Hello, if you are reading this, you probably clicked on my username by accident. However, if you meant to click on this profile, then you will be highly disappointed by it, because all that is on here is random things I put down for no reason. Those things start now:

Favorite Movies: A lot of movies, Star Wars movies(all of them), Get Smart, Airplane!, and many others.

Favorite Shows: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, NCIS, Tosh.0, Family Guy, Code Monkeys, and pretty much anything when I'm bored.

Favorite Type of Book: Most genres.

Favorite Internet Series: Red vs. Blue, One Life Remaining, Anything made by RoosterTeeth, many, many others.

My long list of favorite quotes: "I do not want to catch pregnancy!"; "I named him OJ." "After the murderer?" "No, after the football player."; "Tucker did it!"; "Missed it by that much."; "That was the worst throw I have ever seen, of all time." "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."; "My name is Micheal J. Caboose, and I. Hate. Babies!"; "You ain't got no pancake mix!"; "Protect me cone!"; "My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my lazer face!"; "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!"; "Simmons, get the warthog." "You mean the puma?"; "That doesn't seem physically possible!"; "It was worth it."; "This is where the fun begins."; "These are not the droids you are looking for."; "I was born to take it easy."; "Wait! Go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"; "Yea, I don't know, I think Church was right. I'm pretty sure I just torqued in my pants."

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are temporary

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days'

FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place...

FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!