My name's Kathleen but my family and friends just call me Kathie or Kat.

I have two accounts, this one which is my new one and my original x-Pretty-Kitty-x, that's where you will find my stories but thinking of posting them to this account too :) xxxx

Name: Kathie Maria (Kittie Kat)

Brushes: Black hair (originally brunette)

Livin: Horwich/Bolton

Luvin: life, my sister Leannc92, my friends and family 4eva and a day xx

Personality: completely krazi, randum, open-minded, funny, strange (mental asylum strange lol =]).

I HATE HOMOPHOBIA!!

So PLEASE restrain from makin any homophobic jokes round me, otherwise I will FLIP OUT!!

Other than that everyone is welcome to add me!!

I'm a HUGE fan of Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, CSI- all of them, Sherlock, Victorious, iCarly, Good Luck Charlie, Shake It Up, Supernatural, Buffy, Angel etc.

John Barrowman ROCKS!! so do Avril Lavigne, Lady GaGa, Superchick, Evanescence, Paramore, Within Temptation, Cascada, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Linkin Park, Michael Jackson, Take That, Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, Basshunter, Black Eyed Peas (BEP), Miley Cyrus, Metro Station, Christina Aguilera, JLS, Alexandra Burke, The Veronicas, The All American Rejects, Jessica Riddle, Jessica Simpson, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance (MCR), DJ Boonie, Jordin Sparks, 30 seconds to Mars, Nickleback, Jonas Brothers and so many more...

Disclaimer for all stories: I don’t own Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures or Sherlock or any of the characters in the shows. They are the creations of Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat and belong to the BBC. I also don't own Criminal Minds or Glee (just in case i do eventually write for Glee). They are the creations of CBS and FOX. If I did I would write more happy endings and stories of love ;) Okay, so I wouldn't but I would at least not kill off all the main characters :/ xxxx

Just to add as I mentioned my stories are mainly torchwood, doctor who and criminal minds with pairings as follows:

Torchwood:

Jack/Ianto

Gwen/Rhys (I don't promote Gwen and Jack except for friendship. But I do like Gwen - so no bashing lol :P)

Tosh/Owen

Criminal Minds:

Hotch/Prentiss

Reid/JJ (friendship mainly)

Garcia/Morgan

Reid/Morgan (friendship again)

I'm Now Writing Sherlock, So Pairings (Subject To Change):

And for Glee (If I Do Write Any):

Kurt/Blaine

Rachel/Finn

Rachel/Puck

Quinn/Finn

Rachel/Quinn (Friendship)

Puck/Kurt (maybe, as i've read loads of awesome stories with this pairing)

Rachel/Kurt (Friendship)

Rachel/Mercades (Friendship)

Sherlock

Pairings are done by choice. This doesnt mean that I will HATE writers or their stories by their choice in pairings. I have had nasty comments written HATING my stories, making out I am a crap writer due to my choice of pairings. I read stoires with different pairings to see which people prefer to base my stories on this preference. My stories are that of my imagination and entertainment as are all, I will not have my intellegence insulted because of this preferance. I have written on my profile and in my stories what my pairings are so if you dont like them then don’t read them, it’s as simple as that.

I’d like to thank Leannc92 (my bezzie and sister for life), TracyLynn, Profilerreid, toobeauty, lerabird, jantoox, Storms-Are-My-Nature, EmKen, enigma-kar, xXBrynnSpencerReidXx, SayidRocks, slery, labellie, ca choel, NO-PANTIES, jayni-guardian, evilpinkbutterfly101, Aliinna, Secret-Supernova-X, LoveforPenandDerek and Cara 'ch cariad who have commented on at least one or some even all of my stories giving me great reviews but also CONSTRUCTIVE criticism and have messaged me giving me names of episodes when i couldn’t remember them or just to say how much they like my stories. u guys are the best !! i promised to mention ur names so thank u so much xxxx

I would also like to thank everyone else who has ever reviewed, favourited or subscribed to my stories and there are so many of you. You're all amazing !!!!!! xxx

Just to add I've heard there is a lot of hacking going on around the internet for this purpose i have also got a new account as well as this just in case.

So plz add me at KathieMaria93

My Life’s Movie Soundtrack

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question below, type the song that’s playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool

Here are mine:

Opening Credits: Five Colours In Her Hair - McFly [erm ...]

First Day At School: Somebody - Bridgit Medler, Lemonade Mouth [wow, this works too well :(]

Falling In Love: Crush - Rachel, Glee [ha feeling this atm "/]

Breaking Up: Stay - Hurts [feeling this about the friend I really loved but he "changed" his mind :(]

Prom: You and I - Lady Gaga [erm ... this is just weird "/]

Mental Breakdown: Stronger - Boyzone [okay actually nearly crying at how depressing my life is so far "/]

Flashbacks: I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Kurt, Glee [um]

Getting Back Together: Swear It All Over Again - Westlife [awkward :'(]

Wedding Scene: Marry You - Bruno Mars [swear to you I'm not making it up. okay actually laughing now :')]

Final Battle: It Will Rain - Bruno Mars

Death Scene: When September Ends - Green Day [awkward death song "/ ironic ??]

Funeral Song: We Rock - Camp Rock Cast [again not joking "/ ah well, I'd actually want everyone happy instead of depressed "/]

End Credits: Down - Jay Sean [this would have been so much better for my funeral scene :') LOL]

Finale: You Raise Me Up - Westlife [emotional for me this one as we sung this when I left high school and I was terrified I'd lose my best friend and cause I feel this song applies to our friendship of 14yrs :'(] xxxxxxxx

Better Than I Know Myself - Adam Lambert

Cold as ice

And more bitter than a December Winter night

That's how I treated you

And I know that I sometimes tend to lose my temper

And I cross the line

Yeah that's the truth

I know it gets hard sometimes

But I could never

Leave your side

No matter what I say

Cause if I wanted to go

I would have gone by now

But I really need you near me to

Keep my mind off the edge

If I wanted to leave

I would have left by now

But you're the only one that knows me

Better than I know myself

All along I tried to pretend it didn't matter

If I was alone

But deep down I know

If you were gone

For even a day

I wouldn't know which way to turn

Cause I'm lost without you.

I know it gets hard sometimes

But I could never

Leave your side

No matter what I say

Cause if I wanted to go

I would have gone by now

But I really need you near me to

Keep my mind off the edge

If I wanted to leave

I would have left by now

But you're the only one that knows me

Better than I know myself

[Bridge]

I get kind of dark

Let it go too far

I can be obnoxious at times

But try and see my heart

Cause I need you need now

So don't let me down

You're the only thing in this world

I would die without

Cause if I wanted to go

I would have gone by now

But I really need you near me to

Keep my mind off the edge

If I wanted to leave

I would have left by now

But you're the only one that knows me

Better than I know myself

Cause if I wanted to go

I would have gone by now

But I really need you near me to

Keep my mind off the edge

If I wanted to leave

I would have left by now

But you're the only one that knows me

Better than I know myself

What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

You're insecure

Don't know what for

You're turning heads when you walk through the door

Don't need make up

To cover up Being the way that you are is enough

Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you

[Chorus]

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

You don't know

Oh Oh

You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You'll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know

Oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh

That what makes you beautiful

So c-come on You got it wrong

To prove I'm right I put it in a song

I don't know why

You're being shy

And turn away when I look into your eyes

Everyone else in the room can see it

Everyone else but you

[Chorus]

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

You don't know

Oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You'll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know

Oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh

That's what makes you beautiful

[Bridge]

Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful

[Chorus]

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

You don't know

Oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You'll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know

Oh Oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh

You don't know you're beautiful

Oh oh

That's what makes you beautiful

Copy And Paste This To Your Profile If You Want To Stop Bullying, I Bet 70% Of You Won't, But Share This If You're That 30% With A Heart

The boy you punched in the hall today, committed suicide a few minuets ago.

That girl you called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy you called lame, he has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat, she's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars, he fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying.

You think you know them.

Guess what? you don't!

I bet 70% of you won't, but share this if you're that 30% with a heart xxxxxx

Copy this into your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

You Know You Live In 2007 and 2008 When... 1) You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years. 3) The reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have AIM/ Live Journal/ MySpace. 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7)You read this list and keep nodding and smiling. 8) You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9) You were too busy to notice number five. 10) Now you're actually scrolling up to see what you missed. 11) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12) Put this on your profile if you fell for it! You know you did!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (My friend has done this so don't feel embarrassed.)

If you are totally not blind and can see that there is definatly something between the Doctor and Rose copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love doctor who just as much as I do copy and past this into your profile

If you love John Barrowman just as much as I do copy this into your profile

If you to are angry with the bbc for making all us doc who lovers wait until 2010 for the next series of doctor who copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are as dedicated to doctor who as i am (that means you have to be able to answer any question fired at you and you have to be able to spell and say Raxacoricofallapatorius) copy and paste this into your profile (It does take a long time to say, but most doc who fans can say it)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Mystic Black. EriinR, maltesegirl50, KatMEW93

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!

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If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Randomness:

Ways to annoy people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.

8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

My two favourite ones:

1) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

Come join the darkside. We have cookies!

Just so you know, I don't always act random.

(Evil chuckle, then promptly walks into wall. Must remember to open eyes when walking)

If you are actually EVIL or just plain RANDOM and are actually considering doing the above 20 things, then copy this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those stupid copy and paste things, but your profile is full of them anyway, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with a peticular program that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (I have with DW & TW, on more than 1 occasion)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you are cursed so that your favourite character in a TV show/movie/book either dies or turns evil or leaves, copy and paste this into your profile. (It is so not fair! Happens to me all the time! I mean come on, give me a break!)

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. (It happens to me all the time. Then I get distracted from everything thinking about it)

Torchwood Quotes:

*The world is ending*

Owen: Let's all have sex.

Ianto: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.

*John has skulled half a bottle of vodka*

Jack: So, how was rehab?John: Rehabs. Plural.Jack: Drink, drugs, sex and ...?John: Murder.Jack: laughs You went to murder rehab?John: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?Jack: worried You clean now?John: deadpan Yeah, kicked everything, living like a priest.

John: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning...Gwen: Don't you ever stop?John: What? Five minutes to live, you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous.Gwen: That's a Poodle!John: It's nice!

*Jack enters the Hub to meet Captain John Hart and finds I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper playing*

John: *swaying to the music* COME OOOONNNN! Sing along, It's our song!

Jack: We don't have a song. and if we did have a song it wouldn't be this song.

John: You're no fun.

Jack: No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your own uniqueness!

Ianto: *Thinking* Can't imagine a time when this isn't everything. Pain so constant, like my stomach's full of rats. Feels like this is all I am now. There isn't an inch of me that doesn't hurt. *Out loud* I’m about to brew some of Jack’s industrial strength coffee. Would you like a cup?

Tosh: I’m … fine, thanks Ianto.

*John Ellis picks up a copy of a magazine with a woman in her underwear*

John: Good God!

Ianto: Welcome to the wonderful world of scantily-clad celebrities.

John: There are children around!

Ianto: She's a children's TV presenter.

*John Ellis puts the magazine back in the rack with a shocked expression*

Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! the entire telephone network is down.

Owen: What about a mobile connection?

Tosh: *Talking to an idiot voice* The entire, telephone, network, is down!

Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. *mimics telephone* Hello? Anyone there? *normal* No, 'cause the phones aren't working!

Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again.

Jack: It's just a mind probe.

Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it?

Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.

Ianto: Oh, right. Their heads must explode all the time.

Gwen: Jack, you can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.

Jack: I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.

Toshiko: Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.

Ianto: Or at the first sign of exploding.

Ianto: They know more about this place than I do. *bangs fist on table* Nobody knows more than I do!

Owen: How do you know all that?

Ianto: I know everything. And it says so on the bottom of the screen.

Ianto: We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!

Ianto: I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.

Owen: So, I'm King of the Weevils maybe even Weevil Messiah.

Owen: *referring to his having passed a heat sensor due to being clinically dead* I'm literally, too cool for school.

Jack: What's is it with you? Ever since Owen died, all you've done is agree with him!

Ianto: I was brought up not to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do still do most of their talking for themselves

Tosh: I'm intolerant of vasoactive amines.

Banana: What?Tosh: Bananas make me vomit.

Bloopers

Jack: Remember, the maximum res-erection time is two minutes. *Pause.* *Everyone starts laughing hysterically.*

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever , tashie1010, DeanneParker, paula545,KatMEW15 I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My fave jokes:

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A magician is driving down the road and turns, into his house.

Police station toilet stolen. The cops have nothing to go on.

An optition tells a guys he's colour blind. Well that's about out the green.

Wots black and white and goes round & round? A penguin in a revolving door.

My fave quotes:

1)Another month,

another year,

another smile,

another tear,

another winter,

summer too but there will never be another you. (actually used this is one of my Janto stories, well, my own version of it ;))

2)Angels exist but sometimes they don't have wings we call them friends

something good will happen to you do not break the the chain

3)You don't have to be thin to be beautiful

You don't have to be good looking to be pretty

4)If luck was a puppy i'd give you a litter,

It you liked my boyfriend i'd find you one fitter,

If my love was a lemon i'd make it extra bitter,

If any bitch starts on you i'd be there to hit her.

My Poems

The Doctor

There’s a man out there, a man unlike any other. He has so many faces and goes by the name of the Doctor, nothing more, just the Doctor. The Doctor has so many foes, most of them he can defeat but without his many companions; the Doctor would be very lonely and miserable. If there were no one foolish enough to fall in love with the Doctor and risk his or her lives to save him, the Doctor’s life would be very boring. He travels through time and space in his blue box, a time machine called the TARDIS, never stopping. Saving the earth and the universe, saving the human race from alien invasion. This man, like I have already said, is unlike any other, he ’is a Time Lord, from the planet Gallifrey. As well as having many faces, the Doctor has many different personalities. But no matter what, the Doctor will always protect the universe from destruction. There’s a sad side to the Doctor’s life though, he always has to let go of the ones he loves to keep them from death. The Doctor is also the last of the Time Lords because his home planet Gallifrey was destroyed in a war, a Great Time war, by some aliens called the Daleks. The Doctor is amazing and completely indestructible; in fact, there will never be another man like him.

KMEWhitehead

Look beyond yourself

Look to your enemies,

And see your friends.

Look to those of a different race,

And see your brothers & sisters.

Look to those who are homosexual,

And see that they are the same.

Look to those who are disabled,

And see their potential.

Look to those who you think are different;

The ones of many races,

The homosexuals,

And the disabled,

And see we are all the same.

KMEWhitehead

World gone mad

The world has gone mad,

Full of hate,

Teaching children the things that are bad,

But it's too late.

The people are dying,

The murders of many,

A child is crying,

The innocent don't get a penny.

Money is spent on death,

Another has been shot,

They take their last breath,

Will it stop or will it not.

The world is full of hate,

But for the innocent, it's already too late.

KMEWhitehead

Torchwood

Have you heard of a team, they’re outside the government, beyond the police, they hunt down aliens that come through a rift in time. From other planets & other dimensions, sometimes the aliens are strange & ugly, and sometimes they look human, so you never know weather you’ve met one or not. This team is called Torchwood, the leader is a man named Captain Jack Harkness & due to a strange series of events Jack is immortal, which to some people might be quite fantastic, but Jack is in love and knows the one he loves will eventually die, while he lives on. Next is a woman named Gwen, she is married and has had a strange time at Torchwood. As soon as Gwen became part of Torchwood, she knew her life would never be the same again. Then there is Toshiko, she has had a tough time at Torchwood ever since she fell in love with Owen, a fellow colleague & friend, she knew he didn’t love her back & her heart would break when she would see Owen with other women. There’s also Owen, he’s a bit nasty & sarcastic but also has a soft side too. He has fallen in love with Toshiko. Owen was killed but Jack couldn’t let him go that easy, so decided to bring him back to life, which went wrong because Owen is still dead except now he is a ‘dead man walking’ & is struggling to cope. And last but not least there’s Ianto, he is a helping hand, he sorts out situations & covers for the team. In fact without him the team would be stuck in some very sticky situations. Ianto is much more than just a helping hand & a Torchwood member…

So watch out when you’re out on your travels because you never know if of when Torchwood will save your life…

KMEWhitehead

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

I Have Done 67/100

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose) 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( i just did that because you pointed it out) 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

For Your Entertainment

So hot out of the box

Can we pick up the pace

Turn it up, heat it up

I need to be entertained

Push the limit, are you with it?

Baby don't be afraid

Imma hurt you real good baby

Let's go it's my show, baby, do what I say

Don't trip off the glitz that I'm gonna display I told you

Imma hold ya down until you're amazed

Give it to ya til you're screamin' my name

No escaping when I start

Once I'm in I own your heart

There's no way to ring the alarm

So hold on until it's over

Oh! Do you know what you got into

Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do

'Cause it's about to get rough for you

I'm here for your entertainment Oh! I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet

You thought an angel swept you off your feet

But I'm about to turn up the heat I'm here for your entertainment

'Sall right

You'll be fine

Baby I'm in control

Take the pain

Take the pleasure

I'm the master of both

Close your eyes, not your mind

Let me into your soul

I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

No escaping when I start

Once I'm in I own your heart

There's no way to ring the alarm

So hold on 'til it's over

Oh! Do you know what you got into

Can you handle what I am about to do

'Cause it's about to get rough for you

I'm here for your entertainment

Oh I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet

You thought an angel swept you off your feet

But I'm about to turn up the heat

I'm here for your entertainment

Oh Do you like what you see?

Oh Let me entertain ya 'til you scream

Oh! Do you know what you got into

Can you handle what I am about to do

'Cause it's about to get rough for you

I'm here for your entertainment

Oh! I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet

You thought an angel swept you off your feet

But I'm about to turn up the heat

I'm here for your entertainment

What Makes You Different (Makes You Beautiful) lyrics

You don't run with the crowd You go your own way You don't play after dark You light up my day Got your own kind of style That sets you apart Baby, that's why you captured my heart

I know sometimes you feel like you don't fit in And this world doesn't know what you have within When I look at you, I see something rare A rose that can grow anywhere (grow anywhere) And there's no one I know that can compare

What makes you different, (alright) makes you beautiful (alright) What's there inside you, (alright) shines through to me In your eyes I see, all the love I'll ever need You're all I need, oh girl What makes you different, makes you beautiful to me

Hey, yeah yeah yeah You got something so real You touched me so deep (touched me so deep) See material things Don't matter to me So come as you are You've got nothing to prove You won me with all that you do And I wanna take this chance to say to you

What makes you different, (alright, yeah yeah) makes you beautiful (alright) What's there inside you, (alright) shines through to me In your eyes I see, all the love I'll ever need You're all I need, oh girl What makes you different, makes you beautiful

You don't know (you don't know) how you touched my life (touched my life) Oh in so many ways (so many ways) I just can't describe You taught me what love is supposed to be You saw the little things that make you beautiful to me (so beautiful) Oh yeah, yeah

What makes you, What makes you different, (what makes) makes you beautiful (to me) What's there inside you, (there shines) shines through to me In your eyes I see, all the love I'll ever need You're all I need, oh girl What makes you different, makes you beautiful to me

Everything you do is beautiful (so beautiful) Love you give shines right through me (shines right through to me) Everything you do is beautiful (ooh, ooh ooh ooh oh) Oh, you're beautiful to me (to me)