Announcment: My stories are on temporary Haitus, as I have been hit with a case of "Writer cannot write down writer's thoughts currently," and I thank ANY readers who are actually interested in my stories; I am working on chapters to all of my works, but if you want to take over, PM me with the story and ideas for the future :D

NOTE! AS MY AVATAR AS BEEN CHANGED (the current one is from oh-fee-oh-my.tumblr.com), THERE IS NO WAY TO PROFESS MY LOVE FOR STARKID! LET IT BE KNOWN HERE TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY READS THIS THAT I LOVE STARKID!!!!

Hello!

Notes about me:

HP- and HP fanfiction- best stories ever: Molly Raesly and teenage.tradgedy (James and Lily) and ksomm814 and Kurinoone for Harry AU-- please check these guys out! They are really skilled writers and are my inspiration!

Disney anything (... i swear i'm in college...) but especially anything Mulan, Tangled, Frozen, and Moana

Musicals: I love musical theatre; although I'm not really good at it, I love trying to improve!

Anime: I'm always a slut for other weaboos, so PM me if you like discussing/recommending anime/manga

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

-Unknown

if you think this is awesome and so true copy and paste this on your profile.

Remember:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

THIS IS SOOO WITTY!!! IN LOVE WITH THIS!!!:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

I went to a party, Mom

And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

Favorites:

- TV:

Disney Channel

Gokusen

Hana Kimi

A:TLA

Brooklyn nine nine

Miraculous Ladybug

Life with Derek

- Movies:

Mulan!

Hook

Barbie movies (Ohmigod so embarrassing)

Peter Pan 2003

Tangled

Moana

Beauty and the Beast 2017

Pride and Prejudice 1995

-Anime

Fairy Tail

Romeo X Juliet

Yumeiro Patissiere

La Corda D' Oro

Say I love you

- Manga

Fairy Tail

Gokusen

Skip Beat

Koi Dano Ai Dano (my newest fave)

Maid Sama!

Shugo Chara

-Books

Hollow Kingdom Trilogy

Anything by Tamora Pierce (but especially PotS)

Peter and the Starcatchers series

Gallagher Girls

The Underland Chronicles

Anything by Rick Riordan

Sisters Grimm

- Characters:

Uncle Iroh, Sokka (A:TLA)

Marek (Hollow Kingdom)

Usui, Misaki (Maid Sama)

Yamato (Say I love You)

Boots (Underland Chronicles)

James, Sirius (Harry Potter)

Tyson (Percy Jackson)

Kanoko, Haru (Koi Dano Ai Dano)

Chitanda (Hyouka)

Kyoko (Skip Beat)

- OTPs (This is definitely out-of-date... hahaha)

Nalu (FT)

Ren/Kyoko (SB)

James/Lily (HP)

Gale (FT gihi)

Yamato/Mei (SILY)

Eugene/Punzie (Tangled)

Haru/Kanoko (KDAD)

Victurri

Dasey

zimbits

- Childhood Authors

Patricia C. Wrede

Jessica Day George

C.S. Lewis

Annie Bryant

T.A. Barron

Well you know you've got your profile nain down pat after years of perfecting it when you sort of want to cry after going through all of your interests you've EVER had...

Well that's all for now bye!

except, i have a friend!!!! Her name is OrionNicholaCasillas and she is an amazing writer!!!! so, read her stories!