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Joined 01-19-02, id: 156960
Uh...how to start this...I personally don't like to read these long-winded bios chock full of things that aren't really necessary (in my opinion), so I'll be short and sweet.

I'm sixteen years old, I enjoy writing (obviously, or else I wouldn't be here), both fan fiction and original fiction. As far as 'fandoms' go, I'm most interested in "Harry Potter" as of now. "Sailormoon"...well, it's not a -favourite-, per say, but I still do know quite a bit about the show, having watched it when I was younger, and enjoy writing the occasional story for it from time to time.

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Beamy Golden Sunlight Rays of Angst by Vendetta Vertigo reviews
A beautiful, talented, and beautiful new dancer comes to the Opera Populaire. Can Erik resist her womanly charms? I'll give you a hint: no. ErikOC xCOMPLETE!x
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Remus the Girl by taketothesky reviews
Remus Lupin goes away for a couple of days each month, but he doesn't tell his friends where he goes. Considering all of Remus' symptoms, Sirius can come to only one conclusion. Remus Lupin is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
White, Padded Walls by Kung Fu Kittie reviews
It's hard to be over 2,000 and still be able to keep your sanity...[Dumb, slightly funny]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Albus D.
Parody of Matrix Fan Fiction by Byl Glinka reviews
Try not to take it too personally, everyone makes these mistakes.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2000
Where in the World is Professor Snape 1/1 by Quaxo reviews
Harry and Co. discover what life without Snape would be like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2000