Freeman(WTF???)
Robert Freeman x Thugnificent
Jizz in my pants. C+P
*COPY AND PASTE IF YOU KNOW THE REAL 2012*
2012. It's NOT the end of the world. And NOTHING WONT happen.
Copy and paste if you know it's the GOD DAMN EQUINOX!!!
Олга любит диктатора!
Олга трахает диктатора!
Тогда Олга становится беременной..
Что трахание?!
Он - пижон?!
Ich liebe RAMMSTEIN YAOI!!!!!!!!!
I love KORN YAOI!!!!!
Я люблю V!V YAOI!!!
私の愛はNARUTO - ナルト - ボーイズラブ
YAOI MATH!!!
Drake+Josh= WTF?!!! 0.o''
Mein+Olga= LOLOLOL KAWAII!! XD
Dracula+Frankenstein= YESS :3
L+Light= YAY :D
Doc+Mein= OHOHO XD
Katt Williams+Dane Cook= FINALLY XP
Jonathan+Fieldy= HEHE AL-RIGHT :3
Dr.Venture+Brock= O.O//
Hitler+Stalin= EPIC NOSE BLEED
Fanboy+Chumchum= HAHA RLY?!
Pete Burns+Pete Murphy= XDDDDD
Spongebob+Patrick=The average love
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist(I'm actually wicca/hindu/stanist)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm SHY TO STRANGERS, so I MUST have been raped.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself with pencils like an idiot.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST read Edgar Allen Poe books.
I'm SCENE, so I MUST take a shit load of pictures for myspace.com
I'm SCENE, so I MUST have a youtube channel with nothing on it.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(thank GOD!!!!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I LOVE NARUTO, so I MUST be a geek.
I DO COSPLAY, so I MUST be hyper.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I have DIABETES, so I MUST be fat.
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm NICE to strangers, so I MUST hate my friends.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a communist.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (To americans.)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST burn books that don't mention Jesus.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a nazi.
I love basketball, so I MUST be a hater.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.