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Joined 01-03-13, id: 4458889, Profile Updated: 03-22-13
Author has written 1 story for Ouran High School Host Club.

A shared account between myself, Amalie and my dear friend Madison. We love fanfiction and have been reading it for at least a year and a half before finally joining to ensure we actually knew what good fanfiction was. Our writing isn't great, but we solemnly swear to you, dear reader, to avoid the following: Mary Sues, bad OCs, horrible pairings, and crossovers that don't make sense. We don't always ship canon, in fact we almost never do, but our ships make sense, I promise you. We aren't crazy...at least not enough to write bad fanfiction.

Main Pairings:

Rose and the Doctor

Draco and Hermione

Caine and Diana

Zutara

Tahnorra

Hades and Persephone

Tamaki and Haruhi

Kyoya and Haruhi

Ling and Lan Fan

Edwin

Royai

Greedling

Kisshu and Ichigo (Aoyama-kun can die in a hole and the blue knights head belongs on my wall)

Ryou and Lettuce

Taruto and Pudding

Hinata and Yui

Kanade and Otonashi

Germany and Italy

Austria and Hungary

Prussia and Hungary

France and Britan

France and Joan of Arc

Netherlands and Canada (Madison screams)

And thats all from us. We like what we have here. Hopefully you do to. We love your comments, so give us a shout. And we're out.

Madison and Amalie

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Changing Fate by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Our greatest weaknesses are our most dangerous enemies. Book 6 in Hermine's POV. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,241 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The monster beside you by hannica7 reviews
France needs England's help because he believes some kind of magical creature is attacking his home. Of course this all has the makings of a trap, but who is the one trapping who? Canada and America soon bring another problem to them, as this world isn't the only one full of monsters! FrUK, FACE, 2P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, France, Canada, America
World Under Siege by Ione reviews
The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,431 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
The Fanboy by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
The BTT's Awesome Guide to Parenting by PsychotiCaptain reviews
Spain, France, and Prussia are going to teach you all about the most awesome ways to raise a child, with the help of some friends, of course. Rated T for cursing and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,780 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Rules by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,496 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - England/Britain, America, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Percabeth Revolution: Hades Feels The Wrath by medella reviews
No one can escape the wrath of hormonal fangirls... even the Lord of the Dead himself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
Cuddle Bunny by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Who would know that Arthur Kirkland liked to cuddle? And with Francis in the house, it's only a matter of dropping his pride and going to ask for a hug... Well, easier said than done. Pointless fluff, T for Arthur's swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Learning to Fall by pinkconchshell reviews
Lan Fan is furious when she discovers a marriage has been arranged for her, but when she realizes that the new Emperor Yao is the one behind it...well, you'll have to read to see what happens! Hardcore LingFan
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About You by CelestiaLily reviews
England writes a letter to France, detailing ten things he hates about him and why the frog makes him crazy. But what did he put as number one? And what happens when France unexpectedly shows up? FrUK/UKFr oneshot. Rated T for swearing. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
White Flag by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
They say when you walk down the aisle, flashes of memories resurface and the time seems to drag forever. It was true, Rose had concluded. Her past with Scorpius never seemed clearer than it did in these few moments as she made her way toward him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,967 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lucky To Be Born by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
When does ambition turn into corruption? When does the loss overshadow the gain? When is enough actually enough? Ursa/Ozai
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Ursa, Ozai - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Paint by Luinramwen reviews
America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
There's a Spot of Red on Your Canadian Flag by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Alfred thinks Matthew has no friends, but he's wrong. When he finds out who Matthew hangs out with he gets rather worried. In this chapter nagging, mistaken identity, and no one wants to become one with Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Canada, America
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Divine Intervention by comptine reviews
AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Had to Hate, Need to Love by comptine reviews
Fifty memories chosen from the long and on-going chronicles of Arthur Kirkland and his favourite enemy. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
I Belong to You: A Kisshu and Ichigo Love Story by sukistrawberry2468 reviews
Deep Blue was defeated two years ago, but Aoyama-kun didn't survive. Ichigo has never forgiven herself for letting that happen. Now Kisshu's love for Ichigo puts her in danger. Will either of them survive? IK LP and PT pairs, please R & R! :
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Healing by cruelfeline reviews
After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,312 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Hands and Heartbeats reviews
Set at the very end of the anime, when they all dance at the end of the episode. If Kyoya could save a moment forever, it would be this. Tamaki and Haruhi is canon, with one sided Kyoya and Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete