I decided it was time I started posting the nonsense I write, so here I am.

I've been reading HP fan fiction for years, and while I don't read much of it anymore, I can remember really enjoying it when I started. Then I found the quality fics and realised most of what people post on here is absolute horseshit. So, using many of the bad ideas, I've added my own story to the pile on here that deserves to be deleted and forbidden to ever be read again by the public.

Blank Slate: This is the only story I'm posting currently. It doesn't follow the last two books. I have always been amused by authors who try to write Harry as a really 'cool dude', only to make him act like a complete dick. So I decided to write a story where Harry acts like a complete dick, but thinks he's Casanova. Basically, I've turned him into an exaggerated (and I use that word loosely) version of a normal seventeen-year-old guy. Harry is also getting laid, which inflates his ego even more, but he doesn't realise it's all because of his fame (which has grown after his defeat of Voldemort). I thought I'd add this to my profile because I've had a few reviews from people calling Harry a dick. I don't think they understood that's the whole point of the story. Do I fail as an author for not making that clear, or do they fail as a reader for not getting it? Hmm ... it's probably my fault.