Dark: Greetings user, welcome to my profile! My name is Dark.

WB: I'm Writer's Block, or WB for short.

Herobrine: I'm here too, you all know my name.

Dark: So, why should you read my stuff?

WB: You shouldn't.

Dark: Real convincing.

WB: Thanks, I try.

Dark: If you want cool poetry, WB and Herobrine do that.

WB: Dark writes the stories, and I pester him.

Herobrine: Can confirm, WB likes to pester Dark.

Dark: If you want, check out some things, like Total Collapse.

WB: I personally recommend WB Writes Poetry.

Herobrine: I help with that too, because it's something to do while Dark isn't borrowing me for a story. Sometimes we're joined by others, too.

Dark: I think we should leave the rest of the profile open for other things.

WB: Yeah, we can't keep talking forever.

Dark: Anyways, without further ado, enjoy our stuff!

Story Status Updates

WB Writes Poetry: Will Continue Indefinitely

Total Collapse: In Progress

Minecraft: The Prophecy: Stuck in Limbo

A Writer's Carol: Complete

Ten Years In The Making: Complete

Together: A Skylox Christmas One-Shot: Complete (?)

The Minoventher Incident: Cancelled

Dark Favorites

Color: Purple Blue

Food: Green Onion Cakes

Drink: Cream Soda

Place: Rocky Mountains

Time Of Day: Evening

Season: Winter

Book: Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Game: Minecraft

Anime: Steins;Gate

Manga: Detective Conan

Movie: The Road To El Dorado

Show: Corner Gas