The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black and when I die I will be black. But you sir, when you're born you're pink, when you grow up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you're in the sun you're red, when you're cold you're blue, and when you die you will be purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...