Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

Kakashi is the legendary ANBU assassin code-named Hound who will do anything to repay his debt to a certain chunin level teacher. KakaIruKaka

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Stiles wants to help Derek. Derek/Stiles Full summary inside. COMPLETED

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Scott and his mom move away. Stiles is heartbroken, obviously, but in a platonic and hetero-lifemate kind of way. He expects to be ignored by the pack since his best friend is no longer his in, and worries that Lydia will go back to ignoring him, and that Jackson will go back to sippin' on his haterade, and Derek might actually kill him if he continues to hang around.

A dialogue based AU where one miss-placed text to the wrong number creates a change in two men that neither truly expected. R27. MAIN STORY NOW COMPLETED. (Omg am I right?)

After Iruka's confrontation with Kakashi before the chuunin exams, he's targeted by a serial killer who seems to be picking off disrespectful chuunin. Iruka survives, but it's only a matter of time before the killer returns to finish the job. Finding his name on the suspects' list, Kakashi bullies his way onto Tenzou's investigation in an attempt to clear his name and protect Iruka

Stiles hated this. He hated lying, he hated the secrecy and he was beginning to hate that he had to pretend he was fine when he felt like he was falling apart. Takes place just after Abomination. AU. Slow build. Slash. Sterek.

A look at the good and the bad of young Tenzou's life in Anbu. One thing is certain: with a captain like Kakashi, there was never a dull moment. Rated to be safe.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Iruka met Kakashi far earlier, and more often, than he realises. Filling in some of the gaps in Iruka's life. KakaIru shounen ai. A bit NC 17. But you get warnings if you don't like that sort of thing.

a mission gone wrong, one mending friendship while a new one buds to life and two love interests who seem to hate each others guts. Iruka's life will never be normal, but then, he wouldn't want it to be. Yoai, three-some pairing KakashixIrukaxIbiki.

Prior to manga - Kakashi has to deal with a persistent cemetery friend. Iruka lost himself due to a mission that cost him a lot, and Kakashi takes on himself to mend the broken soul. KakaIru.

KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto

"Remember that you are only ANBU. Only ninja. With those masks, you are not anyone's brother, sister, parent, friend. You are a tool. Nothing more." When Hound finds somebody who challenges this belief and reminds him that he's not worthless, he wants to hang onto him as long as possible. Too bad he didn't bother telling Iruka this. Eventual KakaIruKaka

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Iruka hates it when Kakashi comes home like this. IruKaka, rated M, more warnings inside.

Kakashi volunteers to take a mission with Iruka based on idle curiosity, but he discovers more about his fellow shinobi than he originally intended.

It was a business deal of sorts. One that came to fruition because Stiles was such a freakin awesome best friend and because Derek... well, Derek needed to mate.

This is what happens when Merlin is lost. This is why destinies are never simple. - Reveal fic. Set after Series 4.

Sterek. Prompt fill. Starts when Stiles goes to buy condoms for Scott at a gas station and runs into Derek. Follows the course of Stiles and Derek's relationship. Set about 2 years after series start Coda to 2x06 ish.

Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.

An AU in which Derek isn't really a graceful Alpha. Stiles is his Yoda. Strong T rating, warnings before chapters. Slash.

Also known as, 'The Life and Times of Stiles Stilinski.' "Stiles learns to compartmentalize and prioritize about two weeks after his mom dies."

Derek, having no luck recruiting Scott & Co. to his pack, tries a different angle. Hint: it involves a leather jacket and lots of alcohol

Five times, well four times, Derek asked Stiles if he wanted the bite. Six times Stiles said no, but to him it's still on the table. AKA Derek stalks Stiles, Stiles should probably stop counting and Scott is a terrible friend who is never there when Stiles needs him. Sterek, this is now m-rated slash, you are welcome, MM. I'm writing a fourth part.

In Which Sherlock Returns Post-Reichnbach, John Nurses Him Back To Health, Sherlock Fails At Sociopathy, Mycroft Picks Up the Milk, and the Boys Are Hunted Through London By Sebastian Moran. Non-slash Bromance or Pre-slash, as you wish. Discussion of suicidality/suicide attempt. Violence.

Set after the events of Abomination. Derek never did get a chance to finish asking his questions and Stiles is not in the mood. Pre-slash Derek/Stiles. Episode Tag

After the events of Abomination, Derek and Stiles end up staying almost another hour at that godforsaken pool. Episode tag from Derek's 3rd Person POV Pre-Slash Derek/Stiles.

Even after all this time, Sherlock still doesn't want John to know. Est. relationship: warning, discussion of drug abuse.

Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...

MOLEST: 1. to disturb or annoy by malevolent interference.2. to accost or attack with the intention of assaulting sexually...or 3. to suffer all of the above by a young ANBU called Naruto Uzumaki. YAOI KAKANARU

If Sherlock were in danger, what would John do to rescue him? And what does that say about John?

A Study Of Living With Sherlock Holmes is now complete. Learn about what happened between John and Sherlock January 31st and March 22. From John's pov on how to survive and learn to live with one eccentric mad genius known as Sherlock Holmes. Complete!

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Stiles stays at Derek's house one night, and he doesn't realize just how much trouble he gets into when he walks around in the dark. Slash, bottom!Stiles, top!Derek. First time.

In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.

Based in 1x09. Who's really thinking all this up? Is it real or not? The lust is, and he'd be damned if it wasn't wishful thinking. Stiles/Derek/Danny. Slash.

S/J, a really messed up look at everything. warnings for slash, mentions of violence, Nick Cave and a wildly unhealthy relationship. Horror genre for a reason.

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

There are things in the mind that tend to get lost in reality. Yaoi, threesome, Iruka/Kakashi/Genma. Giftfic for Blood Zephyr. Disclaimer in my profile.

After the incident at the pool, Sherlock and John renegotiate the rules governing personal space. John/Sherlock pre-? slash. Fluff. One-shot.

John can usually tolerate Sherlock's inability to care for himself properly, but this time, the detective may have gone too far. Secrets, idiots, and not-so-little problems. Not slash but feel free to squint, who knows

Sherlock can't stand the thought of someone else touching John. John is HIS, after all. How far will Sherlock go to prove that? Rated Mature for explicit adult content and language. A little dark. Major spoilers for TGG.

John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.

Iruka rescues Kakashi on the way home from a mission, and then needs rescuing in return.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

"John has gone to a lot of trouble to keep Sherlock alive & in reasonable health. So it's bitterly ironic that his cooking nearly does Sherlock in, one night." - John/Sherlock slash & hurt/comfort. 4th & final part of my "Higher than reason" 'verse.

John survived Afghanistan; he almost didn't survive his repatriation. - A character study, quite dark in places, of John Watson & his life with Sherlock. John/Sherlock pre-slash, which could also be read as gen. Part 3 of my "Higher than reason" 'verse.

"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.

Tenzou is a slow learner, but he gets some help from two experienced teachers. Tenzou/Iruka/Kakashi, utterly shameless threesome porn.

Summer storms, confessions, sex in a bathtub. Kakashi is a pushy bottom and Iruka is completely defenseless.

After an administrative error, Iruka finds himself on an S-rank mission with Sharingan Kakashi and snobbish Anbu and, ultimately, on trial for murder. Iruka's past haunts him while Kakashi becomes unwillingly entangled in the sensei's affairs. Gen fic.

Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka

AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::

Defiance in the face of a fate we can neither accept or deny is natural, and comes in many forms. Iruka might just have chosen a form that will save him, if he's very lucky. KakaIru

Either Kakashi is taking teasing Iruka to a whole new level, or there's something else behind his behavior. When Iruka finds the answer, what will he do with it? Will it forever be "Undefined"? KakaIru

When Iruka suddenly withdraws from everyone but his students, he doesn't think he'll be horribly missed. He's wrong, and not all the people who work to bring him out of hiding are the ones he expected. KakaIru, past GenIru, implied GenRai.

When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep, secrets are revealed, alliances are forged, and events are set in motion that will determine the outcome of the war. Alternate 6th year: ignores HBP & DH. Eventually Snape mentors Harry...if they don't kill each other first.

Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL

In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?

The way of the ninja is shrouded in shadows and mysteries. But some secrets are not meant to be unveiled, as Kakashi painfully discovers, when he pries into something he probably should not have. [Book 1, KakaIru] COMPLETE

YAOI YonIru, GaaIru, KakaIru A child's love is not something to be ignored or made fun off. Iruka found that out the hard way. And he's going to do everything for other's not to feel what he did. Even if it means standing alone. COMPLETE